I Was A Child Actor on The 'Barney' Show and That Purple Bastard Isn't What He Seems | |
Bluebird
User ID: 44887449 United States 03/23/2014 04:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "And just the other day you were talking your grandchildren to the St Patrick's Day" Quoting: BxMac lol Grandchildren? I guess, among many other things (displayed woefully time and time and time and time again) reading comprehension is not one of your strong suits, bird. What's that shit they say about birds and brains? Pecking's out of order, but the slow get the worm. Or something like that. Ever since Barney, I get confused. Yeah, I'm not very bright. But at least I can use the proper quote format. There is that. . One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one. Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy |
CatRWall
Deplorable CatRWall User ID: 52395565 United States 03/23/2014 04:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Worked for three years on that dinosaur's show singing, dancing, and smiling like a monk in an opium den. There's a lot shit going down on that Texas set. Quoting: BxMac Let me just say, when that purple bastard started singing, "Ha, ha, he, hee, hee, hee come-on get silly and laugh with me..,." we hauled ass in the other direction. "Because you are special......" That show is, without question, the most repulsive children's show ever created. My daughter loved it for a couple of years and it was all I could do to keep from barfing when she had it on. |
CatRWall
Deplorable CatRWall User ID: 52395565 United States 03/23/2014 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Suffering from Barney induced anal leakage? Quoting: BxMac He must have reamed that sphincter out to triple size?" Tsk. You twisted fuck. Who thinks about a guy in a nine foot tall purple dinosaur costume buggering a kid? Are you still smelling toilet seats? You sick fuck. So, OP, what the fuck IS your point? |
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BxMac
(OP) User ID: 54215455 United States 03/23/2014 04:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lol Well, Cat, when all is said and done, I guess there is no fucking point. At least that's what they told me at the American Nihilist Underground Society (ANUS). And even those ANUS bastards kicked me out. That's why I'm here. It's the closest approximation of ANUS I've found. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 55543697 Canada 03/23/2014 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're a poster I just can't figure out. A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing! You're a hard nut to crack. |
BxMac
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 54688533 United States 03/23/2014 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "So, OP, what the fuck IS your point?" Quoting: BxMac lol Well, Cat, when all is said and done, I guess there is no fucking point. At least that's what they told me at the American Nihilist Underground Society (ANUS). And even those ANUS bastards kicked me out. That's why I'm here. It's the closest approximation of ANUS I've found. So... Barney molested you, and you come on GLP to try and get vengeance?? |
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strgzr
User ID: 7832747 United States 03/23/2014 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "So, OP, what the fuck IS your point?" Quoting: BxMac lol Well, Cat, when all is said and done, I guess there is no fucking point. At least that's what they told me at the American Nihilist Underground Society (ANUS). And even those ANUS bastards kicked me out. That's why I'm here. It's the closest approximation of ANUS I've found. So... Barney molested you, and you come on GLP to try and get vengeance?? Anyone who lets themselves get groped by a fat purple polyurethane dinosaur was probably asking for it. :) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 55543697 Canada 03/23/2014 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're a poster I just can't figure out. Quoting: AnonymousGirl A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing! You're a hard nut to crack. I hope I didn't make a mistake. I thought the OP was really funny and I did laugh. I find most of his posts funny. The only problem is I'm not sure they're meant to be. |
Dirtyboy
User ID: 390623 United States 03/23/2014 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I find it odd so many adults become offended by a children's character because it is purple. Some kids liked it while others didn't. My kids weren't into it. Pink is another color that seems to bother a lot of people, especially men. Dirtyboy Think beyond impossible. |
CHL2T
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 55990361 United States 03/23/2014 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're a poster I just can't figure out. Quoting: AnonymousGirl A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing! You're a hard nut to crack. I hope I didn't make a mistake. I thought the OP was really funny and I did laugh. I find most of his posts funny. The only problem is I'm not sure they're meant to be. OP is either "high" or is a 4th grade drop out. I tried following this thread for a couple pages but gave up. Apparently, yet another public school fail. Barney sad. |
CHL2T
