Fuck You and Your Pathetically Overrated Superbowl.

I'm pulling for the Dolphins, why you ask? Any team with flipper on their helmet is alright with me.

How am I butthurt?

I can't even watch it. These men out there playing football and making millions...makes me sick.

You remind me of that show gumby and friends. You know that green Plasticine guy? is that what kind of voice you have when you ask me dumb questions?

:adams:

I could but then I would miss your posts.

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Well I guess you'll have to multi task

The Superbowl is insanely over-hyped and overrated, extremely boring and ridiculously zombie-like. Let me break it down for you.

A bunch of mongoloids (about 200 million of them) wait in anticipation to see two teams battle it out for the NFL title. Mind you, this is the NFL Championship game, yet the winning team will be considered the 'World Champions'. Really? The world champions? How so? Every team is based in the US, it's pretty selfish of the NFL to call them the world champions, as they do with every other championship team in US professional sports.

Anyway, these mongoloids will either host parties at home or descend on bars and restaurants to drink their favorite SHITTY beer such as Bud light, Miller Lite, Coors, etc.. Bottom of the line, fluoride laced, rice-brewed trash beers that they LOVE. Most of these lightweights will be wasted after 2 or 3 of these crap beers, THEN, they will begin to yell at the TV as if they are professional athletes or refs who should judge each play.

Haltime!!!!! Fuck yes, let's watch the commercials! Superbowl commercials are SOOOOOOO good! Eat up that advertising and get ready for the Satanic-themed halftime show featuring SHITTY musicians who probably sold their souls for fame.. Worship them! If you missed the haltime show, DON'T WORRY - it will be on the news, facebook, and all over the fucking internet for the next 5 weeks. More than likely, something controversial will happen such as a nipple slip, a swear word that didn't get bleeped, or maybe a musician will say something political to get the politician-worshipping public all upset and cause another month of arguing to keep them blinded from current events.

When it's all said and done, the fat slobs will go home, take a piss and pass out. Everyone at work tomorrow will ask "did you watch the superbowl?" and continue to talk about the "hilarious commercials" while sharing videos of their favorites around the office.

The funniest thing is that these zombie mongoloids don't even care if they don't like either team, they WILL pick one and they WILL root for them, hardcore. They would probably sacrifice their life for that team, if asked to - even though it's not their favorite team. Fucking pathetic.

On another note, the superbowl predictions are all bullshit and nothing is going to happen, it's farrrrrr too predictable. It would be too obvious. They're not mentioning terror because there will be a false flag, they are mentioning it to remind people that they are supposed to be scared of terrorists, that's all. Additionally, the finally score WILL NOT be 31-13, there will be no Syrian terrorists busted and there will be no tear gas, nuke, or martial law. Just another year where the masses meet in unison to worship this 'popular culture' that we call "American". All the "insider info" about any false flag shit is just to make you look stupid when the game has come and gone.

Fuck the Superbowl and everything about it.

Its all good fun.

dude I found you at one of the games!

Well I guess you'll have to multi task

The Superbowl is insanely over-hyped and overrated, extremely boring and ridiculously zombie-like. Let me break it down for you.

A bunch of mongoloids (about 200 million of them) wait in anticipation to see two teams battle it out for the NFL title. Mind you, this is the NFL Championship game, yet the winning team will be considered the 'World Champions'. Really? The world champions? How so? Every team is based in the US, it's pretty selfish of the NFL to call them the world champions, as they do with every other championship team in US professional sports.

Anyway, these mongoloids will either host parties at home or descend on bars and restaurants to drink their favorite SHITTY beer such as Bud light, Miller Lite, Coors, etc.. Bottom of the line, fluoride laced, rice-brewed trash beers that they LOVE. Most of these lightweights will be wasted after 2 or 3 of these crap beers, THEN, they will begin to yell at the TV as if they are professional athletes or refs who should judge each play.

Haltime!!!!! Fuck yes, let's watch the commercials! Superbowl commercials are SOOOOOOO good! Eat up that advertising and get ready for the Satanic-themed halftime show featuring SHITTY musicians who probably sold their souls for fame.. Worship them! If you missed the haltime show, DON'T WORRY - it will be on the news, facebook, and all over the fucking internet for the next 5 weeks. More than likely, something controversial will happen such as a nipple slip, a swear word that didn't get bleeped, or maybe a musician will say something political to get the politician-worshipping public all upset and cause another month of arguing to keep them blinded from current events.

When it's all said and done, the fat slobs will go home, take a piss and pass out. Everyone at work tomorrow will ask "did you watch the superbowl?" and continue to talk about the "hilarious commercials" while sharing videos of their favorites around the office.

The funniest thing is that these zombie mongoloids don't even care if they don't like either team, they WILL pick one and they WILL root for them, hardcore. They would probably sacrifice their life for that team, if asked to - even though it's not their favorite team. Fucking pathetic.

On another note, the superbowl predictions are all bullshit and nothing is going to happen, it's farrrrrr too predictable. It would be too obvious. They're not mentioning terror because there will be a false flag, they are mentioning it to remind people that they are supposed to be scared of terrorists, that's all. Additionally, the finally score WILL NOT be 31-13, there will be no Syrian terrorists busted and there will be no tear gas, nuke, or martial law. Just another year where the masses meet in unison to worship this 'popular culture' that we call "American". All the "insider info" about any false flag shit is just to make you look stupid when the game has come and gone.

Fuck the Superbowl and everything about it.

It would be alright if it was just 60 minutes of action. It's the three hours of guff around it that makes it so farcical.

Since the masses of ignorant sheep can't enjoy higher art I suppose gladiator games are a good substitute. Enjoy the grunting, ass grabbing, monkey antics you fucktards.

I'm so sick of you spastic,retarded computer nerd's bashing sports..


Please post a pic of you throwing a ball...


fag..

Maybe I am



Just kidding...enjoy the super bowl. I wish I could but it's tough watching these men make millions when I work hard and barely get by. I am jealous.

It's the way it is and the way it always will be

No, not long before footsy ball fails forever.