So, why did the prez leave vacation early last night?

Michelle had whiskey dick until Barry's asshole fell out.

the Saudi Prince was accosted in Paris

Did NOT need that visual.......

The news said because of the situation in Ferguson and the situation in Iraq. Nothing else was mentioned except that word had been going around that he was golfing too much and that crises were not being addressed while on "vacation". (too many vacations)

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:fs11:

missed his donkey

Skipped-out on hotel bill.

Overheard all the waiters he stiffed talking about retribution.

New shipment of gay porn arrived at White House in brown paper wrapper

EWWWW!!!!

Some funny shit for responses.

Thank you all. I think we all needed a break from the pressure of Ebola getting out, the riot Bullshit and just the world going to shit overall.

Wrapped in plain wrapper. Gay porn. Whodathunkit.

I've got 2 bushel of Maters cleaned, blanched, cooled. Been tinkering with a Ruger 10/22 that I just picked up Lazer had a dirty switch, Deoxit fixed that, NEW BATTERIES, sand new batterie's surfaces. New Battery in red/green dot, sighted in at 100 yards. Surefire flashlight needs a bulb. Dangit.

Re-did all mounts w/Locktite AND Goo Glue and new screws.

Fixed a non-functional $40 25 round mag neighbor gave me for free this weekend.

One of my few friends, good guy.

Ready to Rock!!

Listening to Austin Patriot. Also listening to some Morse Code at 14.495 Mhz to keep my code speed up.
I do not like calling him "Fat Man", I think right now he, like me, is in top condition in preparedness for the upcoming fight!!

Gotta get goin on them maters.........

I think the Sodomite missed his Donkey but......

I think HE IS THE ONE THAT GETS TIED UP AND RECEIVES....

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Reggie Love just flew in to DC

imminent massive volcanic eruption from a rather icy land?