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Anonymous Coward User ID: 65047724 United States 12/18/2014 01:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236 So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand. But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer. Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit. It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap. Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels. Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy.. COOL |
IDW User ID: 66147642 United States 12/18/2014 01:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why is it, that nobody here has decided to give me a parade for what I have done? . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236 Well, I started the moran/moron and brian/brain GLP memes with typos, simply by bludgeoning grammar nazis and I didn't even get the credit, even though it made it into GTA-V. Someone else always gets the credit |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65047724 United States 12/18/2014 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236 So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand. But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer. Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit. It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap. Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels. Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy.. COOL If it seems to be taking too long, don't force the issue, Trust me on this one!!! |
IDW User ID: 66147642 United States 12/18/2014 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236 So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand. But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer. Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit. It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap. Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels. Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy.. COOL I shit in under 30 seconds. Solid and quick. Plootch.Wipe my ass and off the throne in under a minute. If you're taking longer than that you're wasting time. |
IDW User ID: 66147642 United States 12/18/2014 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why is it, that nobody here has decided to give me a parade for what I have done? . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236 Well, I started the moran/moron and brian/brain GLP memes with typos, simply by bludgeoning grammar nazis and I didn't even get the credit, even though it made it into GTA-V. Someone else always gets the credit Oh, and les I forget, FUCKTARD is mine as well. I know we are going to have some disagreement on this one, but to the best of my knowledge , I was the first one to utter the word back in 1971 when I was laughing so hard at my brother I tried to call him a fucking retard and it came out that way. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 65047724 United States 12/18/2014 01:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236 So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand. But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer. Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit. It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap. Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels. Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy.. COOL I shit in under 30 seconds. Solid and quick. Plootch.Wipe my ass and off the throne in under a minute. If you're taking longer than that you're wasting time. I can do the same thing as long as I wait until the right moment, the only problem is how far from the bathroom I am when that moment arrives. |
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IDW User ID: 66147642 United States 12/18/2014 01:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236 So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand. But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer. Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit. It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap. Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels. Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy.. COOL I shit in under 30 seconds. Solid and quick. Plootch.Wipe my ass and off the throne in under a minute. If you're taking longer than that you're wasting time. I can do the same thing as long as I wait until the right moment, the only problem is how far from the bathroom I am when that moment arrives. Well, if you're crowning or prairie doggin', you know you better get there quick. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65047724 United States 12/18/2014 01:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I shit in under 30 seconds. Solid and quick. Plootch.Wipe my ass and off the throne in under a minute. If you're taking longer than that you're wasting time. I can do the same thing as long as I wait until the right moment, the only problem is how far from the bathroom I am when that moment arrives. Well, if you're crowning or prairie doggin', you know you better get there quick. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65047724 United States 12/18/2014 01:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I shit in under 30 seconds. Solid and quick. Plootch.Wipe my ass and off the throne in under a minute. If you're taking longer than that you're wasting time. I can do the same thing as long as I wait until the right moment, the only problem is how far from the bathroom I am when that moment arrives. Well, if you're crowning or prairie doggin', you know you better get there quick. Very true, I work in a building that is 1000 feet long and 800 feet wide. The bathroom sometimes takes 5 mins to get to and never fail the stalls are always full.. hurry the fuck up!!!! |
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User ID: 66510714 United States 02/28/2015 02:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236 So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand. But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer. Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit. It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap. Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels. Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy.. It takes them 15 minutes to wipe the Crap off their ass, they read the magazine the last time they visited the toilet to pee! Chugiakian |
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User ID: 76291094 Puerto Rico 02/25/2018 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236 So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand. But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer. Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit. It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap. Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels. Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy.. I remember i gave you the answer to that years ago ... The guy who fucked you in the ass at the gay bar used A1 sauce as lube ! it takes less for you to do a poo because you got less anal retentive ... Are we screwd ! ~~~~ |