Happy Birthday Kai (VALIS)!!!!

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Chapter 13. “Metatron Kai”

The group carried on.
Anubis and Osiris continued with their ceaseless banter.
Horus and the peacock spoke in tongues to one another.
The frog chirped and the deceiver wove his deceptions.
The Mole prophets spun their self-actualizing takes on reality.

There was an abrupt stopping of all things chronological. The screen evaporated and was replaced by a white page with letters and numbers. The characters became words on a scroll.

Kai thought, “There he is!” A new reality promptly replaced the old one.

It was largely similar but contained more elaborately written languages and metaphors.

“What in the name of Holy Hammerheads was that?” Osiris squealed.

Anubis looked around like a dog who heard too many whistles and didn’t know which master to run to.

Horus just looked guilty. “Stop it! I keep telling you…none of this is your fault. And this is no obstacle…I sense an old friend.”

“Yo!” said Metatron, who had appeared out of a swirl of numerical values and Greek letters.

“I KNEW I wasn’t the only one writing this story,” Kai responded,

“It had the subtle hints of a ‘Phi.’” Metatron said

“Yes. I felt the same way. I should’ve known when my endings kept turning into beginnings that the hand of The Prince was at work. We must’ve crossed quantum paths a thousand times over by now. Time to start collaborating again, I think.”

“I’m down,” Kai said, “But let’s try not to confuse everyone as much. If that is even possible. Ah…fuck it…let’s just write.” The rest of the group held their usual confused and annoyed gaze.

Thank you, my beloved GLP family.

:)

I asked for a:

Hey Phi! Maybe some ponies for him? Lol

I highly doubt that Kai likes ponies like I do, but I'm putting some in anyway.

Happy birthday to my favorite smoking gray alien!!!

For anyone unfamiliar, this is him:
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

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I hope it's a good one my friend!

Happy Birthday Kai!!!