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Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...

 
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AIDS failed
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What a fucked up world we live in...

:construction:
 Quoting: Watching the world


Would suck if she had a fire fetish too.
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What a fucked up world we live in...

construction
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Would suck if she had a fire fetish too.
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Nah, it would be more explosive.
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
How wood you like to be the next one to use that pump
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Nice, see what you did.
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
So, when your wife is lying about having gotten Aids having had seks with a homosexual man while you were married, know she went to the gasstation.
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So, when your wife is lying about having gotten Aids having had seks with a homosexual man while you were married, know she went to the gasstation.
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Means she wasnt the only one that found a new dildo at the gas station then.
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
So, when your wife is lying about having gotten Aids having had seks with a homosexual man while you were married, know she went to the gasstation.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


Means she wasnt the only one that found a new dildo at the gas station then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52744939


Ya, sure brother.
:1nod1:

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Brussel Sprout

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01/21/2014 03:32 PM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I always wondered why they sell condoms in gas stations. Next time I fill the tank I will use one.

blink

But won't that prevent the gas from going in the tank?

blink

I want an electric car.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8213841


wear it over your hand
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


So are the red funnels for people who don't want the nozzle to touch their car-hole because it may have been in...a lady's hooha?
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Isle five

lmao
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So, when your wife is lying about having gotten Aids having had seks with a homosexual man while you were married, know she went to the gasstation.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


Does it make you think , that it would have been better if she just had an affair instead?

I do ...

I really do ...
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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I refuse to touch the play button. She didn't really, did she?
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ohyeah
 Quoting: eekers


If she sprayed gas into herself? I don't know, I'm on smallband at the moment. Will watch the video when I'm back on full speed.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


i think she was just using it as a dildo, i don't think she filled 'er up. otherwise i think you would have seen something fall out, no?

dunno
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
So, when your wife is lying about having gotten Aids having had seks with a homosexual man while you were married, know she went to the gasstation.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


Does it make you think , that it would have been better if she just had an affair instead?

I do ...

I really do ...
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


The fact is, she got Aids.
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I refuse to touch the play button. She didn't really, did she?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8213841


ohyeah
 Quoting: eekers


If she sprayed gas into herself? I don't know, I'm on smallband at the moment. Will watch the video when I'm back on full speed.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


i think she was just using it as a dildo, i don't think she filled 'er up. otherwise i think you would have seen something fall out, no?

dunno
 Quoting: eekers


dunno Eekers there was some huge oil spill down between that reef ...
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So, when your wife is lying about having gotten Aids having had seks with a homosexual man while you were married, know she went to the gasstation.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


Does it make you think , that it would have been better if she just had an affair instead?

I do ...

I really do ...
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


The fact is, she got Aids.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


Well, at least she had protected sex if you think of it ... as long as someone hosed down that gas station afterwards
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:simplyhavetime:
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


didn't seem like it took too long

:notbadgrumpy:
 Quoting: eekers


I LOVE THIS ONE.

Guessing... grumpycat tag...

:grumpycat:

AND GREAT SUCCESS!

:borat:
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wtfwtfwtf


Both repugnant AND funny, to be honest.



Fill 'er up.............LOl.
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I'll pass, thanks.
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Yep, definetly something for Borat.
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borat
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 Quoting: AkashicRecord


veryniceilike
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Yep, definetly something for Borat.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


nope, Sotomayor video, I really, really hope that guy gets to see this and does another epic rant about it
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Yep, definetly something for Borat.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


nope, Sotomayor video, I really, really hope that guy gets to see this and does another epic rant about it
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


Sorry, didn't happen.
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I refuse to touch the play button. She didn't really, did she?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8213841


ohyeah
 Quoting: eekers


I didn't either!!! ...touch the play button... (I touched something else)

rimshot
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I refuse to touch the play button. She didn't really, did she?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8213841


ohyeah
 Quoting: eekers


I didn't either!!! ...touch the play button... (I touched something else)

rimshot
jackoff
 Quoting: AkashicRecord


fapcat
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
Yep, definetly something for Borat.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


nope, Sotomayor video, I really, really hope that guy gets to see this and does another epic rant about it
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


Sorry, didn't happen.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


youtube preacher/actor funny to watch and listen to, just don't take him too serious
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I refuse to touch the play button. She didn't really, did she?
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ohyeah
 Quoting: eekers


I didn't either!!! ...touch the play button... (I touched something else)

rimshot
jackoff
 Quoting: AkashicRecord


That JAck Nicholson gif is so taken out of context.. it's funny.
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I refuse to touch the play button. She didn't really, did she?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8213841


ohyeah
 Quoting: eekers


I didn't either!!! ...touch the play button... (I touched something else)

rimshot
jackoff
 Quoting: AkashicRecord


That JAck Nicholson gif is so taken out of context.. it's funny.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


bad boy bubby reference , worst movie ever
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gtfo5
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butt
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butt
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


Makes me wonder why God gave us hands instead of knives, since he created women.
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ohyeah
 Quoting: eekers


I didn't either!!! ...touch the play button... (I touched something else)

rimshot
jackoff
 Quoting: AkashicRecord


That JAck Nicholson gif is so taken out of context.. it's funny.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


bad boy bubby reference , worst movie ever
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


Oh my goodness! I saw that movie!

he saran wraps the cat
he wasn't allowed outside so his mother told him there was poisonous gas and couldn't leave without the gas mask damned
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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butt
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


Makes me wonder why God gave us hands instead of knives, since he created women.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


aw, you need a hug

hugs

a very gender free hug , just a hug your mother used to give you
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butt
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


Makes me wonder why God gave us hands instead of knives, since he created women.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


aw, you need a hug

hugs

a very gender free hug , just a hug your mother used to give you
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


My mother used to hug me?





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