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What is your favourite all time movie one-liner?

 
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"And, so it begins". The Vorlon Kosh from Babylon 5
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"It's time to nut up or shut up"....From the movie Zombieland
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Felix : Sorry? 'Sorry' does not put Humpty Dumpty back together again'. Collateral (2004)
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Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a businessman; blood is a big expense.

Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in!

Pretty much anything GF I, II, III
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"Take these...take these...hey don't take those man" - Tommy Chong in Up In Smoke.

"Take this stiff and pound in up your mother's ass" - Joe Pesci in Casino, the greatest movie ever made.
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"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Boondock Saints 1999.

"No fucking shit lady does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza!" John Mclane


"Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then drive him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place". Chopper


"Look, all I can tell you is what I've already told Mister Beasley: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Bluey Barnes was reading a magazine; Ambrose Hatcheson was taking a piss; Johnny Price was washing his hands; Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant". Chopper

"Well, just because I'm being paranoid doesn't mean people aren't trying to kill me". Chopper
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"You know what you are, you're an 'ass half', because it would take two of you to make an asshole" Cadillac Man 1990
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09/25/2014 10:59 AM
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IN THE FACE!
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Miller's Crossing:

Verna: I suppose you think you've raised hell.
Tom Reagan: Sister, when I've raised hell, you'll know it!
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Gordie: "Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?" Stand By Me (1986)
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Torquil: "Freedom? We have it! And fame? Nah. It's an empty purse. Count it, go broke. Eat it, go hungry. Seek it, go mad!" Krull (1983)
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Falcor: "Never give up and good luck will find you".

G'mork: "Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefore, it has no boundaries.
Atreyu: But why is Fantasia dying, then?
G'mork: Because people have begun to lose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the Nothing grows stronger.
Atreyu: What is the Nothing?
G'mork: It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.
Atreyu: But why?
G'mork: Because people who have no hopes are easy to control; and whoever has the control... has the power!


Rock Biter: "A delicious-looking limestone rock. Mmm! Mmm! Nice bouquet. Must be a real vintage year".

- The NeverEnding Story (1984)
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"Put that coffee down! Coffee is for closers only."
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"What is it they say? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Well that's where you're wrong.
Listen to me you worthless piece of fucking shit! I want you to watch. Do you know in fact, i'd like to take a shovel and dig you out of the fucking ground and make you watch me tonight. I would pull open your eyes and kick the mud and worms and shit out of your ears just for the duration of this journey. Because it's me driving, NOT you...me.
And unlike you i'd drive straight to the place where i shoot me, and i'll be there to take care of my ... take care of my fuck up". Ivan Locke


"Do it for the piece of sky we are stealing with our building. You do it for the air that will be displaced, and most of all, you do it for the fucking concrete. Because it is delicate as blood". Ivan Locke
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"i had been in New York for 1[9] minutes and [11] seconds, and i was already ruined" - The Freshman (1990)
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09/29/2014 05:52 PM
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise.
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart.
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"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48572101


chuckle
 Quoting: Sir Tim The-Not-Quite-So-Brave


"e's not the messiah, e's a very naughty boy!"
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"Here's another nice mess you have gotten me into." Oliver Norvell hardy.
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09/30/2014 05:11 AM
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Rocky Balboa: "Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place It will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me or nobody is going to hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you're hit, it is about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much can you take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!"
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"I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts." Bananas (1971)
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- "Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur."
- "Gentlemen, welcome aboard."
- "Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn."
- "Unger."
- "Oveur."
- "Oveur."
- "Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work."
- "Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?"
- "Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn."
- "Yep."
- "So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger."
- "Yep."
- "That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn."
- "So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn."
- "Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn."

(Airplane II: The Sequel (1982))
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Wes Luger: There's something between you and this General Mortars.
Jack Colt: He was my CO in 'Nam. CIA listed him as MIA, but the VA ID'd his MO and we put out an APB. - Loaded Weapon
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Dallas: "Are you a real red head? Are you real? How can I find out if this is your real red hair? If this is the same red hair you have on your, uh, your, your, ahh...these eyebrows?".
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"SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER!"

“RUBBER-BABY-BUGGY-BUMPERS”

"YOU SHOULD HAVE CLONED YOURSELF! - (WHY’S THAT?) – SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

“Here is Sub-Zero, now, PLAIN ZERO”

“TALK TO THE HAND”

"Well that hit the spot"

"Are these all your lunches? You mean you eat other peoples' lunches? STOP IT!!"

General Kirby: Leave anything for us?
Matrix: Just bodies.
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Meserve: "Even though I walk through the valley of shadow and death, I shall fear no evil. For I'm the meanest motherfucker in the whole fucking valley". Casualties of War (1989)
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Private Edward P. Train: [narration] This great evil, where's it come from? How'd it steal into the world? What seed, what root did it grow from? Who's doing this? Who's killing us, robbing us of life and light, mocking us with the sight of what we might've known? Does our ruin benefit the earth, does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed through this night?

Pvt. Jack Bell: "Love. Where does it come from? Who lit this flame in us? No war can put it out, conquer it. I was a prisoner. You set me free".

Private Witt: "I seen another world. Sometimes I think it was just my imagination".

First Sgt. Edward Welsh: "In this world, a man, himself, is nothing. And there ain't no world but this one".

-The Thin Red Line (1998)
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Harry Callahan: "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk"?
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Super Soul: "And there goes the Challenger, being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels. The vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero, the electric centaur, the, the demi-god, the super driver of the golden west! Two nasty Nazi cars are close behind the beautiful lone driver. The police numbers are gettin' closer, closer, closer to our soul hero, in his soul mobile, yeah baby! They about to strike. They gonna get him. Smash him. Rape... the last beautiful free soul on this planet".

Vanishing Point (1971)
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Leonard Smalls: "Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny... only I ain't got no friends". Raising Arizona (1987)





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