Do you walk out of the room without taking your eyes off the screen as your head rotaes 360 deg ?
Do you take your eyes out and leave them in front of the monitor whilst you go pee ?
Has GLP influenced problems or maybe divorce within your marraige?
Do you simply know that getting married is a ridiculous idea as you are spoken for already, by GLP ?
Have you ever taken GLP to the bathroom whilst you poo or bathe ?
Do you tell all your family and friends all about the threads you read and that the world will end Jan 14 2015 of a 100 mile wide asteroid collision ?
Does your family advise you to stay away from GLP?
Have you ever mentioned GLP to your doctor ?
Have you ever lost your job because of GLP ?
Has GLP cured any other addictions because you simply have got no time for them anymore ?
Why is there not a GLP bobhat ?

Any other crazy GLP epics are more than welcome so fire away !