A1 Steak Sauce Experiment

Some people laugh at the idea that A1 Steak sauce has enlightening properties, especially if slathered on the male testicles, or if the same male organs are "steakbagged" in an A1 cup´o´sauce. However, I have recently invested my life savings in A1 shares after seeing the results of recent experiments with the condiment. Who would have thought it, but A1 Steak sauce actually does contain a protein complex embedded in a fat which researchers say "increases the human aura and promotes general feelings of well-being". Expect to see A1 Steak sauce at holistic medicine hangouts and music festivals soon and expect to see it slathered generously around any New Age hippie´s nutsack region.