User ID: 989605 United States 03/23/2014 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're a poster I just can't figure out. Quoting: AnonymousGirl A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing! You're a hard nut to crack. I hope I didn't make a mistake. I thought the OP was really funny and I did laugh. I find most of his posts funny. The only problem is I'm not sure they're meant to be. OP is either "high" or is a 4th grade drop out. I tried following this thread for a couple pages but gave up. Apparently, yet another public school fail. Barney sad. No, you just need to have above average intelligence to understand satire.... |
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homelessguy92
User ID: 40373762 United States 03/23/2014 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're a poster I just can't figure out. Quoting: AnonymousGirl A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing! You're a hard nut to crack. hi |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 55998327 United States 03/23/2014 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh, and Don Knots just called from the great, and God knows Knots is great, beyond. Quoting: BxMac He said to tell you to, 'fuck off, chickenshits.' That Don. Always knew a coward when he saw one. Never pulled any punches, but he loved Aunt Bee's pies. Seminal. Seminal. Seminal. How da birds do love da seed. No, this is YOUR thread and you are the only one claiming to have spent years in the company of someone you imply are is some sort of pervert. And just the other day you were talking your grandchildren to the St Patrick's Day parade so evidently you were plenty old enough to have complained. Stop projecting. . Obviously a fake thread. If op is old enough to have grandchildren, then he is too old to have been a child on barney. Thread failed. You've been caught bxmac. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48892659 United Kingdom 03/23/2014 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're a poster I just can't figure out. Quoting: AnonymousGirl A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing! You're a hard nut to crack. I hope I didn't make a mistake. I thought the OP was really funny and I did laugh. Oh Look a TRANNY showing up on a childrens thread about possible pedophelia Shocking |
Orpheus User ID: 13616808 United States 03/23/2014 06:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Worked for three years on that dinosaur's show singing, dancing, and smiling like a monk in an opium den. There's a lot shit going down on that Texas set. Quoting: BxMac Let me just say, when that purple bastard started singing, "Ha, ha, he, hee, hee, hee come-on get silly and laugh with me..,." we hauled ass in the other direction. "Because you are special......" Big Bird was a Vietnamese drag queen no shit! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48892659 United Kingdom 03/23/2014 06:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're a poster I just can't figure out. Quoting: AnonymousGirl A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing! You're a hard nut to crack. I hope I didn't make a mistake. I thought the OP was really funny and I did laugh. Oh Look a TRANNY showing up on a childrens thread about possible pedophelia Shocking Copy paste from above just for "Paige" the 5 mth in TRANNY See "her" thread bragging about it "trans woman 5 months" For the tranny Worked for three years on that dinosaur's show singing, dancing, and ...... Quoting: BxMac Did he molest you? Come on fess up. Tell the truth you'll feel better. And if it makes you feel any better little Barry Obama was molested by a Trans-Sexual He-She Woman with a penis when he was little. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 55543697 Canada 03/23/2014 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're a poster I just can't figure out. Quoting: AnonymousGirl A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing! You're a hard nut to crack. hi Hi. :) How have you been?? |
BxMac
(OP) User ID: 54215455 United States 03/23/2014 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "BxMac Thank you for coming clean. We care about you." Thanks, but that's what you goat-headed bastards say to all the child actors at your Baphomet of Mendes meetings (although, it would be nice to meet Eva). And all this time I thought "Goats for Azazel" was a political bumper sticker. Thanks, but no thanks. Tricky goat. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 55998327 United States 03/23/2014 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh, and Don Knots just called from the great, and God knows Knots is great, beyond. Quoting: BxMac He said to tell you to, 'fuck off, chickenshits.' That Don. Always knew a coward when he saw one. Never pulled any punches, but he loved Aunt Bee's pies. Seminal. Seminal. Seminal. How da birds do love da seed. No, this is YOUR thread and you are the only one claiming to have spent years in the company of someone you imply are is some sort of pervert. And just the other day you were talking your grandchildren to the St Patrick's Day parade so evidently you were plenty old enough to have complained. Stop projecting. . Obviously a fake thread. If op is old enough to have grandchildren, then he is too old to have been a child on barney. Thread failed. You've been caught bxmac. |