Lake of Fire Jamboree --- See you there?

This is going to be grand! All of us atheists and heretics in one place, with fireworks and a Lake of Burning stuff (tequila?) to bathe our sinful souls in.

And best yet--there won't be any preachers or evangelists there! Well, except for those shammamigans like Benny Hinn, of course. It will be so fun seeing his hair burn, I bet his expensive toupe will go up in flames like a mop used to clean the blood of Jesus.

This will be the GALA of the CENTURY---and almost NO American politicians (99% of them are Christians).

Just imagine that, hell is less corrupt than America! Jesus forgives all of those politicians. We can expect to be in the company of ignorant indigenous people who never heard of the Gospel, and therefore rejected it by default. I bet the dancing around the Lake of Fire will be positively RADIANT!

We can expect to party with the likes of Buddah, Lao Tzu, Bruce Lee, and all of those Pharoahs from Dynastic Egypt, etc. One can hardly imagine what a crowd the Lkke of Fire Jamboree will draw!


I have it on record that someone is already bringing corn-chips and tequila. I myself will be accompanied by 40 non-virgins. Hookers and blow are optional.

See you all there!