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I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"

 
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I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce.

So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand.

But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer.

Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit.

It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap.

Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels.

Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy..

5a
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05/21/2014 11:39 PM
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
That was an epic thread. Thanks for many laughs.
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05/21/2014 11:40 PM
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
Try washing your hands before you start baiting. You'll be a Master Baiter really soon. 15 mins in the bathroom is 15 mins of peace and quiet. Don't have to hear crap. Pun intended.
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
Mine smell like doritos; even though i never eat tehm.
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
I am pretty sure back then I had a 3 digit AC Number. Like 450
or 550 or something.
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
A1 sauce goes pretty well with french fries.
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05/22/2014 11:30 PM
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
A1 goes well with most things..
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
It is just "Good Sauce"
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05/22/2014 11:35 PM
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
Try a little A-1 Steak Sauce on that Ass-Crack, perhaps it will help lubricate the new lengthy evacuation standard?
?
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
to add to OP's genius of A-1 balls, he adds "old ass dudes take a long ass time to crap"


what beautiful words of metered poetry, have you considered writing, OP?
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05/22/2014 11:36 PM
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
After that A-1 Steak Sauce thread.

You are like an Epic Hero Moran around here.
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lmao
:smokin1:
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
I probably wouldnt have mentioned that to start with and sure wouldnt have brought it up a second time.
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
The thread was "My balls smell like A-1 steak sauce, ask me a question"

You fail.
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05/22/2014 11:46 PM
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
imagine if the nobody and the A1 balls guy are the same persondamned
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Glutamic acid
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed. -Albert Einstein
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
You guys are in the presence of my authentic , vintage, and genuine A1 smelling steak sauce balls. And you are going to just scoff and say stupid things..

It must be "Obvious" That I am the real MR A1 , as this thread is just dripping with the funk of authentic A1 ball stank.

There will always be those that doubt though.
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imagine if the nobody and the A1 balls guy are the same persondamned
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I like your outside of the box thinking.
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Try a little A-1 Steak Sauce on that Ass-Crack, perhaps it will help lubricate the new lengthy evacuation standard?
?
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That is clever my friend. I just may work.
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05/23/2014 11:20 PM
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
I have been trying out a few different steak Marinade's as of late. Lawry's Signature Steakhouse, and Spicy Teriyaki.

I am not sure exactly how these sauces will translate into how my balls smell, but I am doing as a service to those who want to know. I take this task very seriously.

The Signature Steakhouse, has a very good smell to it. There is hints of cumin, and chili peppers. with a good overtone of black pepper.

The Spicy Teriyaki, Has what you would expect from a Mandarin. A large dose of orange, with mostly a kick of soy sauce. And some pepper.

As to how this will make my balls smell, remains to be smelled.

I will keep you all updated.


A1
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
I notice there is a group of people, who seem to be "against" my postings. Whatever the case may be. IMHO, these people are a part of the "Liberal/Progressive" media.

They are here specifically, to discredit what I smell, and even more, to discredit my A1 smelling balls.

You guys need to understand. I really am the OP of A1 smelling balls.

You can just "FEEL IT" in everything I say. Everything I say just "RINGS" with A1 ball smelling TRUTH.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
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I notice there is a group of people, who seem to be "against" my postings. Whatever the case may be. IMHO, these people are a part of the "Liberal/Progressive" media.

They are here specifically, to discredit what I smell, and even more, to discredit my A1 smelling balls.

You guys need to understand. I really am the OP of A1 smelling balls.

You can just "FEEL IT" in everything I say. Everything I say just "RINGS" with A1 ball smelling TRUTH.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236

actually, I love your postings. Always have, always will!hf
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I notice there is a group of people, who seem to be "against" my postings. Whatever the case may be. IMHO, these people are a part of the "Liberal/Progressive" media.

They are here specifically, to discredit what I smell, and even more, to discredit my A1 smelling balls.

You guys need to understand. I really am the OP of A1 smelling balls.

You can just "FEEL IT" in everything I say. Everything I say just "RINGS" with A1 ball smelling TRUTH.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236

actually, I love your postings. Always have, always will!hf
 Quoting: Vespertopia


Great! So long as there is someone out there, who can see through the Shallowness of the, Evil demon driven, Satan Worshiping, vile and bankrupt ineptitude, of the left leaning, liberal, gay agenda loving, MEDIA.

I think we can be friends. So long as you are not a jew. or a fag. or...are you black? I am not so sure that I like mexican's, or any type of spanish. cubans are communist's so pretty much all south America is suspect.
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I forgot to add that I think that...

Not all Muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are Muslims. We need to really be scared of them.

Oh and I also think that pretty much all Russian's want to kill and destroy the US. So Russian's are EVIL.
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06/01/2014 12:21 AM
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
Why is it, that nobody here has decided to give me a parade for what I have done? There should be a heated discusssion here about it. Monies and dollares should be poooled, and people who are elite, should be talking about the awards, and parade that my balls are due.

This is IMHO unaceptable(Is that how it's spelled?)

My balls are IMHO, a true testament to the average balls of those who support this land... Like true "Patriot's" Donald Sterling, Phil Robertson, and other great "Patriots" Like Cliven Bundy.

I mean my Balls are very patriotic, and there is some "Hero's" among this crowd.. I mean who does not want to agree with all Cliven Bundy has to say? Who in there right mind would want "Fags" to get married? It says so in the bible. it says.."GOD HATES FAGS" so they should cast stones.

Now my balls, are really "centrist" and do not give a fuck if 'republican cunt's or democrats cunt's are involved. My balls do not like the smell of Repub stinky vagina's or Demo Stinky vagina's.

Let it be known, that my balls will always like the sweet soft feel of "TRUTH" And they will never be mislead.
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
This is a TRUE STORY: Back in the day, I was drunk, and it was a hot and funky summer time. I was sitting at my PC, in my undies. My balls(Like all balls do) had gotten a little hot and sweaty. I reached down to "Adjust" them, and when I brought my hand back up, I got a whiff of A1 steak sauce.

So the question was asked. At the time I wanted to avoid all the "Fame and Fortune" that came with having A1 smelling balls. So I ran away from everything. I took the easy way out. It is what it is. It's in the past. I still have not found the answers, as to why my balls smell like A1 steak sauce. It is a mystery we may never understand.

But that is the past. My new question is. "why do old ass dude's take so long to take a shit?" And I think I have found the answer.

Old ass dude's(IMHO)should be considered as those over the age of 38. The reason I say this is because I am close to 38, and I now take a long ass time to take a shit.

It was not always like this. I remember being a kid, and every time we was about to go somewhere, as a family, my old ass dad, would go to the bathroom first. We would get so pissed off, because he took like 15 minutes to take a crap.

Now I am his age. I really does not take me 15 minutes to take a shit. What does take me 15 minutes, is to read the article in the magazine I have stashed under the towels.

Now we all know the answer to that conspiracy..

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51243236


Is that man in a tu-tu dancing like a fag a picture of you?
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
Well. That dude in the tu-Tu is "JiM Carrey" and he is really acting like a crazy dude.
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Re: I was the OP of "Why do my Balls smell like A1 steak sauce"
OP likes to touch his junk and then smell his fingers.

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