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Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...

 
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She thought BP stood for Butt Plug. chuckle
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After getting Ass-Raped by oil cartels, that's a pretty lame way to try and get even?
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How wood you like to be the next one to use that pump
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scared
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Or the guy that has sex with her soon there after.Could be a burning experience.
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lets dance @eekers!!
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OMG!! This video shows her licking it!!! Ewwah!!!
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oh my gosh nooooooooooooo

you're supposed to lick it before it goes in not after. lol ewwwwwww

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lets dance @eekers!!
laugh

bdancepeepants
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53062966


5a:dubya:blairgwdancedancelmao
 Quoting: eekers


*headbang* just headbang, the flow of blood to your brain will help to eliminate the visual
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lets dance @eekers!!
laugh

bdancepeepants
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5a:dubya:blairgwdancedancelmao
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*headbang* just headbang, the flow of blood to your brain will help to eliminate the visual
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


rockon


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probably a fantasy come true for her, Sex horny feeling wasnt created by her and neither was her Punnana, remember who created that. She needed to release this out of her system.
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I'm curious about her next fantasy....


Suggestions?
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Farmer's market carrot stand?
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
probably a fantasy come true for her, Sex horny feeling wasnt created by her and neither was her Punnana, remember who created that. She needed to release this out of her system.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48095265


I'm curious about her next fantasy....


Suggestions?
 Quoting: Anoying Orange


Farmer's market carrot stand?
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


Not a carrot though, 4x4 wooden post that holds up the stand.
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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Last Edited by nah-t on 01/20/2014 08:14 PM
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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fill it up! I said Diesel damn you!
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I guess that would preclude having a cigarette afterwards?


"Stupid as a gas pump" might just become the next GLP meme...
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
probably a fantasy come true for her, Sex horny feeling wasnt created by her and neither was her Punnana, remember who created that. She needed to release this out of her system.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48095265


I'm curious about her next fantasy....


Suggestions?
 Quoting: Anoying Orange


Farmer's market carrot stand?
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


Not a carrot though, 4x4 wooden post that holds up the stand.
 Quoting: nah™


She could be an internet sensation - going around town and humping random weird objects.

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ahh
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Jeeze I would have walked in and paid 5$ on that pump.
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it did nothing
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
lets dance @eekers!!
laugh

bdancepeepants
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53062966


5a:dubya:blairgwdancedancelmao
 Quoting: eekers


*headbang* just headbang, the flow of blood to your brain will help to eliminate the visual
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


rockon


 Quoting: eekers


1:15 I'm so jealous of that guys hair , I want the name and number of his hairdresser!
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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wtfdid
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ahh
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I steal that pic!
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1:15 I'm so jealous of that guys hair , I want the name and number of his hairdresser!
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


these rocker guys had the best hair .

remember sebastian bach from skid row? I was so jealous of his hair!!!
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hiding
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1:15 I'm so jealous of that guys hair , I want the name and number of his hairdresser!
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


these rocker guys had the best hair .

remember sebastian bach from skid row? I was so jealous of his hair!!!
 Quoting: eekers


I used to drool over him, lol
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
1:15 I'm so jealous of that guys hair , I want the name and number of his hairdresser!
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


these rocker guys had the best hair .

remember sebastian bach from skid row? I was so jealous of his hair!!!
 Quoting: eekers


I used to drool over him, lol
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


I used to play this video over and over and over after I recorded it from MTV back in the day.



*swoon*
smile_hear


aaannd now I'm blasting skid row and singing along cruise

thank god no one else is home, bc I cannot sing at all! hiding
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This explains how my car caught herpes.
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
1:15 I'm so jealous of that guys hair , I want the name and number of his hairdresser!
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


these rocker guys had the best hair .

remember sebastian bach from skid row? I was so jealous of his hair!!!
 Quoting: eekers


I used to drool over him, lol
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


I used to play this video over and over and over after I recorded it from MTV back in the day.



*swoon*
smile_hear


aaannd now I'm blasting skid row and singing along cruise

thank god no one else is home, bc I cannot sing at all! hiding
 Quoting: eekers


I thought you were more of a Nelson Twins girl, Eeky lol
eekers
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I thought you were more of a Nelson Twins girl, Eeky lol
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LMAO actually, don't laugh, but I did meet the Nelson twins back in 2000!! ahhahha they were playing at some fairgrounds in california when I used to live there one summer. my friends and I went to see them just for fun. they were country then, not rock, but we brought them a Nelson poster for them to sign for the lulz and they turned out to be super cool!! I'll see if I can find the picture and PM it to you. it's a hoot.
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I thought you were more of a Nelson Twins girl, Eeky lol
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LMAO actually, don't laugh, but I did meet the Nelson twins back in 2000!! ahhahha they were playing at some fairgrounds in california when I used to live there one summer. my friends and I went to see them just for fun. they were country then, not rock, but we brought them a Nelson poster for them to sign for the lulz and they turned out to be super cool!! I'll see if I can find the picture and PM it to you. it's a hoot.
 Quoting: eekers


I got ya beat. I met their daddy :D
eekers
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I thought you were more of a Nelson Twins girl, Eeky lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


LMAO actually, don't laugh, but I did meet the Nelson twins back in 2000!! ahhahha they were playing at some fairgrounds in california when I used to live there one summer. my friends and I went to see them just for fun. they were country then, not rock, but we brought them a Nelson poster for them to sign for the lulz and they turned out to be super cool!! I'll see if I can find the picture and PM it to you. it's a hoot.
 Quoting: eekers


I got ya beat. I met their daddy :D
 Quoting: BioReaper


ha! awesome :)

I emailed it to you.
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I thought you were more of a Nelson Twins girl, Eeky lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


LMAO actually, don't laugh, but I did meet the Nelson twins back in 2000!! ahhahha they were playing at some fairgrounds in california when I used to live there one summer. my friends and I went to see them just for fun. they were country then, not rock, but we brought them a Nelson poster for them to sign for the lulz and they turned out to be super cool!! I'll see if I can find the picture and PM it to you. it's a hoot.
 Quoting: eekers


I got ya beat. I met their daddy :D
 Quoting: BioReaper


ha! awesome :)

I emailed it to you.
 Quoting: eekers


I was a big Ricky Nelson fan back in the day, may he rest in peace.
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
1:15 I'm so jealous of that guys hair , I want the name and number of his hairdresser!
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


these rocker guys had the best hair .

remember sebastian bach from skid row? I was so jealous of his hair!!!
 Quoting: eekers


I used to drool over him, lol
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout



aaannd now I'm blasting skid row and singing along cruise

thank god no one else is home, bc I cannot sing at all! hiding
 Quoting: eekers


Hahaha, try Children of Bodom !

Last Edited by Brussel Sprouts are bitter on 01/21/2014 11:39 AM
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