Daesh (aka ISIS) mocking thread - share your humor, lets have a break from doom!

How many ISIS members does it take to stage a terror event on Saturday?

None, it's the sabbath and jews don't work on the sabbath.

Been there; I'll bet if you drive, your car has got lots of dents in it.

What did the ISIS members say when the bagels and locks showed up at their counter revolutionary party?

Shalom.

Rome is ready

A rabbi, a banker and an ISIS member walk into a deli. What did they order?

Anything kosher.

What do ISIS members scream prior to a staged green screen event?

Allan's Snack BaR!!!

Why did ISIS stop attacking for eight days?

It was the start of Rosh Hashanah.

How do you slow down an ISIS member?

Feed them Blintzes.

"2/10/15 ISIS HOSTAGE HOAX! FAKE FAMILY OF KAYLA MUELLER EXPOSED"



At the 4:27 point, they supposedly quote one of Kayla's writings about "peace":

It's something you make.
It's something you do.
It's something you are.
It's something you give away.

Satanists are all about POOP. That's why you'll see the word "make," "do," and other vague references to shiat in commercials so much. They think very little of themselves, naturally, and believe they aren't worth much. Hence, they go so often to the lowest of the low.

So, in the "writings" above, that's what they're talking about, revealing the whole production is satanic. They think they're poop, and they want you to think you are, too.

Reject all things satanic, and pray for the participants. And please don't believe these ridiculous psyops!

You're welcome :P

An ISIS member walks onto a bus, holding a large dufflebag. He asks for a senior discount, even though he couldn't be much older than 40.

Driver asks for his ID, the ISIS member complains and refuses to pay full fare. It goes back and forth between the driver and Jew, both too stubborn to give in.

In a rage, the driver throws the ISIS member's dufflebag off the bus, and it tumbles down a hill.

The ISIS member exclaims: "What the fuck?! Just because I didn't pay full fare you try to kill my son?"

How was copper wiring invented?

Two ISIS members fighting over a penny.

What happens to an ISIS member if he walks into a wall with a full erection?

Breaks his nose.

Thank you, good night. Be sure to tip your waitress.

You killed a perfectly good thread with your stupid, un-funny *jokes*.

Idiot.

Oy vay, schmuck.

How do you find the ISIS members in your neighborhood?

Roll a penny down the road.

Why do ISIS members have big noses?

Because air is free!

Why do ISIS men get circumcised?

Because ISIS women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off.

how did you guess?

oh, just translate a bit. Humor is hard to transfer from one language to another, but give us a try!

my best try:

Thread: HALLWAY CLOSET DOOM - ISIS planning to shut down toilet paper production worldwide

Bes Maat, you are the best. and that is no joke!

No problem - could you do me afavor and contact a MOD why davvi can't post on my thread? I don't have the right membership to do anything or look how come? Thanks!

ISIS is a bunch of fags.

Which port are those Toyota trucks with mounted Russian weapons being shipped from?

Do Mudslimes always Invoke Demons into their Ass?

Well, not always...

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