Vaginal knitting...I give you TWAT-yarn!!!

Mortician.

The only stable game in town.

Job security for sure.

I wouldn't dig graves, I would get my pretty shoes dirty...

You have pretty shoes?

Yup! Maybe I could get a twat yarn dress to match!

^^ foot fetish! :D

In grad school I dated a mortician.
She lived upstairs from the funeral parlour.
It was her great-Grandpa's house from the late 1800's.

It was haunted by her Grandpa and he drove me away.
Likely good for her. ;-`)

Tease!

Nah- feet are creepy...

I was referring to the gentleman who pees outside.

I've only sucked on 46 women's toes.

Darn....why didn't I think of that.

Ewwah...

I thought number 47 was going to be a Canadian women, but that didn't work out.

So how about it, 47 sound good to you?

:lorddrippy:

Ya know, that's only 4.6 women.

Next, she will be shoving heavy duty fishing string up her ass and making nets.

That's a lot of toes....

See, the possibilities are endless!!

But only 4.6 women. LoL

BTW: You win for creepiest avatar.

So a scarf that smells like a trout...how is that shit sanitary?!?!?

Awah thanks! American Horror Story fan.

Other than the nonsense "this is to prove vagina's aren't scary" bullshit (WHO IS SCARED OF VAGINAS??? FEMINISTS, SHOW ME THESE FAGS, WHOEVER THEY ARE!)...

...the entire stunt is a huge turn-on. A scarf knitted from wool soaked in a hot blond's vagina? Someone pass me a raw potato....damn.

Wimp!

It's "art" maybe she frames it, or lets It hang in a gallery?

It comes with sensory media...

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I would wear a sweater knit from my sweetie's scent. ;-`)

CROTCHETING?