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What is your favourite all time movie one-liner?

 
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"Dolce & Gabbana! HELLO!


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They's masaginated Pappy. Son To Pappy O'Daniel's in O'brother where art thou?
REDSKINS RULE Hail To the redskins. Oh and you can call me pale face. Because people have always used color as a way to help someone understand who or what they are talking about. I was born a Pale face but I'M A REDSKIN BY CHOICE!
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Or how about the worst film of all Time. Vincent price in The Tingler!

Run Run for your lives there is a tingler loose in the theatre.


Since the scientist Vincent Price had just discovered the Tingler. How did the people in the theatre know what a tingler was?. However they Jump and run in bloody terror.
REDSKINS RULE Hail To the redskins. Oh and you can call me pale face. Because people have always used color as a way to help someone understand who or what they are talking about. I was born a Pale face but I'M A REDSKIN BY CHOICE!
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"I don't believe in hell. I believe in unemployment, but I don't believe in hell."

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Zaysen:
Are you insane? One man against trained commandos... Who do you think this man is? God?

Colonel Trautman:
No. God would have mercy. He won't.
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Here is mine

Best Movie Line Ever!

 Quoting: SilverPatriot


I vote for this as THE # 1 one-liner!!!! Nailed it!
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Anyone know the name of the movie. (Went to the link, but it didn't say.)
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" you invade my soul " - say anything
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"Like a donkey fucking a hippopotamus, it's party time.

From "The Guard"
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Elizabeth: How did you know? How did you know I'd respond to you the way I have?

John: I saw myself in you.


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"Like a donkey fucking a hippopotamus, it's party time.

From "The Guard"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20591328


Brilliant film that, clever, wity.
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Here is mine

Best Movie Line Ever!

 Quoting: SilverPatriot


I vote for this as THE # 1 one-liner!!!! Nailed it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8003310


Anyone know the name of the movie. (Went to the link, but it didn't say.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56009434


Hahaha, yeah umm, that movie was called "The Ghost Breakers" from 1940.
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Or how about the worst film of all Time. Vincent price in The Tingler!

Run Run for your lives there is a tingler loose in the theatre.


Since the scientist Vincent Price had just discovered the Tingler. How did the people in the theatre know what a tingler was?. However they Jump and run in bloody terror.
 Quoting: REDSKINS RULE


Hmm The Tingler, i might of seen this one eons ago when i used to watch the black and white flicks of an afternoon, but worse film of all time? Not sure about that, i mean it could be way down there i guess.
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Zaysen:
Are you insane? One man against trained commandos... Who do you think this man is? God?

Colonel Trautman:
No. God would have mercy. He won't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61479274


Trautman: Company leader to identify Baker Team - Rambo, Messner, Ortega, Coletta, Jurgensen, Berry, Krakauer confirm! This is Colonel Trautman. Talk to me, Johnny.
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"Say hallo to my little friend"

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Eddie Temple: "You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son". Layer Cake (2004)
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Carlin: "Right Banks, you bastard! I'm the daddy now, next time, I'll fucking kill ya!" - Scum (1977)
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Fletcher Christian: "I believe I did what honour dictated and that belief sustains me, except for a slight desire to be dead which I'm sure will pass". Mutiny on the Bounty (1962)


Fletcher Christian: [to Captain Bligh] "But I assure you, sir, that the execution of my duties is entirely unaffected by my private opinion of you". Mutiny on the Bounty


Jack Burton: "Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it." Big Trouble in Little China (1986)


Jack Burton: "Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." Big Trouble


Gabriel Cash: "Lucky for me this place is soundproof. That way nobody gets to hear me beating the truth out of you". Tango and Cash (1989)


Harvey Dent: "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain". The Dark Knight (2008)


The Joker: "Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this..." The Dark Knight


Frank: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we are the entertainment for this afternoon. Now on the shotgun we've got my man Leroy. And on the cash register, we've got that magic fingers Rico". The Toxic Avenger (1984)



Lorenzo: "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent". A Bronx Tale (1993)


Sonny: "Mickey Mantle? Is that what you're upset about? Mickey Mantle makes $100,000 a year. How much does your father make? You don't know? Well, see if your father can't pay the rent go ask Mickey Mantle and see what he tells you. Mickey Mantle don't care about you, so why should you care about him? Nobody cares". A Bronx Tale


Vinny Gambini: "How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?"
Mr. Tipton: Um... I'm a fast cook, I guess.
Vinny Gambini: [across beside the jury] What? I'm sorry I was over there. Did you just say you were a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?
Mr. Tipton: I don't know.
Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? - My Cousin Vinny (1992)
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V "I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is". V for Vendetta


V: "But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona".


V: "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition"...

V: "The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous".


V: "People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people".


V: ...A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. Alone, a symbol is meaningless, but with enough people, blowing up a building can change the world.


Lewis Prothero: "Did you like that? USA... Ulcered Sphincter of Arse-erica, I mean what else can you say? Here was a country that had everything, absolutely everything. And now, 20 years later, is what? The world's biggest leper colony. Why? Godlessness. Let me say that again... Godlessness. It wasn't the war they started. It wasn't the plague they created. It was Judgement. No one escapes their past. No one escapes Judgement. You think he's not up there? You think he's not watching over this country? How else can you explain it? He tested us, but we came through. We did what we had to do. Islington. Enfield. I was there, I saw it all. Immigrants, Muslims, homosexuals, terrorists. Disease-ridden degenerates. They had to go. Strength through unity. Unity through faith. I'm a God-fearing Englishman and I'm goddamn proud of it!" V for Vendetta
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"Make a DEAL deal...maybe he's a republican"......crapgame

(don rickles) in Kelly's Heroes
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"THERE ARE NO FRIENDLY CIVILIANS" John Jay Rambo (sly stallone) in First Blood.
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never trust a fart.
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From The Outlaw Nosey Wales:

Josey: Every time I get to likin' somebody, they ain't around long.

Lone Watie: I noticed when you get to DISlikin' somebody, they ain't around long either.
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From The Outlaw Nosey Wales:

Josey: Every time I get to likin' somebody, they ain't around long.

Lone Watie: I noticed when you get to DISlikin' somebody, they ain't around long either.
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Josey. Stupid auto correct.
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never trust a fart.
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and never waste a hardon
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Raoul Duke: "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die". Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
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Tom Creo: "All these years, all these memories, there was you. You pull me through time". The Fountain (2006)
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Chingachgook: "Great Spirit, Maker of All Life. A warrior goes to you swift and straight as an arrow shot into the sun. Welcome him and let him take his place at the council fire of my people. He is Uncas, my son. Tell them to be patient and ask death for speed; for they are all there but one - I, Chingachgook - Last of the Mohicans".
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and this one for comedy






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