I'm not a psychic but

hit me

Alright.

What's good ?

you are both wearing khakis and they're hideous, no wait, one of you has on corduroy, with a plaid shirt

wrong, im in rags

they die young

Nope. I bestow upon this thread a single star.

oh I thought it was grandma's old quilt, like the pattern tho

I kind of foresaw that

let's see, I'm getting an "A", does someone with an A in their avatar have a question? And a "C". Arthur? Charles?

op, do me now

ACULA!!!!


What time is it where you live?

Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 07/25/2014 02:10 AM

AC! now we're cooking. Have you had an injury in the recent past life? A death perhaps?

oh my! it's heating up! I think it's 11 ish, I am spot on tonite

OP, see me! <3

I see the cum stained lotion bottle in your room. The girl who you have a crush on thinks your gross. Your poor mother wants you to leave but isn't strong enough to say it. Your dad cheating on your mom. The friend you really have you treat like shit but you cling to him because your the loser. And you have looked at gay porn and got aroused. Your clothes are not trendy either. And please thinking your all deep and in the know because your dumb as ain't ! Pick up a book biotch and go finish your tech school application.

lol man thats some good cold reading haha. doesnt get any more vague than that.

They are Jake from State Farm :)

op, im a bit psychic myself.

i see a dark horse, its dark brown, no, no its black and i see a barn, its dark out. wait, wait, ok i see you there while everyone else is asleep. youre looking around as if youre making sure no one sees you. now youre in the barn and dropping your pants behind the horse....OH MY GOD!! exiting vision exiting vision!!!

AC again! I'm batting thousands

You are not going to move to Georgia anytime soon, thank your lucky stars for that. Someone you don't know and could care less about wants you to send them a certified cashiers check, wait while I get that PO box, it'll just be a minute

I know! Jonathan Edwards is so jealous

I'm wearing something very distinct.

What is it?

oh you are good! I was channeling that commercial. Be in Vegas on the 29th, but don't fly, take the bus from New Jersey thru Tennessee and bypass all the southern states and Nevada

ooohhh, yes indeed, Count! I see you in a previous existence, you were royalty.... yes, you liked purple, lots of it, oh wait...no that's you

it's eau de humanity, parfum excellente

I sense someone famous on the board... it's not Ted Danson or his fingernails, nor Charlie Sheen, though he is drunk right now. The initials are.... R? I'm getting an "R"?

I knew you weren't psychic, because I'm psychic.