Daesh (aka ISIS) mocking thread - share your humor, lets have a break from doom!

I don't mean to go off topic but I'm afraid every time I see one of these lily white terrorists that it is going to end up biting us in the ass at home. What are we going to do when the media starts saying white people are terrorists and the state starts responding to us as potential terrorists. In some ways it is already happening.

Anyways back to laughing at these cursed morons.

ENDLESS good stuff #daeshbags

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wait for it...



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I just now understand the meaning of al-Fatassi....because of this joke. Didn't catch the play on words there

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Some good ones in there

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HILARIOUS!!!

That was hilarious

ISIS = lunatic fringe a**hole retards. They will never amount to anything. Once appropriate response is initiated through thermonuclear paradise everybody will be happy.

Took a while for my eyes to get used to that and finally be able to read it, that's a good one

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no bag limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the ISIS problem to be over by next Friday.

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Saturday Night Live

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Daesh Newbies Regret Career Choice

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you can't get out of Islam, or the Imam will have you killed.

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Obama wants to get ISIS some good paying jobs.

So you might see some new hires in the workplace.

As a public service, here is how you can avoid a nasty scene at work such as your neck blood all over the floor, or your pants on fire.


Topic: "How to spot the 7 signs your coworker is about to allahu akbar all over the place"

7- He's sharpening his scimitar
6- He's pounded his forehead into his desk for the last 10 minutes
5- His poster of Obama exceeds three feet in height
4- He allu, allu, allu's while watching Youtube videos
3- He compulsively "thumb's down" Jeff Dunham videos
2- He brings his goat to work

And the number one sign your coworker can't be trusted...

1- He still has Mohammad Atta's phone number on speed dial

"A fleeing ISIS terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack selling ties.

The ISIS terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The ISIS terrorist shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water!"

"Sorry, I have none, just ties – pure silk, and only $5."

"Pahh! A curse on your ties! I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you! But I must conserve my energy and find water!"

"Okay," said the little old Jewish man. "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me, or that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go in peace."

Cursing him again, the desperate ISIS terrorist staggered away, over the hill.

Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped, "They won't let me in without a tie!"

jokes against Daesh ONLY! Final warning don't start BS, I made this thread to have a break from that

sorry.... i got a bit carried away :)

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ISIS cartoon animations updated...

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Thanks to everyone that posted some great stuff! I'll keep this one marked whenever I need a laugh or new jokes, hope it will keep getting updated!

Yeah that stuff is hilarious. Totally halal too.