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A1 Steak Sauce Experiment

 
tearsstreamingdownmyf​ace
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A1 Steak Sauce Experiment
Some people laugh at the idea that A1 Steak sauce has enlightening properties, especially if slathered on the male testicles, or if the same male organs are "steakbagged" in an A1 cup´o´sauce. However, I have recently invested my life savings in A1 shares after seeing the results of recent experiments with the condiment. Who would have thought it, but A1 Steak sauce actually does contain a protein complex embedded in a fat which researchers say "increases the human aura and promotes general feelings of well-being". Expect to see A1 Steak sauce at holistic medicine hangouts and music festivals soon and expect to see it slathered generously around any New Age hippie´s nutsack region.
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10/03/2014 03:26 PM
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wtf did I just read.
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10/03/2014 03:27 PM
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I own all the old SP equipment, Sweetie, it's all good to go.

Enough with all the A1 BS though, everyone knows you mean Alaska....MMMM'kay?

I've never given a flying fig for lazy canadians so I will never refurbish their brokedown crap.

No worries.

I always take care of the homies.
May The Schwartz be with you.
Redbad

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10/03/2014 03:28 PM
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Wow I saw your title and was going to reply "you aren't going to put it on your balls are you". And you are going to put it on your balls. I'm freakin Notrdamus.
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10/03/2014 03:31 PM
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I'm envisioning a line of A1 Steaksauce impregnated underwear that will eliminate the messyness of actually slathering my jewels with sauce.
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10/03/2014 03:38 PM
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Will Blairs Death sauce work just as good?
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10/03/2014 04:05 PM
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Steakbagged. That's awesome.

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Some people laugh at the idea that A1 Steak sauce has enlightening properties, especially if slathered on the male testicles, or if the same male organs are "steakbagged" in an A1 cup´o´sauce. However, I have recently invested my life savings in A1 shares after seeing the results of recent experiments with the condiment. Who would have thought it, but A1 Steak sauce actually does contain a protein complex embedded in a fat which researchers say "increases the human aura and promotes general feelings of well-being". Expect to see A1 Steak sauce at holistic medicine hangouts and music festivals soon and expect to see it slathered generously around any New Age hippie´s nutsack region.
 Quoting: tearsstreamingdownmyface 63585207


This post sounds conspicuously like one of the mods. Hmmm...
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10/03/2014 04:11 PM
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How long do I let them marinade?
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10/03/2014 04:13 PM
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Will Blairs Death sauce work just as good?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52497131


Yeah, I'd like to see someone dip their balls into that.
I got a burn mark on the back of my hand when a friend poured some for me to test.
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Some people laugh at the idea that A1 Steak sauce has enlightening properties, especially if slathered on the male testicles, or if the same male organs are "steakbagged" in an A1 cup´o´sauce. However, I have recently invested my life savings in A1 shares after seeing the results of recent experiments with the condiment. Who would have thought it, but A1 Steak sauce actually does contain a protein complex embedded in a fat which researchers say "increases the human aura and promotes general feelings of well-being". Expect to see A1 Steak sauce at holistic medicine hangouts and music festivals soon and expect to see it slathered generously around any New Age hippie´s nutsack region.
 Quoting: tearsstreamingdownmyface 63585207


A1 tubestreak sauce.

wtfdid
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How long do I let them marinade?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I suppose it depends on the desired tenderness. I wouldn't go too long. The vinegar might make your hairs fall out.
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10/03/2014 04:14 PM
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I'm putting it on the dogs balls first....



He's pretty damn happy........
G.O.B.

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10/03/2014 04:17 PM
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a1sauce
Good for steaks, better for nuts.

Last Edited by G.O.B. on 10/03/2014 04:19 PM
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I'm putting it on the dogs balls first....



He's pretty damn happy........
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54608283


He'll spend hours licking it off with a dog smile. You think to yourself "I've always wanted to do that" well just be careful you might get scratched.
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10/03/2014 04:21 PM
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:a1sauce:
Good for steaks, better for nuts.
 Quoting: G.O.B.


Ah, explains the popularity.
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10/03/2014 04:25 PM
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wtf did I just read.
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You did the joke wrong. It's not as funny without Jackie Chan

wtfdid
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wtf did I just read.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63585645


You did the joke wrong. It's not as funny without Jackie Chan

wtfdid
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IMPOSSIBRU!!!!
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I tried A1 steak sauce on strawberries once at a buddies house. He was pretty much out of food. It was actually pretty tasty.
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10/03/2014 04:30 PM
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Wow I saw your title and was going to reply "you aren't going to put it on your balls are you". And you are going to put it on your balls. I'm freakin Notrdamus.
 Quoting: Redbad


chuckle

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tearsstreamingdownmyf​ace (OP)
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10/03/2014 06:26 PM
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I never need to shave my balls again after using A1.
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10/03/2014 06:28 PM
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I love A-1
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10/03/2014 06:29 PM
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STFU, Kevin.

jerkit
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10/03/2014 06:37 PM
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Slather up boys, it's gonna be a long weekend
Redbad

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10/03/2014 06:44 PM
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Puts a new twist on marinating your meat.

Last Edited by Redbad on 10/03/2014 06:45 PM
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10/03/2014 06:48 PM
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I'm dipping now
tearsstreamingdownmyf​ace
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10/04/2014 09:24 AM
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I have changed my A1 regime due to discomfort. I am now slathering my balls with equal measures of A1 Steak Sauce and 100% pure Aloe Vera in daily rotation.
Anonymous Coward
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I guess this means I'm only 50% activated for ascension :(
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10/04/2014 09:28 AM
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Its just apple sauce with flavoring
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What happens if your balls begin to grow larger from A1 sauce treatment?





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