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...from lol... epiclol

...to NO LOL... HESTON....thinkfelix
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LOL...you're having a lot of fun with this!
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crow never more...lflash......thinkfelix
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How about an Irish joke? Everyone likes a good Irish joke:


Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked: "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya'be saying a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not, we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."

Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father, Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed: "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic???"
Runningwithscissors <3
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...from lol... epiclol

...to NO LOL... HESTON....thinkfelix
 Quoting: Inerrancia


LOL...you're having a lot of fun with this!
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yeah... tears2
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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:exciting::eyes_drope:electric_s....thinkfelix
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Three Ladies in a Sauna


THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM..

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
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How about an Irish joke? Everyone likes a good Irish joke:


Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked: "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya'be saying a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not, we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."

Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father, Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed: "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic???"
 Quoting: Runningwithscissors


:inireland::ourladyofshame::superdrink33:.............thinkfelix

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
 Quoting: GuitarJohn


mosquitosplat5..........thinkfelixbeer7....thinkfelix
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After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, 'How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy.'

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.'
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Three Ladies in a Sauna


THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM..

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
 Quoting: GuitarJohn


:friend1::friend4:........billno
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Blondes Are The Best!!!










A blonde and her
husband are lying in bed


listening to the next door neighbor's dog.


It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.


The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,


"I've had enough of this". She goes
downstairs.



The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says
"The dog is still barking,


What have you been doing?"



The blonde says,


"I put the dog in our backyard,


let's see how THEY like it!





++++++++++++++++++++++
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After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, 'How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy.'

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.'
 Quoting: GuitarJohn


redneck......................whiskey...thinkfelix

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5aguohyeah
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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in
a really bad Hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so
the next day she took it To a repair shop. The shop owner saw
that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her
to go home and blow into the Tail pipe really hard, and all
the dents would pop out.



So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened.. So she blew a little
Harder, and still nothing happened. Her blonde roommate saw
her and asked, 'What are you doing?' The first Blonde told her how
the repairman had instructed her to blow into the Tail pipe in
order to get all the dents to pop out.


The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like
hello!



You need to roll up the windows first!
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Blondes Are The Best!!!










A blonde and her
husband are lying in bed


listening to the next door neighbor's dog.


It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.


The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,


"I've had enough of this". She goes
downstairs.



The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says
"The dog is still barking,


What have you been doing?"



The blonde says,


"I put the dog in our backyard,


let's see how THEY like it!





++++++++++++++++++++++
 Quoting: GuitarJohn


face_blablablaMINDBLOWN........thinkfelix
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5aguohyeah
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fluidswaltz2.......thinkfelix
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Blondes Are The Best!!!










A blonde and her
husband are lying in bed


listening to the next door neighbor's dog.


It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.


The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,


"I've had enough of this". She goes
downstairs.



The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says
"The dog is still barking,


What have you been doing?"



The blonde says,


"I put the dog in our backyard,


let's see how THEY like it!





++++++++++++++++++++++
 Quoting: GuitarJohn


face_blablablaMINDBLOWN........thinkfelix
 Quoting: Inerrancia

LOL
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Blondes Are The Best!!!










A blonde and her
husband are lying in bed


listening to the next door neighbor's dog.


It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.


The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,


"I've had enough of this". She goes
downstairs.



The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says
"The dog is still barking,


What have you been doing?"



The blonde says,


"I put the dog in our backyard,


let's see how THEY like it!





++++++++++++++++++++++
 Quoting: GuitarJohn


face_blablablaMINDBLOWN........thinkfelix
 Quoting: Inerrancia

LOL
 Quoting: GuitarJohn


WhatThe......................thinkfelix
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thinkerhmmm
...no lols...
.......thinkfelix
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thinkerhmmm
...no lols...
.......thinkfelix
 Quoting: Inerrancia


Haven't you had enough? lol
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We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN!
A pissed off American Veteran!
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thinkerhmmm
...no lols...
.......thinkfelix
 Quoting: Inerrancia


Haven't you had enough? lol
 Quoting: GuitarJohn


...have I even started to lol a bit?...

tears2
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thinkerhmmm
...no lols...
.......thinkfelix
 Quoting: Inerrancia


Haven't you had enough? lol
 Quoting: GuitarJohn


...have I even started to lol a bit?...

tears2
 Quoting: Inerrancia



If I sent you my picture, that would make you lol
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thinkerhmmm
...no lols...
.......thinkfelix
 Quoting: Inerrancia


Haven't you had enough? lol
 Quoting: GuitarJohn


...have I even started to lol a bit?...

tears2
 Quoting: Inerrancia



If I sent you my picture, that would make you lol
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 Quoting: ar-15 nut


psychosmile..............thinkfelix
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thinkerhmmm
...no lols...
.......thinkfelix
 Quoting: Inerrancia


Haven't you had enough? lol
 Quoting: GuitarJohn


...have I even started to lol a bit?...

tears2
 Quoting: Inerrancia



If I sent you my picture, that would make you lol
 Quoting: GuitarJohn


...dunno... try it
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...A WORLD WITHOUT LOLS!...
:wasteland:
:SATANLOL:

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You're demanding, OP! Honestly, not much on the net makes me truly LOL, but this actually does.


[link to www.youtube.com]





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