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Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig

 
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Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
IT SOUNDS like he's telling a porky but a leading geneticist claims he's serious in his claim that humans are descended from chimps and pigs.

Dr Eugene McCarthy, a world authority on hybridization at the University of Georgia, says the theory would explain many of the characteristics that make humans unique from other primates.

Humans and chimpanzees are closely related and it is a long held belief among scientists that the two share a common ancestor.

However, Dr McCarthy says that there are important differences between the two species and that many of the divergent characteristics possessed by humans are also shared by pigs.

He says these include hairless skin, a thick layer of subcutaneous fat, light-coloured eyes, protruding noses and heavy eyelashes. He points out similarities in internal organs which mean that pig heart valves can be used in human transplant operations.

The scientist explains the theory in an article on his website, Macroevolution.net. The doctor is at pains to point out his historic love-in between pig and chimp is only a theory.

Unsurprisingly, his ideas have come in for criticism from many in the scientific community.

PZ Myers claims on the Science Blogs that chimp and pig DNA are too different for sex between the two animals to result in a viable embryo, pointing out that while chimps have 48 chromosomes, pigs have just 38.

In a cheeky critique of the geneticist Myers suggests Dr McCarthy do the experimental work himself and try mating with a pig to see what happens.
[link to www.news.com.au]
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
nuh uhhh.... we came from a lady who was tricked into eating some fruit by a talking snake.
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
Genetically engineered by the Annunaki, not sex
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
nuh uhhh.... we came from a lady who was tricked into eating some fruit by a talking snake.
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That was the Reptillian's that came along afterwords
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12/01/2013 12:34 AM
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
Nah. It was a type of Mongoose descended from some reptilian. Mammals are all related.
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
Who wants to fuck a pig?tomato
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
Who wants to fuck a pig?tomato
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Bill Clinton
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
Who wants to fuck a pig?tomato
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It's actually the pig who fucked a chimp.

Anyway, link's dead, but here's a direct link to the website: [link to www.macroevolution.net]
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12/01/2013 01:02 AM
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
Who wants to fuck a pig?tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50834438


It's actually the pig who fucked a chimp.

Anyway, link's dead, but here's a direct link to the website: [link to www.macroevolution.net]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34812041

But apes must revenge...!chuckle
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
I find the Adam & Eve explanation for our origins far more pleasant (and plausible) than this bullshit.
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
I find the Adam & Eve explanation for our origins far more pleasant (and plausible) than this bullshit.
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Talking snakes more plausible, that sounds like bullshit.
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
bump
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
bump
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
food for thought..
I read something a long time ago that said humans were descended from swine and that is why some people and religious groups refuse to eat pork.
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12/01/2013 01:01 PM
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
That explains everything.
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
And I am willing to wager the chimp was under the influence at the time.
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
By the way, isn't that the same scientist who solved the 'chicken or egg' dillemma?

[link to canadian-anthem.com]
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
Gives new meaning to the phrase "Makin Bacon"

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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
Who wants to fuck a pig?tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50834438


It's actually the pig who fucked a chimp.

Anyway, link's dead, but here's a direct link to the website: [link to www.macroevolution.net]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34812041


Unlikely, ever see a pigs dick?

They're shaped like a cork screw and over a foot long, some twice that.

If it happened at all me thinks the other way around.
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
so people with light colored eyes come from pigs?
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
RNA viruses have been shown to cut out snippets of DNA and carry them to a new host. It's called "jumping genes".

Just look at some of the characteristics shared by multiple species.

For example, an Ice Age comes along. Suddenly multiple species exhibit a common genetic trait such as wooly undercoats covered by long guard hairs (mammoths, mastodons, wooly rhinos, reindeer, et al).

Jumping genes can explain the unusual speed of evolution.

Never underestimate nature. Life will find a way.
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
From the Quran, talking about Jews:


60 Shall I tell thee of a worse (case) than theirs for retribution with Allah ? (Worse is the case of him) whom Allah hath cursed, him on whom His wrath hath fallen and of whose sort Allah hath turned some to apes and swine, and who serveth idols. Such are in worse plight and further astray from the plain road.
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
Who wants to fuck a pig?tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50834438


Bill Clinton
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pigchef
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
I find the Adam & Eve explanation for our origins far more pleasant (and plausible) than this bullshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23144368

Talking snakes more plausible, that sounds like bullshit.
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Bad translation of nagash that some never bother to question.
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
People that would believe this are seriously RETARDED!

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"Life is tough, it's tougher if you are stupid." - John Wayne

Settle down Francis!
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
Answer":
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
That explains Africans.
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fixed
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
well at least they're getting closer to understanding that we are a genetically altered hybrid race.... That's what their so called "missing link" is. Our altered genetic code/dna is right there for them all to see, but they just cant put two and two together

They spend so much time looking down in the dirt for bones, instead of looking up to the sky and listening to the civilizations of the ancient past, at least they were all telling us the truth, unlike today.

The evidence is all around us
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
Answer":
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Funny
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Re: Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig
I find the Adam & Eve explanation for our origins far more pleasant (and plausible) than this bullshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23144368

Talking snakes more plausible, that sounds like bullshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41537982
Well, you evidently came from a monkey fucking a pig.





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