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They got underwear now you know??
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This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce.

So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand.

But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer.

Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit.

It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap.

Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels.

Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy..

5a
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COOL
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Why is it, that nobody here has decided to give me a parade for what I have done? .
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Well, I started the moran/moron and brian/brain GLP memes with typos, simply by bludgeoning grammar nazis and I didn't even get the credit, even though it made it into GTA-V.

Someone else always gets the credit

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This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce.

So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand.

But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer.

Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit.

It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap.

Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels.

Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy..

5a
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COOL
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If it seems to be taking too long, don't force the issue, Trust me on this one!!!
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This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce.

So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand.

But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer.

Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit.

It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap.

Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels.

Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy..

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236


COOL
 Quoting: jethrosshotgun

I shit in under 30 seconds. Solid and quick. Plootch.Wipe my ass and off the throne in under a minute. If you're taking longer than that you're wasting time.
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Why is it, that nobody here has decided to give me a parade for what I have done? .
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Well, I started the moran/moron and brian/brain GLP memes with typos, simply by bludgeoning grammar nazis and I didn't even get the credit, even though it made it into GTA-V.

Someone else always gets the credit

cruise
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Oh, and les I forget, FUCKTARD is mine as well. I know we are going to have some disagreement on this one, but to the best of my knowledge , I was the first one to utter the word back in 1971 when I was laughing so hard at my brother I tried to call him a fucking retard and it came out that way.
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DID YOU FINALLY WASH YOUR BALLS ?
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This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce.

So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand.

But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer.

Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit.

It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap.

Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels.

Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy..

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236


COOL
 Quoting: jethrosshotgun

I shit in under 30 seconds. Solid and quick. Plootch.Wipe my ass and off the throne in under a minute. If you're taking longer than that you're wasting time.
 Quoting: IDW 66147642


I can do the same thing as long as I wait until the right moment, the only problem is how far from the bathroom I am when that moment arrives.
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was one of the all time greats.
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Right up there with "the Us Navy just sunk a french submarine in the Gulf of mexico", I tell ya
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DID YOU FINALLY WASH YOUR BALLS ?
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My God, let's hope so

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This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce.

So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand.

But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer.

Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit.

It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap.

Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels.

Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy..

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236


COOL
 Quoting: jethrosshotgun

I shit in under 30 seconds. Solid and quick. Plootch.Wipe my ass and off the throne in under a minute. If you're taking longer than that you're wasting time.
 Quoting: IDW 66147642


I can do the same thing as long as I wait until the right moment, the only problem is how far from the bathroom I am when that moment arrives.
 Quoting: jethrosshotgun


Well, if you're crowning or prairie doggin', you know you better get there quick.
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I shit in under 30 seconds. Solid and quick. Plootch.Wipe my ass and off the throne in under a minute. If you're taking longer than that you're wasting time.
 Quoting: IDW 66147642


I can do the same thing as long as I wait until the right moment, the only problem is how far from the bathroom I am when that moment arrives.
 Quoting: jethrosshotgun


Well, if you're crowning or prairie doggin', you know you better get there quick.
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I shit in under 30 seconds. Solid and quick. Plootch.Wipe my ass and off the throne in under a minute. If you're taking longer than that you're wasting time.
 Quoting: IDW 66147642


I can do the same thing as long as I wait until the right moment, the only problem is how far from the bathroom I am when that moment arrives.
 Quoting: jethrosshotgun


Well, if you're crowning or prairie doggin', you know you better get there quick.
 Quoting: IDW 66147642


Very true, I work in a building that is 1000 feet long and 800 feet wide. The bathroom sometimes takes 5 mins to get to and never fail the stalls are always full.. horn
hurry the fuck up!!!!
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This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce.

So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand.

But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer.

Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit.

It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap.

Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels.

Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy..

5a
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It takes them 15 minutes to wipe the Crap off their ass, they read the magazine the last time they visited the toilet to pee!
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INTRUDER!
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You are my hero!!
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I love steak sauce!!
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I remember that thread well. It was the reason I stopped eating A1 sauce, LOL!

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This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce.

So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand.

But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer.

Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit.

It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap.

Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels.

Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy..

5a
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I remember i gave you the answer to that years ago ...

The guy who fucked you in the ass at the gay bar used A1 sauce as lube !

it takes less for you to do a poo because you got less anal retentive ...

sideways
Are we screwd ! ~~~~





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