I remember when I was a child and my mom took away my mrs. potato head because I couldn't stop humping her. It was a rough childhood always thinking mr. potato head daddy and trying to seduce mrs. potato head.

To make matters worse I recently found out I'm not even a real potato I'm a GMO potato, a wicked creation of monsanto. the otherkin community no longer accepts me because of this, but its who I am damnit!!!