Nigerian Pastor Tries to Walk on Water Like Jesus, Then Drowns in Front of His Congregation

funny

:buseypope:

You'd think he'd at least bone up on his swimming skills.

Makes you wonder how much faith remains with the members of his congregation.

Blacks + Water =

I checked out their source and did not find it there. This is probably one of those stupid "hoax" reports again.

Source: AllChristianNews

Did a little more digging around and sure enough, it is on that website. What a stupid man!~!

[link to allchristiannews.com]

All the more reason to pay attention - the bible is not meant to be taken literally; it is all about parables, symbolism and allegories. Jesus walking on water is all about the SUN

There are reports of miraculous acts of walking on water in several religions, such as Buddhist texts, some Hindu stories, the Huang-Po story, the stories of Orion, the Aeneid and some native American myths,in addition to the miraculous accounts of Jesus walking on water in the New Testament.

The astrotheology behind this goes back to Horus, the Egyptian sun God. He was a personification of the Sun, and the book of the dead had allegories all over it, just like the bible. 'Walking on water' is nothing more than the Sun's reflection off the river.

I think any person that is part of a criminal organization should try that.

Step out of a helicopter at 500 feet, over the ocean, 5 miles from shore.

Would solve a lot of political issues and the overpopulation and budget woes.

Good job thank ya, funny as hell (No pun intended)

once again..... Jesus walked on water fulfilling an old testament description of who God is. Since that pastor wasn't God he obviously misunderstood Who Jesus was and is.

That guy went full retard, like any atheist:


I bet he was a charismaniac, they're very big on "spiritual gifts", claiming to have all sorts of gifts and then when they try their "gifts" they fail, hard.

Kinda like pentecostal snake handlers, at times they get killed by the snake.

They haven't figured out what the gifts were for and it was not to make a show in church for a bunch of church goats.

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there's no wonder they said this about these charismaniacs/plenty-cost-alls


G. Campbell Morgan described the Azusa Street activities as
"the last vomit of Satan." ("From Holy Laughter to Holy Fire" by Michael L. Brown, pages 197&198)

R.A. Torrey declared that this new Pentecostal movement was
"emphatically not of God, and founded by a Sodomite." ("From Holy Laughter to Holy Fire" by Michael L. Brown, pages 197&198)

H. A. Ironside said in 1912 AD both the holiness and Pentecostal movements were
"disgusting. . .delusions and insanities." ... "pandemonium's where exhibitions worthy of a madhouse or a collection of howling dervishes," were causing a "heavy toll of lunacy and infidelity."
("From Holy Laughter to Holy Fire" by Michael L. Brown, pages 197&198)

W.B. Godbey said of the Azusa Street participants and he claimed the movement was the result of spiritualism.
"Satan's preachers, jugglers, necromancers, enchanters, magicians, and all sorts or mendicants," ("From Holy Laughter to Holy Fire" by Michael L. Brown, pages 197&198)

Clarence Larkin
"But the conduct of those possessed, in which they fall to the ground and writhe in contortions, causing disarrangement's of the clothing and disgraceful scenes, is more a characteristic of demon possession, than a work of the Holy Spirit. From what has been said we see that we are living in "Perilous Times," and that all about us are "Seducing Spirits," and that they will become more active as the Dispensation draws to its close, and that we must exert the greatest care lest we be led astray." ("From Holy Laughter to Holy Fire" by Michael L. Brown, pages 197&198)


same lost crowd as the atheists.

Everyone knows blacks can't swim.

Sadly reading the Bible cover to cover can really doesn't require an above average intelligence. Nor does it gives its readers any either. Imagine quoting this verse and that verse all your life and doing no active thinkng.....? <<shudder>>