Born there, grew up there in the fifties, sixties, seventies,
eighties...
Escaped.
Wouldn't go back there if my life depended on it.
Wouldn't go back to the Socialist State of Maryland if
my life depended on it.

If you wouldn't mind living as a white man in South Africa,
then you might not mind living in Baltimore.
If you are a socialist or a communist you might actually
enjoy the people's paradise.