Grandmas Smoking Weed for the First Time (Extended Cut)

if they get high the first time, they are faking it, possibly to look cool

You cause extreme humor to those of us with 1 1/2 brains. Please elucidate your claim.

"I don't know, man. Maybe he was high when he typed it."

They didn't seem that stoned to me - either it was some non-potent herb - or those grannies are HARDCORE.


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Brick weed!

You obviously never smoked the good stuff then. Yes. It will get a person high the first time. I have seen it. Hell. I remember it....

Will they get sent to hell now or is God cool with it in that state because it's legal there.

They looked, sounded and behaved, liked actors. Fun gig for them though.

I immediate thought of that scene from Grandma's Boy where the 3 old ladies drank the cannabis tea, lol.....

OK ... back in the day ...


I made some canabutter - then proceeded to make cookies in my grandma's kitchen.

Well i read that you don't fully cook the cookies so the THC is not cooked out.


Grandma saw my cookies and asked for one, to which I said, nah they are not cooked properly and when they cool down i will throw them out. This was around 3pm.

I went out and came back around 6pm to which I could hear my grandmother of around 75 laughing at her nightly routine of watching TV reruns of "Dad's Army". BUT this time her laughter was different, so I peered into the room and saw her laughing so much it was awesome - THEN i looked and saw what was remains of a cookie on a plate - taken obviously by now from the batch I cooked earlier.

I collected all the cookies and left - never really talking about that event ever again, however she did mention the cookies were not that bad about a day or so later.

true story!

Sure no problem. Didn't know that would make so many angry.

Keeping in mind I made a simple statement about long-term usage. I doubt the grannies there are going to have any long lasting brain damage!

But, I will say that in my time I have known quite a number of people who were heavy pot smokers, who were long term pot smokers. Why do/did I know these people? Because I live in a state where all kinds of people smoke it and I was in an occupation that seemed to attract them for some reason.

So my experience in knowing people who chronically smoked it was poor:

1) It lent itself to seedy people who were or who were associated with people who were thieves. Nothing lower than a thief.

2) I knew 2 people in my lifetime who were full-blown-lost-their-mind schizophrenics, both two of the heaviest pot smokers I knew. Since that time pot has been clinically linked to schizophrenia - I figured that out from observation well before the scientists made the revelation. RIP Eric.

3) The intelligence of the long term pot smokers I knew was low, and diminished on a monthly basis!!!

4) Causes enormous damage to kids who start smoking it around puberty-time, especially the girls. They look like little boys. The best the boys will ever aspire to is looking like little undeveloped mutant aliens. It interferes with normal development is the only way I can say it.

5) Old people who smoke it are the easiest to spot - not like dementia - just like an elderly Spicoli. Not pretty. Looking for their car keys for 1/2 hour while holding them in their hand. Can't focus on anything. Can't remember anything except when to get high. Have deluded themselves into thinking they are clever about their usage - like when they get a call and have to "go somewhere", or take lunch at 10AM after the phone call - typical druggie crap. Basically elderly children.

I hope you enjoyed my real-life observations of long-term pot smokers. You guys can smoke pot, do whatever, or jump off a cliff for all I care - but when you publicly espouse the use of this garbage you open yourself to deserved public ridicule.

Well when you make a God given plant illegal, yeah you have to be around seedy people to get it.
All the rest of your " observations" are so wrong. I am a clinical research nurse and have conducted many studies all over the world and I have experienced the same type of person you are describing but it is due to other drugs that were used.
Do I think marijuana is a gateway drug?....possibly but that is only due to our mindset on the matter.
If someone is "daring" enough to use marijuana, then what's to stop them from trying other hardcore illegal drugs. So they usually do.
Take the stigma out of the part of illegal and that would all go away.

This just makes me angry because I keep getting dirt weed and a doctor won't sign a prescription for me

I know many long time smokers and they are some of the smartest folks I know.

LOL, there are actually new research that shows that weed(THC) enhance brain cell growth :)

[link to www.truthonpot.com]

[link to healthland.time.com]

I was thinking that couldn't have been a strong bud because first time I tried it, spent hours feeling like I couldn't breath and mom was like that too, and my 23 year old, who doesn't want to smoke it again to try and sleep, he had insomnia for years, and getting the munchies would have helped him. I would only use it if there was a medical reason, then follow the Rick Simpson protocol. However, over time, second hand strengthened me up. My native friend, who was a muscician, wouldn't let me break the circle and always blew lots at me. Did toughen me up a little so I tried some medicinal and it was very meditative.

So I actually spoke up a few times with younger smokers, and told them its kind of gateway drug and healing agent, and should be used with respect and meditation and at times healing, and that way you wouldn't build up such a fast immunity to it.

But I felt sorry for the smokers I knew who smoked ever more increasing higher grades, and spent more and more money. It needs to be legal its a natural seed of the earth, and it actually is, for any laws that violated common law and constitution are null and void at conception. They simply don't exist and people needed to step up to the plate in large numbers and blow smoke in their traitorous employees/representatives faces.

Because no one should be buying it, just healthy organic, chemical free seeds and grow their own.

Last Edited by Sungaze_At_Dawn on 11/21/2014 08:54 AM

Yeah ... right, sonny.

Of course they had to add the terrible ape music.

that guy has seen waaay tooo much tv ...