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Anonymous Coward User ID: 4658649 United States 06/13/2014 11:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This conversation happened when my son was three. His dad, after I announced I had plans to do something some summer afternoon: No problem. I'll just take Junior to the beach. Come along, my little chick-magnet. Me to Junior: Son, do you and Dad pick up women when you're at the beach? Junior: No... we have to drop you off first. |
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therealman777 (OP) User ID: 56814553 United States 06/13/2014 11:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This conversation happened when my son was three. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658649 His dad, after I announced I had plans to do something some summer afternoon: No problem. I'll just take Junior to the beach. Come along, my little chick-magnet. Me to Junior: Son, do you and Dad pick up women when you're at the beach? Junior: No... we have to drop you off first. I wonder which of these is worse |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56550270 United States 06/14/2014 01:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I (female) was good friends with a divorced guy who had a 5 year old son. We were all sitting around talking when the son looked at us funny. Then he said, "you two are really sister and brother". I laughed and said, "no, we're not related, we're just friends". He said "no, you just are". |
Nameless User ID: 8533752 United States 01/07/2015 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have two. This was from my daughter, she was about 4: Out of nowhere she sighs and says, 'I wish I could find my real family.' My husband and I looked at each other and I asked, 'where is your real family?' She said rather forcefully, 'I don't know! I'm a child! How can I find them?!' This one is from my nephew and he was 5 at the time: My brothers family and mine were sitting around my table having a family dinner having a conversation about an aunt we hadn't see in a while when my nephew turned to me and said out of left field: 'Tia, they'll be coming for you soon.' I asked, 'who?' He said, 'I don't know.' Then he leaned in and whispered,'they told me to tell you', while pointing at the space behind my chair and the wall. I'm still waiting... |
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Nah-T
User ID: 59907859 United States 01/07/2015 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My middle child had a hanger in her hand and was hooking it on things and said, "look I'm a hooker". When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold? No, it's just going to stink more. |
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Nathania User ID: 66835877 South Africa 01/09/2015 02:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When i was about 6 years old i told my mother that they were not my real parents and that one day my real parents will come down to take me home. I freaked my mother out. I am now 40 and i am still here. when you are a child you have such an imagination. |
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