Votes are in - Winner of GLP's funniest thread of 2014! *Lets Welcome Nu Star-Tard* "Aac" aka Satellite"

The First Satellite Map of California (1851)

by Frank Jacobs



It’s 1849, and a Gold Rush is drawing thousands of American prospectors to California, which was snatched from Mexico only a year earlier [1]. The lay of the land is still poorly surveyed, the risks and resources of the terrain as yet largely unknown.

So US President Zachary Taylor initiates a top secret government programme to speed-map the last piece in the puzzle of America’s Manifest Destiny. The plan is so hush-hush (not to mention ahead of its time) that it’s scarcely believable, even with the recently declassified evidence of its success right in front of our eyes, in public view for the first time.

[link to www.worldmapsonline.com]

Where is the satellite map for Laura Ingalls homestead?

I would pin original thread with (winner) next to the title so they know

This is awesome! i dont think i ever won anything before !
Thank you Phenn and thank you to everyone that voted !!!

Thanks again Phenn and everyone!

Would you guys like to help me choose a handle?

Get well soon phenn lots of rest and chicken soup last year I was on my but with a terrible virus for 2 months so awefull but the wife let me cheat to sleep with a wiskey ration to sleep.

Satellite.

Lol. Don't bite the hand that feeds Ya.
Congrats on your win.

I'll second that!

Spot-on prediction in the thread too

Haha! And Thank you

Satellite is perfect

I saw that comment as well.. indeed spot on!

Aac

Aac

ted danson's fingernails

hmmm....moons are considered forms of satellites

[link to www.merriam-webster.com]



Last Edited by Daniel of the Rose on 01/10/2015 12:57 AM

Hilarious!! Welcome, Satellite!

Congrats, aac! And just curious - how did your son's school project turn out?

Laughing with you, not at you. I'm a little scatter-brained so love it when someone else says/does funny things.

Thanks guys , glad yas got a laugh out of it :) and my son actually did pretty good he got a b+

shouldve been an A in my opinion but we gladly took the b+ lol

I'm still looking for the satellite photos, they have to be somewhere. (which implies a conspiracy in itself)

enjoy your glp acct on me for a yr dude, it expires jan 10, 2016

I didn't see that thread.

i linked it in the OP

Oh sorry, I meant that I did not see that thread when it all started back in October. That thread title is pretty funny.

my bad

Congrats to the winner
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Well done!

THAT WINNING THREAD WAS ............STUPID WTF?

votings closed. thanks for playn

yup guess I cant bitch if I didn't vote lol

oh well

the tread was kinda like
well uhhhh good luck with that sir lol