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therealman777
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06/13/2014 11:19 PM
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creepiest thing your child has ever said to you
wondering what the creepiest shit you ever heard your children say was? I know do say creepy shit. I don't have kids myself, ive heard stories about what they say that makes me wonder if I even want them
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06/13/2014 11:27 PM
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"Get off me daddy your crushin my cigarettes! ohno
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06/13/2014 11:31 PM
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Me- "Look at the violet flowers!"

3 year old nephew- "No that's bright blue!"

Smarty pants.

Sorry, not creepy
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They discuss their abductions with me.
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06/13/2014 11:43 PM
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They discuss their abductions with me.
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is this real? could you elaborate?
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06/13/2014 11:44 PM
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This conversation happened when my son was three.

His dad, after I announced I had plans to do something some summer afternoon: No problem. I'll just take Junior to the beach. Come along, my little chick-magnet.

Me to Junior: Son, do you and Dad pick up women when you're at the beach?

Junior: No... we have to drop you off first.
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06/13/2014 11:44 PM
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Obama is cute
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06/13/2014 11:51 PM
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Don't tell anybody.
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06/13/2014 11:54 PM
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Re: creepiest thing your child has ever said to you
This conversation happened when my son was three.

His dad, after I announced I had plans to do something some summer afternoon: No problem. I'll just take Junior to the beach. Come along, my little chick-magnet.

Me to Junior: Son, do you and Dad pick up women when you're at the beach?

Junior: No... we have to drop you off first.
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Obama is cute
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I wonder which of these is worse
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06/14/2014 01:42 AM
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I (female) was good friends with a divorced guy who had a 5 year old son. We were all sitting around talking when the son looked at us funny. Then he said, "you two are really sister and brother". I laughed and said, "no, we're not related, we're just friends". He said "no, you just are".
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I have two.

This was from my daughter, she was about 4:

Out of nowhere she sighs and says, 'I wish I could find my real family.'

My husband and I looked at each other and I asked, 'where is your real family?'

She said rather forcefully, 'I don't know! I'm a child! How can I find them?!'



This one is from my nephew and he was 5 at the time:

My brothers family and mine were sitting around my table having a family dinner having a conversation about an aunt we hadn't see in a while when my nephew turned to me and said out of left field:

'Tia, they'll be coming for you soon.'

I asked, 'who?'

He said, 'I don't know.' Then he leaned in and whispered,'they told me to tell you', while pointing at the space behind my chair and the wall.


I'm still waiting...
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01/07/2015 05:16 PM
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Not about the false flag 911...My son told me one day " Mom I got that 911 feeling." We had just been over emergency procedures at home. Still cracks me up
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My oldest daughter told me that she was going to stay a virgin until marriage after sex ed class in the 4th grade. I asked her how she's going to do that, she said by using condoms.

My middle child had a hanger in her hand and was hooking it on things and said, "look I'm a hooker".
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01/07/2015 05:25 PM
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Obama is cute
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"Joe Biden is cute".
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01/07/2015 05:27 PM
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daddy , why are the dogs butts stuck together?
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01/07/2015 05:35 PM
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They're here....
Super creepy
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01/07/2015 06:43 PM
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Re: creepiest thing your child has ever said to you
That under the sphinx in egypt is another bigger sphinx he was 4 and till this day I belive him
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01/09/2015 02:51 AM
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Re: creepiest thing your child has ever said to you
"Where are my wife and children?"
Nathania
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01/09/2015 02:57 AM
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When i was about 6 years old i told my mother that they were not my real parents and that one day my real parents will come down to take me home. I freaked my mother out. I am now 40 and i am still here. when you are a child you have such an imagination.
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01/09/2015 03:00 AM
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my wee one used to tell us stories about his other mum and dad and his older brother. he told us about the house he used to live in and his pet dog. doesn't talk about now he's older or maybe he just forgot like the rest of us
Nathania
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01/09/2015 03:04 AM
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Oh and about the sphinx in Egypt that is true. since i was a
child i also knew that there was two. Because in Egypt there was always two guarding not one. The other one was destroyed in the great flood.





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