an Open Letter [hilarious] to Chelsea Clinton's Fetus... | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 40991512 United States 04/22/2014 01:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "When you’re a teenager, you may start getting strange invitations from Grandpa Bill. Don’t be surprised if he asks you to invite all of your girl friends and their bikinis over to his house for a pool party. Grandpa Bill loves young people, especially young female people frolicking in the sunshine!" lol |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 57182487 United Kingdom 04/22/2014 01:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "When you’re a teenager, you may start getting strange invitations from Grandpa Bill. Don’t be surprised if he asks you to invite all of your girl friends and their bikinis over to his house for a pool party. Grandpa Bill loves young people, especially young female people frolicking in the sunshine!" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40991512 lol I don't think Grandpa "Dollar" Bill Klintoon is too fussy about gender. |
snake.plissken
(OP) User ID: 18821294 United States 04/22/2014 01:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "When you’re a teenager, you may start getting strange invitations from Grandpa Bill. Don’t be surprised if he asks you to invite all of your girl friends and their bikinis over to his house for a pool party. Grandpa Bill loves young people, especially young female people frolicking in the sunshine!" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40991512 lol I don't think Grandpa "Dollar" Bill Klintoon is too fussy about gender. or age, for that matter... chelsea should worry about leaving the kiddo with Grandma, as well, if cathy o'brien is to be believed. snake |
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User ID: 3677166 United States 04/22/2014 02:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Baby Clinton-Mezvinsky: Quoting: snake.plissken Welcome to advanced gestation! Since you’re new around here, I thought you’d like to know a little bit about what makes you so special. The reason is, you’re going to live your whole life in make-believe! Do you know the fairy stories about a princess in a castle? Well, you get to be that real-life prince or princess, in a real-life castle where Mommy Chelsea is also a princess, Grandma is about to be crowned Queen, and Grandpa Bill is a retired ex-King with lots of helpful advice on ruling the kingdom, er, monarchy. (Your other grandma and grandpa were both a kind of court vassal called Congressmen. Oopsies, other grandpa, Edward Mezvinsky, even went to something called “prison,” which is kind of like a big, cozy crib! Can you say “wire fraud”? Good, you can’t! Don’t! Around here we pretend Grandpa isn’t a criminal!) Inside the castle towers you will find that Mommy, Mommy’s mommy and Mommy’s daddy Bill are all really good at make-believe games. So you get to pretend all the time! Mommy’s mommy and Mommy’s daddy even pretend to still be married even though they’ve been living hundreds of miles apart for 14 years! Before you were even born your mommy’s mommy pretended that it’s a completely normal thing to announce your own grandchild’s birth to the world at a joint press appearance with your mom, hosted on Skype and live-streamed. With America Ferrera! Although you will at all times pretend to be a normal baby, you actually already have your very own career, like doctor or fireman or lobbyist! Can you say “Campaign Asset”? Good, now let’s learn about skill sets! You only need one talent. Ready? It’s “Soften the Candidate”! Sort of like human bubble bath. read the rest of the letter, here: [link to nypost.com] snake You beat me to it...I was just reading this in the Post. Hilarious... |
davvi
User ID: 3677166 United States 04/22/2014 02:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "In two years or so, when most babies are just learning to crawl, you will be hitting the road! Grandma Hillary is going to need you to smile and coo whenever there are Sunshine Men around. So play nice and don’t projectile vomit. Grandma is not what grown-ups call “maternal,” and was busy turning $1,000 into $100,000 in the magical cow trading market when your mommy was a baby, so she will have to make believe she is really “helping out” with you. No crying if she gets the diaper on the wrong end!" :chelseamutt: I guess there is no Benghazi in Chels future? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 57182487 United Kingdom 04/22/2014 02:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "In two years or so, when most babies are just learning to crawl, you will be hitting the road! Grandma Hillary is going to need you to smile and coo whenever there are Sunshine Men around. So play nice and don’t projectile vomit. Grandma is not what grown-ups call “maternal,” and was busy turning $1,000 into $100,000 in the magical cow trading market when your mommy was a baby, so she will have to make believe she is really “helping out” with you. No crying if she gets the diaper on the wrong end!" Quoting: davvi :chelseamutt: I guess there is no Benghazi in Chels future? Say Davs, Chels looks like a blonde J_A_P. What say you? Is she a Tribester? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 2598572 United States 04/22/2014 04:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "In two years or so, when most babies are just learning to crawl, you will be hitting the road! Grandma Hillary is going to need you to smile and coo whenever there are Sunshine Men around. So play nice and don’t projectile vomit. Grandma is not what grown-ups call “maternal,” and was busy turning $1,000 into $100,000 in the magical cow trading market when your mommy was a baby, so she will have to make believe she is really “helping out” with you. No crying if she gets the diaper on the wrong end!" Quoting: davvi :chelseamutt: I guess there is no Benghazi in Chels future? Nope, no Benghazi in "Chels" future... just a Daddy who'll require supervised visitation with his grandchild. |
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I'm like, WTF?
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