Daesh (aka ISIS) mocking thread - share your humor, lets have a break from doom!

That first link didn't work but the other ones are hilarious!

Why does Obama suddenly want to fight Daesh?

He thought they wanted to control the Persian "Golf"

Very interesting besides being funny!

Have you tasted the new ice cream from Hagen-Daesh?

It comes in:
-Goat flavour
-Mo-Ham-ed flavour
and the latest
-Beheaded flavour

Lol so you're saying Obama wants to take part in a golf war? Now we know he is delusional, the man sucks at golf almost as hard as he sucks other things.

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Can I get the tears of children and women sprinkled on mine?

Lol it just occurs to me a Muslim woman can never eat a nice cream cone bc of her hijab and it will certainly melt before she gets it home. That's crazy.

That was hilarious! Thanks.

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ISIS is a failure
isis does not deserve big letters it's a small fish in a big pond HA! HA!
How did you get a hollywood Studio to do your Videos WOW ! you must know some real producers who owns the movie industry in hollywood.

especially this one..

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make it a glp standard emoticon mods. it's fucking CLASSIC!

fucking pencil dicked cowards. take your bastard masks off. let us SEE you!

Candied sprinkle tears of women and children, good idea, be sure to forward it to Hagen-Daesh.

Then available soon for sale at the Snack Bar.

And yes that's crazy, but Hagen-Daesh can have dual purpose Toyotas, not just a mounted .50cal but also a Hagen-Daesh ice cream cone stand that can drive around in the neighbourhood which should solve the melting ice cream burqa problem.

Necessity is the mother of invention, if it's halal that is.
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Isis: fighting for jobs! That's all they want!

Yes it should be part of GLP smileys

You want hot sauce with that? It's extra halal!

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seriously though, payback will be a bitch for these EyeSIS fags

Give it a break. People have made jokes about serious events forever.

The day after the Challenger Shuttle Disaster, the joke of the day was....

What type of shampoo did Krista McAuliffe use on the Shuttle?

Answer:

Well I don't know but they found her Head and Shoulders on the beach.... :P

#AskIslamicState When do you expect the Caliphate to be opened up for Tourism?

some hashtags are crazy

You know, we are known through history as the "sons of jokes" - and after all, it's US here in the Region right now under most threat and being killed, they deserve that we make fun of them.

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all of them

We aren't making fun of the situation, just the people!