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Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...

 
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"Pants on your head, pants on your head, what cha gonna do wit your pants on your head."
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"Hump the pump".

Indubitably.
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01/19/2014 10:18 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I like how she turns around after a few seconds.

"Yeah watch me reverse cowgirl this bitch!"
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LOL I'm surprised she didn't try to deep throat the pump.
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Never say never. She has the valero to hit!
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01/19/2014 10:24 AM
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Hey buddy? Got A light.
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01/19/2014 10:25 AM

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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I like how she turns around after a few seconds.

"Yeah watch me reverse cowgirl this bitch!"
 Quoting: BioReaper


LOL I'm surprised she didn't try to deep throat the pump.
 Quoting: eekers


Never say never. She has the valero to hit!
 Quoting: BioReaper


what am I talking about? it was probably foreplay, before whoever started filming started filming. That's probably how she lubed it up to stick it in in the first place.
wtf 10
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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01/19/2014 10:28 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I like how she turns around after a few seconds.

"Yeah watch me reverse cowgirl this bitch!"
 Quoting: BioReaper


LOL I'm surprised she didn't try to deep throat the pump.
 Quoting: eekers


Never say never. She has the valero to hit!
 Quoting: BioReaper


what am I talking about? it was probably foreplay, before whoever started filming started filming. That's probably how she lubed it up to stick it in in the first place.
wtf 10
 Quoting: eekers


"I'm not saying she's a slut, but she uses the fuel from one pump to lube up for the next pump...."
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01/19/2014 10:28 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I wish I could unsee that.
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01/19/2014 10:29 AM

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LOL I'm surprised she didn't try to deep throat the pump.
 Quoting: eekers


Never say never. She has the valero to hit!
 Quoting: BioReaper


what am I talking about? it was probably foreplay, before whoever started filming started filming. That's probably how she lubed it up to stick it in in the first place.
wtf 10
 Quoting: eekers


"I'm not saying she's a slut, but she uses the fuel from one pump to lube up for the next pump...."
 Quoting: BioReaper


LOL ewwwwww

tgno1
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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01/19/2014 10:43 AM
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Never say never. She has the valero to hit!
 Quoting: BioReaper


what am I talking about? it was probably foreplay, before whoever started filming started filming. That's probably how she lubed it up to stick it in in the first place.
wtf 10
 Quoting: eekers


"I'm not saying she's a slut, but she uses the fuel from one pump to lube up for the next pump...."
 Quoting: BioReaper


LOL ewwwwww

:tgno1:
 Quoting: eekers


later on, the gas pump says to the other gas pumps, "hey smell my nozzle!"
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01/19/2014 10:44 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
So glad we don't have to pump gas in Jersey.

Gawd, imagine the nasty on that pump....

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01/19/2014 10:47 AM

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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
later on, the gas pump says to the other gas pumps, "hey smell my nozzle!"
 Quoting: BioReaper


lol angryface
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01/19/2014 11:38 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
bump for the humping pumps tards.
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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01/19/2014 11:40 AM
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Horrible pig cunt.
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01/19/2014 11:42 AM
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bump for the humping pumps tards.
 Quoting: nah™


"c'mon and do the pumpty hump, ah come on, ah come on..."
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01/19/2014 11:43 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
three hours later...

"hey why does this gas pump smell like a fish hatchery in July?"
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01/19/2014 11:44 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
three hours later...

"hey why does this gas pump smell like a fish hatchery in July?"
 Quoting: BioReaper


i think it smelt like that 3 seconds later
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
She looks like a five gallon'er
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01/19/2014 11:49 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
wtf Some people have completely lost it!
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01/19/2014 11:50 AM
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Drugs?
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


No. Possessed by Afro-dite, the patron goddess of hot ghetto love and welfare queens who achieve 5 or more children by other fathers.

According to Wikipedia:

Afrodite is the goddess of love, booty, pleasure, and procreation. Her Roman equivalent is the goddess Venus. An afrodesiac to those who are possessed by her.
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01/19/2014 11:54 AM

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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
bump for the humping pumps tards.
 Quoting: nah™


"c'mon and do the pumpty hump, ah come on, ah come on..."
 Quoting: BioReaper


LOL ahhh dooo me baby, do the pumpty hump, yeah, do the pumpty hump.
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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01/19/2014 11:56 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
maybe she needs cream.gasme

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01/19/2014 11:57 AM
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 Quoting: Watching the world


I wonder if she's going to claim rape by the gas station and bring it to court later on. Once she found out the world just saw it.

I refuse to believe anyone would do this without expecting payment for it!
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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01/19/2014 11:58 AM
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So that's what Michelle O. is doing when she's not on vacation. What a pig!
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01/19/2014 11:58 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
i wonder if she was trying to induce an abortion or something like that?
maybe wash out semen that was injected into her.
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01/19/2014 11:58 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I didn't watch the video, but assume she injected gasoline? Don't some stupid fks think that's a form of birth control? Like Pepsi cola? I've heard people douching with it to cause an abortion.
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01/19/2014 11:59 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
i wonder if she was trying to induce an abortion or something like that?
maybe wash out semen that was injected into her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42083077


........ no
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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01/19/2014 12:00 PM

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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
maybe she needs cream.gasme

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that is one mean yeast infection. poor crazy lady, somebody get her some cream!
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
i wonder if she was trying to induce an abortion or something like that?
maybe wash out semen that was injected into her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42083077


........ no
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


LOL


face_no
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
i wonder if she was trying to induce an abortion or something like that?
maybe wash out semen that was injected into her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42083077


........ no
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


and for pure economical reasons,
the morning after pill is way cheaper than a liter of gas
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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01/19/2014 12:02 PM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...

 Quoting: Watching the world


I wonder if she's going to claim rape by the gas station and bring it to court later on. Once she found out the world just saw it.

I refuse to believe anyone would do this without expecting payment for it!
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


Once the station manager saw this he kicked her off the property.

She can sue for "racism" like the types who sued Denny's a few years ago.

Jesse Jackson in 3... 2... 1...
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
bump for the humping pumps tards.
 Quoting: nah™


"c'mon and do the pumpty hump, ah come on, ah come on..."
 Quoting: BioReaper


LOL ahhh dooo me baby, do the pumpty hump, yeah, do the pumpty hump.
 Quoting: eekers







GLP