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User ID: 45104543 United States 01/01/2014 03:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Passengers angry letter to airline: I spent the remainder of the flight smothered in side-boob and cellulite! Dear Jetstar… Do you like riddles? I do, that’s why I’m starting this letter with one. What weighs more than a Suzuki Swift, less than a Hummer and smells like the decaying anus of a deceased homeless man? No idea? How about, what measures food portions in kilograms and has the personal hygiene of a French prostitute? Still nothing? Right, one more try. What’s fat as f***, stinks like s**t and should be forced to purchase two seats on a Jetstar flight? That’s right, it’s the man I sat next to under on my flight from Perth to Sydney yesterday. As I boarded the plane, I mentally high-fived myself for paying the additional $25 for an emergency seat. I was imagining all that extra room, when I was suddenly distracted by what appeared to be an infant hippopotamus located halfway down the aisle. As I got closer, I was relieved to see that it wasn’t a dangerous semi-aquatic African mammal, but a morbidly obese human being. However, this relief was short-lived when I realised that my seat was located somewhere underneath him. Soon after I managed to burrow into my seat, I caught what was to be the first of numerous fetid whiffs of body odour. His scent possessed hints of blue cheese and Mumbai slum, with nuances of sweaty flesh and human faeces sprayed with cologne – Eau No. Read the rest of the letter at link [ link to www.theblaze.com] Last Edited by Nostril Domus on 01/01/2014 03:06 PM |
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User ID: 45104543 United States 01/01/2014 03:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Passengers angry letter to airline: I spent the remainder of the flight smothered in side-boob and cellulite! I am sure many of us have been in this guys shoes on a flight. I know i have and it is very uncomfortable to sit through a long flight next to a larger than life person. |
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User ID: 45104543 United States 01/01/2014 03:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Passengers angry letter to airline: I spent the remainder of the flight smothered in side-boob and cellulite! Pinned to my seat by a fleshy boulder, I started preparing for a 127 Hours-like escape. Thankfully though, the beast moved slightly to his left, which allowed me to stand up, walk to the back of the plane and politely ask the cabin crew to be seated elsewhere. I didn’t catch the names of the three flight attendants, but for the purpose of this letter, I’ll call them: Chatty 1, Chatty 2 and Giggly (I’ve given them all the same surname – Couldnotgiveash***). [ link to www.theblaze.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43144913 United States 01/01/2014 04:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Passengers angry letter to airline: I spent the remainder of the flight smothered in side-boob and cellulite!
Unfortunately, many people do not have a large amt of common sense nor understand that they are in the business of "serving" others for profit. About the "fat" dude... they do carry a rather rancid odor, that's for sure. |
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Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Passengers angry letter to airline: I spent the remainder of the flight smothered in side-boob and cellulite! Oh my.. I sat by someone at a football game and the odor gave me a headache . |
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User ID: 45104543 United States 01/01/2014 09:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Passengers angry letter to airline: I spent the remainder of the flight smothered in side-boob and cellulite! Oh my.. I sat by someone at a football game and the odor gave me a headache . Quoting: CigarTigher That had to be a strong smell CT? Like BO with ammonia cologne. |