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I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.

 
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01/20/2015 01:16 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
That's no mouse....
Its a haunted tampon
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
I'm assuming that you bathe? Do you smell like cheese or peanut butter?

DO YOUR BALLS SMELL OF A-1 SAUCE???????
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01/20/2015 01:17 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Poor mouse!!!!
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01/20/2015 01:18 PM
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There's no such thing as one mouse. chorus
 Quoting: Booger Cancer

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Attack the city!

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01/20/2015 01:19 PM
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The mouse is your friend. Feed him.
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01/20/2015 01:19 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
carniverous rat its tasted human flesh your doomed bump
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01/20/2015 01:19 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Trap?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22355202


I swear this is a demon mouse from another dimension. The thing cannot be killed!
 Quoting: Pinball Wizard



hhh, maybe u should squeek back?
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01/20/2015 01:20 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
If it is your toes being bit check under the bed to see if Bill Cosby is there
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01/20/2015 01:21 PM
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carniverous rat its tasted human flesh your doomed bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67208239


yup, better lock up the sausage n meatballs
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01/20/2015 01:25 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
You would think it's a MOOSE you have got OP!! Not a mouse. Stop being a total mouse and MOOSE UP. Check your mini-cheese factory is clean though as a previous poster suggested.
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01/20/2015 01:33 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Get some IR cameras and record where it comes from. Get a bunch of glue traps and encircle your bed so the little bastard will flop around and you can then grab his ass and throw him out the window.
 Quoting: The mouse in your house 11912752


I used a wireless Foscam infrared camera for bat detection in my attic. The camera helped me figure out where a bat was getting into the attic.

You can download Ispy software and use for free if not needing it's remote access function. Ispy allows you to set up "really sensitive" motion detection parameters. It would even pickup a moth at a distance flying. You can also set up continuous buffering of a few frames before the trigger event occurs. That way you can see what actually triggered the recording.

I also use Blue Iris software but in my opinion it is "not" as motion sensitive for small objects. I am still learning how to setup up motion detection hot spots. It is, however, feature rich, easier to set up and less CPU intensive. BI has a 15 day free full function demo. I ended up and bought BI after using the demo software for a few weeks and stopped using Ispy.
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01/20/2015 01:34 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Never heard of a mouse attacking a healthy adult.

It must have rabies or something.


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01/20/2015 01:34 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
bite back?
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01/20/2015 05:12 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
Never heard of a mouse attacking a healthy adult.

It must have rabies or something.


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 Quoting: Bluebird


I was wondering the same thing too. I don't believe mice bite unless they are being threatened in some way. Seams odd a mouse would come into a bedroom, jump onto a bed then bite someone. Maybe if they are eating food crumbs and you roll over on them!
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01/20/2015 05:13 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
lmao

is it biting your balls?


set up a trap
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01/20/2015 05:19 PM
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There's no such thing as one mouse. chorus
 Quoting: Booger Cancer


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... that ... is soooo true! ...
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01/20/2015 10:02 PM
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There's no such thing as one mouse. chorus
 Quoting: Booger Cancer


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... that ... is soooo true! ...
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 Quoting: Wisconsin


They just follow the aroma and in they come with all their relatives. Then they make more relatives
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01/20/2015 10:19 PM

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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
bump

This thread is creepy. Think traps, cats and checking out your mattress. And even befriending the little guy if he doesnt have rabies.
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01/20/2015 10:26 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
He lives in your butt
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01/20/2015 10:30 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
peppermint oil on cotton balls works sometimes
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01/20/2015 10:41 PM
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Re: I keep getting bit by a mouse while I'm asleep.
peppermint oil on cock & balls works sometimes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51957054


Fixed





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