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User ID: 63202778 Canada 11/07/2014 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about an Irish joke? Everyone likes a good Irish joke: Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked: "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya'be saying a mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not, we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature." Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father, Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick exclaimed: "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic???" Runningwithscissors <3 |
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User ID: 37247028 United States 11/07/2014 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." |
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User ID: 37247028 United States 11/07/2014 07:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Three Ladies in a Sauna THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.' THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!! |
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(OP) User ID: 64926912 Spain 11/07/2014 07:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about an Irish joke? Everyone likes a good Irish joke: Quoting: Runningwithscissors Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked: "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya'be saying a mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not, we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature." Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father, Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick exclaimed: "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic???" :inireland::ourladyofshame::superdrink33:............. Last Edited by Inerrancia on 11/07/2014 07:13 PM |
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(OP) User ID: 64926912 Spain 11/07/2014 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How to Tell the Sex of a Fly Quoting: GuitarJohn A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." .............. |
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User ID: 37247028 United States 11/07/2014 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, 'How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy.' He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.' |
Inerrancia
(OP) User ID: 64926912 Spain 11/07/2014 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Three Ladies in a Sauna Quoting: GuitarJohn THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.' THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!! :friend1::friend4:........ |
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User ID: 37247028 United States 11/07/2014 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Blondes Are The Best!!! A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says "The dog is still barking, What have you been doing?" The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it! ++++++++++++++++++++++ |
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(OP) User ID: 64926912 Spain 11/07/2014 07:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city Quoting: GuitarJohn In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, 'How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy.' He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.' ......................... Last Edited by Inerrancia on 11/07/2014 07:27 PM |
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User ID: 37247028 United States 11/07/2014 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | a really bad Hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it To a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the Tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened.. So she blew a little Harder, and still nothing happened. Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?' The first Blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the Tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first! |
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(OP) User ID: 64926912 Spain 11/07/2014 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Blondes Are The Best!!! Quoting: GuitarJohn A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says "The dog is still barking, What have you been doing?" The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it! ++++++++++++++++++++++ ........ |
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User ID: 37247028 United States 11/07/2014 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Blondes Are The Best!!! Quoting: GuitarJohn A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says "The dog is still barking, What have you been doing?" The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it! ++++++++++++++++++++++ ........ LOL |
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(OP) User ID: 64926912 Spain 11/07/2014 07:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Blondes Are The Best!!! Quoting: GuitarJohn A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says "The dog is still barking, What have you been doing?" The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it! ++++++++++++++++++++++ ........ LOL ................... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 51424723 United States 11/07/2014 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're demanding, OP! Honestly, not much on the net makes me truly LOL, but this actually does. [link to www.youtube.com] |