Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... | |
BadMoonRisen
User ID: 42411020 United Kingdom 01/20/2014 03:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She thought BP stood for Butt Plug. If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present. [link to www.inmomsbasement.com] The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. |
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eekers
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Dangerwalt
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Brussel Sprout
User ID: 53060892 Belgium 01/20/2014 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *headbang* just headbang, the flow of blood to your brain will help to eliminate the visual |
eekers
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Earth Daughter
User ID: 39159484 United States 01/20/2014 08:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | probably a fantasy come true for her, Sex horny feeling wasnt created by her and neither was her Punnana, remember who created that. She needed to release this out of her system. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48095265 I'm curious about her next fantasy.... Suggestions? Farmer's market carrot stand? "Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein |
nah™
User ID: 39685812 United States 01/20/2014 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | probably a fantasy come true for her, Sex horny feeling wasnt created by her and neither was her Punnana, remember who created that. She needed to release this out of her system. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48095265 I'm curious about her next fantasy.... Suggestions? Farmer's market carrot stand? Not a carrot though, 4x4 wooden post that holds up the stand. When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold? No, it's just going to stink more. |
nah™
User ID: 39685812 United States 01/20/2014 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | double Last Edited by nah-t on 01/20/2014 08:14 PM When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold? No, it's just going to stink more. |
BattlesightZero
User ID: 52252911 United States 01/20/2014 08:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I guess that would preclude having a cigarette afterwards? "Stupid as a gas pump" might just become the next GLP meme... BattlesightZero YOU, and only YOU are responsible for maintaining the balance of power between you and the rest of the semi-sentient beings in this world. You cannot disclaim or delegate that responsibility; it is a function of being a living, breathing "adult" in this world. If you can't manage yourself on those terms, someone else *will* manage you on their terms. Your terms are irrelevant. Buy a rifle; prepare to defend yourself. If you don't, what happens is *your* fault. Period. |
Earth Daughter
User ID: 39159484 United States 01/20/2014 08:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | probably a fantasy come true for her, Sex horny feeling wasnt created by her and neither was her Punnana, remember who created that. She needed to release this out of her system. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48095265 I'm curious about her next fantasy.... Suggestions? Farmer's market carrot stand? Not a carrot though, 4x4 wooden post that holds up the stand. She could be an internet sensation - going around town and humping random weird objects. "Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein |
Sikhed
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Dogfood
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Brussel Sprout
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Brussel Sprout
User ID: 53222335 Belgium 01/21/2014 03:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I steal that pic! |
eekers
Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 38137469 United States 01/21/2014 08:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1:15 I'm so jealous of that guys hair , I want the name and number of his hairdresser! Quoting: Brussel Sprout these rocker guys had the best hair . remember sebastian bach from skid row? I was so jealous of his hair!!! "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
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Brussel Sprout
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eekers
Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 38137469 United States 01/21/2014 10:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1:15 I'm so jealous of that guys hair , I want the name and number of his hairdresser! Quoting: Brussel Sprout these rocker guys had the best hair . remember sebastian bach from skid row? I was so jealous of his hair!!! I used to drool over him, lol I used to play this video over and over and over after I recorded it from MTV back in the day. *swoon* aaannd now I'm blasting skid row and singing along thank god no one else is home, bc I cannot sing at all! "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 53225129 United States 01/21/2014 10:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1:15 I'm so jealous of that guys hair , I want the name and number of his hairdresser! Quoting: Brussel Sprout these rocker guys had the best hair . remember sebastian bach from skid row? I was so jealous of his hair!!! I used to drool over him, lol I used to play this video over and over and over after I recorded it from MTV back in the day. *swoon* aaannd now I'm blasting skid row and singing along thank god no one else is home, bc I cannot sing at all! I thought you were more of a Nelson Twins girl, Eeky lol |
eekers
Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 38137469 United States 01/21/2014 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LMAO actually, don't laugh, but I did meet the Nelson twins back in 2000!! ahhahha they were playing at some fairgrounds in california when I used to live there one summer. my friends and I went to see them just for fun. they were country then, not rock, but we brought them a Nelson poster for them to sign for the lulz and they turned out to be super cool!! I'll see if I can find the picture and PM it to you. it's a hoot. "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 53225129 United States 01/21/2014 10:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LMAO actually, don't laugh, but I did meet the Nelson twins back in 2000!! ahhahha they were playing at some fairgrounds in california when I used to live there one summer. my friends and I went to see them just for fun. they were country then, not rock, but we brought them a Nelson poster for them to sign for the lulz and they turned out to be super cool!! I'll see if I can find the picture and PM it to you. it's a hoot. I got ya beat. I met their daddy :D |
eekers
Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 38137469 United States 01/21/2014 10:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LMAO actually, don't laugh, but I did meet the Nelson twins back in 2000!! ahhahha they were playing at some fairgrounds in california when I used to live there one summer. my friends and I went to see them just for fun. they were country then, not rock, but we brought them a Nelson poster for them to sign for the lulz and they turned out to be super cool!! I'll see if I can find the picture and PM it to you. it's a hoot. I got ya beat. I met their daddy :D ha! awesome :) I emailed it to you. "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 53225129 United States 01/21/2014 10:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LMAO actually, don't laugh, but I did meet the Nelson twins back in 2000!! ahhahha they were playing at some fairgrounds in california when I used to live there one summer. my friends and I went to see them just for fun. they were country then, not rock, but we brought them a Nelson poster for them to sign for the lulz and they turned out to be super cool!! I'll see if I can find the picture and PM it to you. it's a hoot. I got ya beat. I met their daddy :D ha! awesome :) I emailed it to you. I was a big Ricky Nelson fan back in the day, may he rest in peace. |
Brussel Sprout
User ID: 53222335 Belgium 01/21/2014 11:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1:15 I'm so jealous of that guys hair , I want the name and number of his hairdresser! Quoting: Brussel Sprout these rocker guys had the best hair . remember sebastian bach from skid row? I was so jealous of his hair!!! I used to drool over him, lol aaannd now I'm blasting skid row and singing along thank god no one else is home, bc I cannot sing at all! Hahaha, try Children of Bodom ! Last Edited by Brussel Sprouts are bitter on 01/21/2014 11:39 AM |