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Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade

 
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Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade
How much crazier can it get??

Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade

Paul Bennett, 45, approached the box with his trousers down before rubbing himself against it and shouting "wow" at Scholes Precinct in Wigan

A drunk man was caught trying to have sex with a postbox in the middle of a shopping arcade.

Paul Bennett, 45, was spotted walking towards the postbox with his trousers down and making ‘sexual advances towards it’ at Scholes Precinct in Wigan.

He then rubbed himself against the postbox while holding his hands in the air and shouting “wow”.

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01/16/2015 02:33 PM
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Re: Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade
he kept sending it love letters but getting no reply
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01/16/2015 02:34 PM
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pigchef Awesome Possum !
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01/16/2015 02:45 PM
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Re: Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade
Have you seen the women in wigan?

No wonder.
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01/16/2015 02:48 PM
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Re: Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade
when the postman delivers your stuff now, he can legitimately shout 'you've got male!'
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01/16/2015 02:48 PM
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clappa
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Lady in red!!


That happened right where I live. It's the talk of the town here.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Re: Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade
Have you seen the women in wigan?

No wonder.
 Quoting: Dark Form


Oy!!
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Re: Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade
standing there all red and seductive he just couldnt help it. he had to stick it up the dirty box
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01/16/2015 02:51 PM
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Re: Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade
Stop bullying the postbox lover. It's not a choice!
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01/16/2015 02:51 PM
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Lady in red!!


That happened right where I live. It's the talk of the town here.
 Quoting: Elephant in the room


Eugh....northerners...
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01/16/2015 02:55 PM
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Re: Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade
idiot didnt realise all that licking that went on in front of it turned it lesbian a long time ago
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01/16/2015 02:57 PM
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Have you seen the women in wigan?

No wonder.
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He's not much of a looker himself.
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01/16/2015 03:04 PM
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idiot didnt realise all that licking that went on in front of it turned it lesbian a long time ago
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no such thing as a full on lesbian

they love it up em..

he was just trying to convert it..
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01/16/2015 03:05 PM
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Stop bullying the postbox lover. It's not a choice!
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i wonder if he sent it 1st class, or 2nd class?
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01/16/2015 03:06 PM
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Have you seen the women in wigan?

No wonder.
 Quoting: Dark Form


He's not much of a looker himself.
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...cough...I'm almost embarrassed to admit that I knew him vaguely about 30 years ago. Both him and his brother would occasionally hang about our group. He's gone downhill a bit since then. My mate beat them up one time for making advances on his girl.

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01/16/2015 03:07 PM
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i heard he couldn't get the flag to stay up.
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01/16/2015 03:09 PM
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ok, i'll say it, it is the elephant in the room, as we know, but i believe it MAY be one of us...
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01/16/2015 03:11 PM
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Fucking inbred Brits.
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01/16/2015 03:14 PM
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Fucking inbred Brits.
 Quoting: Immortal Hemp God


yawn

typical xenophobic response from a fat trailer dwelling troll
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ok, i'll say it, it is the elephant in the room, as we know, but i believe it MAY be one of us...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67076775


Nah....I've got better taste.

...only slightly better, though.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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01/16/2015 03:16 PM
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Lady in red!!


That happened right where I live. It's the talk of the town here.
 Quoting: Elephant in the room


by "talk of the town" do you mean facebook and twitter or people actually talking?
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01/16/2015 03:16 PM
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Re: Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade
Someone told him to put in the male
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01/16/2015 03:16 PM
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Re: Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade
Fucking inbred Brits.
 Quoting: Immortal Hemp God


yawn

typical xenophobic response from a fat trailer dwelling troll
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67076775


Shut up, ugly. You know you married your cousin.
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01/16/2015 03:18 PM
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Lady in red!!


That happened right where I live. It's the talk of the town here.
 Quoting: Elephant in the room


by "talk of the town" do you mean facebook and twitter or people actually talking?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67053952


Both.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
Elephant in the room

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01/17/2015 04:48 AM
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Re: Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade
The result..

[link to scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net (secure)]
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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02/25/2015 03:52 AM
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Re: Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade
It just got crazier

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