Terror Plot Foiled! Ukrainian Sends Envelope with Biscuit Mix to New Madrid = WACKY HEADLINE Thread

WHISTLE BLOWER - CHEMTRAILS to collide with ISON remnants, OVER Met Life Stadium!

Amanda Knox drips Dow for 200 points

***Breaking News Bill Clinton, Marc Rich and Ken Lay spend 50 million dollars for SUPERBOWL party***

"Michael Jackson and Elvis are special guests for this years halftime show"

Consortium of Japanese Funeral Home Directors Announce Opening of 'Fukushima Acres' Retirement Village, Expect Quick Profit

Amazon Robotic Delivery Drones Vote to Join SEIU, Demand $15/Hr

UFO Shot Down in Tennessee, Grey Rights Activists Demand Justice

Secret Conspiracy Theorist Group Speaks Up: "We Just Want Everyone To Know We're Really Out There"

I know it's no longer Friday, but this thread needs more action!


...Search Continues for Sigfried & Roy's Killer, Suspect Described as White Male w/ Black Stripes, Weighing 400 lbs...

...Notorious Underground Criminals MARIO & LUIGI ARRESTED After Apartment Raid Finds Magic Mushrooms, Fire Flowers, POW Blocks and Green Pipes, Bail Set at 100 Coins...

...Business is BOOMING for One Bay Area Bakery as Fukushima-Flavored Fritters "Selling Like HOTCAKES"...

...More Plumbers Losing Work as "Just Say No To CRACK" Program Gains Momentum...

...Panic in DC: White House Cook Led Away in Handcuffs After Serving "RICIN Gravy"...

...Sports Tragedy: 300 Football Fans DROWNED After SuperBOWL FLUSHED...

...DC Update: No RICIN Found in Gravy, Only RICE Found, Cook Remains In Custody Awaiting Trial...

...I Believe I Can Fly: R. KELLY Fan FALLS TO HIS DEATH From 11th Story Apartment, Onlooking VAN HALEN Fans Reported To Have Been Chanting "Jump! Go Ahead And Jump!" Prior To Incident...



might as well

Meterologists Recieve Government Grant -- Rename Ice, Snow

Winter Precip Now Measured in Inches of "Global Warming"