Experts Claim Super Volcano Could Erupt Within Weeks

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In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.

99:1 When the earth is shaken with her shaking,

99:2 And the earth brings forth her burdens,

99:3 And man says: What has befallen her?

99:4 On that day she will tell her news,

99:5 As if thy Lord had revealed to her.

99:6 On that day men will come forth in sundry bodies that they may be shown their works.

99:7 So he who does an atom’s weight of good will see it.

99:8 And he who does an atom’s weight of evil will see it.

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In the name of Hollah, the Pedophile, the Murderer.

99:1 When the earth is shaken... behead some infidels

99:2 And the earth brings forth her burdens,

99:3 And man says: What the french toast?

99:4 On that day she will tell her news, and get slapped for speaking

99:5 As if that loser had reveled in punching her.

99:6 On that day men will come forth in sheets, turbans, long beards, screaming "hollah snackbar" that they may be shown banging goats.

99:7 So he who does a harlem shake of good will see it.

99:8 And he who does a harlem shake of evil will see it.

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"Yellowstone National Park has been hastily evacuated as fear of the Yellowstone Caldera’s eruption is deemed to be approaching sooner than previously expected. Researchers on-site claim that the 640,000 year-old super volcano has exhibited a sudden spike of activity which indicates that it could erupt in as little as two weeks. The explosion caused by the volcano would very well throw all of United States into a 200 year long volcanic winter, with ash blotting out the sun, and pyroclastic flow irreparably damaging the surrounding ecosystem.

Two weeks ago several roads through yellow stone were closed down after the pavement began to crack and bubble due to the extreme temperatures rising beneath the earth’s surface..."

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