People (?) with big upper portion of their ears

all I have to say is What.The.Fuck because I was searching this EXACT issue today.

I started thinking about it while cutting my sideburns, so naturally, being Indian, I searched something Vedas/Yoga related because they say Faces can be read just like the Palms...and they really go into detail about it. such as how ears line up the corner of your eye, ear size, etc.


here's a part of it:

If a straight horizontal line is drawn from the corner of the eye towards the ear, it should just touch the ear's upper portion. If the ear is located above the straight line, it denotes the person is of refined nature.

I'm of refined nature, my ears are bigger than dumbos.