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I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.

 
Pinball Wizard
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I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Not only that, this little bastard lets out the most horrifying screams while I'm trying to sleep.

Tried everything to take this fucker out, have no idea where its coming in and out. There is absolutely no food or water to sustain it in my room either.
All your pinballs are belong to me.
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01/20/2015 10:47 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
That's no mouse!hiding
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01/20/2015 10:48 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Seriously though, get yourself a Sonar Mouse Repellent.

Job done!


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01/20/2015 10:49 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Trap?
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01/20/2015 10:49 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
buy one of these

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01/20/2015 10:50 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Trap?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22355202


I swear this is a demon mouse from another dimension. The thing cannot be killed!
All your pinballs are belong to me.
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Fuck that shit. That's what cats are for. hf
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01/20/2015 10:52 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Fuck that shit. That's what cats are for. hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


This thing has been messing with me for months now, even had a pest control guy come in and put down traps. Fucker is still alive and kicking, thought it died a week ago because I haven't heard anything in awhile.

Nope, woke up today after it screaming right in my ear and biting me!
All your pinballs are belong to me.
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
It wants to bum you. Don't resist.
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
that fucking mouse... sumthinup
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01/20/2015 10:54 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
It lives in your mattress and comes out at night
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01/20/2015 10:55 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Get a Rat Zapper...and wash the toe cheese off your feet!
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01/20/2015 10:59 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
It's in the mattress.
There is nothing quite as compelling as a bad idea whose time has come...
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01/20/2015 11:04 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Get some IR cameras and record where it comes from. Get a bunch of glue traps and encircle your bed so the little bastard will flop around and you can then grab his ass and throw him out the window.
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01/20/2015 11:17 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
You should check your mattress. Maybe you keep rolling in your sleep and you kill his little family and he comes out to seek vengeance. His screams are his battle cry, his bites are his redemption for his losses. You have made a mortal enemy in your sleep.
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01/20/2015 11:18 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Set glue traps all over the bed. Put a fake person, with a wig of hair in the bed. Now, you will sleep somewhere else, like on the sofa, or the floor of another room. See if the mouse is caught. I do like the video idea, then you can see where it comes from. You might need a new mattress. Have you pulled furniture away from the walls to look for a hole?
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01/20/2015 11:22 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Slather yourself in peanut butter before bed this way he will just lick you instead of bite.
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tehfuck
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01/20/2015 11:37 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Seriously though, get yourself a Sonar Mouse Repellent.

Job done!


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67165072


Yep, those work. try one.
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Glue traps are great, just don't step on one. Mice learn to steal bait without tripping the traps. I have not had good luck with the repellant devices, maybe just got stung on the wrong kind.

If you notice a funny smell in your bedroom, kind of like popcorn soaked in old urine, it is in your room. That is what their nests smell like, and your mattress or stuffed furniture has been colonized and will have to be disposed of. If you keep it, the smell will attract more mice, it signals "Mouse Friendly Area".

Look for droppings on the floors at the walls and in corners, they travel along the walls. If there are no mouse droppings anywhere in your room, it is in another dimension.

If there are, you need to clean and sterilize any room that has been fouled. They carry disease.

Look under your kitchen sink for their entrance. They frequently squeeze in through the gaps where the plumbing goes through the wall.

A big 5 gal glass water container with bacon inside is a good mouse collector too, if you put a ramp to the opening. But they get in the way of the people who live there.
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01/20/2015 11:56 AM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Roll around in cheese and super glue and dont move.
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Glue traps are great, just don't step on one. Mice learn to steal bait without tripping the traps. I have not had good luck with the repellant devices, maybe just got stung on the wrong kind.

If you notice a funny smell in your bedroom, kind of like popcorn soaked in old urine, it is in your room. That is what their nests smell like, and your mattress or stuffed furniture has been colonized and will have to be disposed of. If you keep it, the smell will attract more mice, it signals "Mouse Friendly Area".

Look for droppings on the floors at the walls and in corners, they travel along the walls. If there are no mouse droppings anywhere in your room, it is in another dimension.

If there are, you need to clean and sterilize any room that has been fouled. They carry disease.

Look under your kitchen sink for their entrance. They frequently squeeze in through the gaps where the plumbing goes through the wall.

A big 5 gal glass water container with bacon inside is a good mouse collector too, if you put a ramp to the opening. But they get in the way of the people who live there.
 Quoting: Lil Sis


Mice have a picture of you, with a little mustache coloured in, postered all over mice world...
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
"Nope, woke up today after it screaming right in my ear and biting me!"

haha
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Glue traps and peanut butter will get him. Cats are good if you keep them a little hungry. An over fed cat (most cats in America)is a worthless POS. If you wake up to his screams now, wait until he's caught in the glue trap. Those little bastards can really scream! I like rat poison, but you end up with little mouse corpses all over the house. Old style traps work well if you bait them with peanut butter or sardines.
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
This is a weird creepy thread.
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Dawg get a cat dude!
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Glue traps are great, just don't step on one. Mice learn to steal bait without tripping the traps. I have not had good luck with the repellant devices, maybe just got stung on the wrong kind.

If you notice a funny smell in your bedroom, kind of like popcorn soaked in old urine, it is in your room. That is what their nests smell like, and your mattress or stuffed furniture has been colonized and will have to be disposed of. If you keep it, the smell will attract more mice, it signals "Mouse Friendly Area".

Look for droppings on the floors at the walls and in corners, they travel along the walls. If there are no mouse droppings anywhere in your room, it is in another dimension.

If there are, you need to clean and sterilize any room that has been fouled. They carry disease.

Look under your kitchen sink for their entrance. They frequently squeeze in through the gaps where the plumbing goes through the wall.

A big 5 gal glass water container with bacon inside is a good mouse collector too, if you put a ramp to the opening. But they get in the way of the people who live there.
 Quoting: Lil Sis


Mice have a picture of you, with a little mustache coloured in, postered all over mice world...
 Quoting: TTA 67201567


Yikes!!

I'll be careful when in mouse territory!
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Glue traps and peanut butter will get him. Cats are good if you keep them a little hungry. An over fed cat (most cats in America)is a worthless POS. If you wake up to his screams now, wait until he's caught in the glue trap. Those little bastards can really scream! I like rat poison, but you end up with little mouse corpses all over the house. Old style traps work well if you bait them with peanut butter or sardines.
 Quoting: Epic Beard Guy


You notice I did not mention poison. Never again.
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01/20/2015 01:14 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Put some sugary sticky gum on a mouse trap. Use Bubblicious or something along those lines just make sure it has sugar. Mouse be gone!
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
There's no such thing as one mouse. chorus
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