Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...

I guess she figured gas is disinfecting.

Did she put a condom over it or did she go bareback?

The malls are open, let's go shopping.

Some people need protection against themselves.

Some gas pumps need protection too apparantly ...

she dry rode that sucker.

Are you mad?! Its the sales season! People get killed!

the title alone was not enough warning?

Yes...
But I just had to look.

maybe she had an itch that she just couldn't reach and needed assistance?


I'm gonna go bleach my eyeballs now....

I bet you all will think twice now before you pick up a gas pump....

Yup



We ALL understand, we do

I am 29 years old and never got my license because I admit I had a car accident at the age of 12 and it still scares the shit out of me just to be in a car, while I don't have that problem on airplanes, the bus, trains, subways, railways of any sort, amusement park rides and boats.

I would rather walk 20 miles than to learn how to get a drivers license. I know that is something I will have to deal with at some point, I'm fully aware of the fact that that is not normal for a person of 29 years old and I've recently gotten up the courage to pick up the damn booklet and start reading it.


This post!

Has changed my mind profoundly!



*events may have been dramatized for the sake of entertainment*

note to self: put latex gloves and disinfectant in the car for gassing up.

So if you just jerked of and didn't wash your hand, and they you stop for gas and touch the friggin' thing. Did you make something pregnant then?

What's wrong with that?

Somebody needs to make a remake of the video with that song! lol!

Did that thing say ooka ooka?

Hope she paid for the gas.

Dirty skank.

Well good for you. Sick of driving myself. Here in the states people tailgate, drive recklessly, give you the finger for no reason. You have police more than willing to give you a traffic ticket. 40 years ago you could get a new car for $3,500 now it costs $35,000. Insurance, gasoline. Forget about it.

I was hoping ATV guy would toss a match.

well I got through 2 pages of this thread.

that was fucking enough.

and I ain't talking about the OP.

So that's how they loot in the hood !

We don't see her fella syphoning the gas from her snatch later on.

Thank god.

Wife comes home:

Man: Bitch, you suddenly fat?

Woman: No, television.

jesus cant even save this planet now

Need a light?

just imagine what aliens from other planets are thinking of us all when then study us now