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BUSH TO DIVORCE LAURA OVER AFFAIR!!!!

 
Sheeple sheeple
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05/26/2006 11:31 PM
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BUSH TO DIVORCE LAURA OVER AFFAIR!!!!
Breaking News! Mainstream media hasn't picked it up yet, but it's all over the underground sites!

I'll get you a link when I can; suffice it to say, for now, Bush was caught cheating at his ranch in Texas and now he is going to divorce Laura before she divorces him!!

His lawyers are drawing up the papers right now, according to what I've heard. This news has only come from a few select sources, but they're sources I trust, so take it with a grain of salt.

If this is true, however, it could mean the end of Republi-fat-cats in office!!!!

-The Source
Newt Woo Woo Gingrinch
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05/26/2006 11:37 PM
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This is such BULLSHIT. Laura's not lying in her deathbed dying of cancer. There's a proper republican way of doing things, get it right!
MR. MYXZLPLK
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05/26/2006 11:43 PM
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"I'll get you a link when I can"

Is the internet the same in the parallel dimension you've connected with?
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2006 11:47 PM
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Even if it were true, I doubt they would divorce until his term has ended...if it ever does.
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05/26/2006 11:48 PM
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OP you wouldn't happen to be Jason Leopold, would you?

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Old Indian Man

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05/26/2006 11:49 PM
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He was caught in bed with Jeff Gannon.
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2006 11:57 PM
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"...if it ever does" hahahaha, you too know the plan, institute marshall law after the civil war with the americans against the illegals in our country begins...then suspend the constitution and all elections until further notice....isn't it time for us to begin to leave this country before it's too late?

A number of years ago when my son was in his early teens we sat down to watch the movie "Shindler's List" together. He was obviously moved by the passiveness of the Jews as the Nazis came to arrest them one by one. At a break in the film I turned to him and said "son, if it ever gets like this in the USA, then it will be time to move to another country before they come for us.....MY GOD IT'S NOW COMING TRUE HERE DAY BY DAY.........
Anonymous Coward
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05/27/2006 12:08 AM
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OMG! OMG! OMG! Karl Rove has been indicted!!!


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Rev. Star Gazer

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05/27/2006 12:10 AM
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So....who was he caught with? Guy or girl??? Inquiring minds want to know! charlie
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Sheeple sheeple (OP)
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05/27/2006 12:17 AM
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-George Bush was caught dallying with an intern on his ranch in Crawford, TX, in what promises to be a firestorm of controversy over how broad the President's penile powers are in detaining and intercoursing White House interns. Not only are they subject to an interminable Texas drawl, and a lopsided smile, but also subjected to the poking and prodding of a Presidential phallus.

The news has shocked residents both in and outside of the Bible Belt.

"I just can't believe it," Nancy Smith said, her blue eyes crestfallen in consternation as the news was related.
"I mean, if you can't trust Bush with bush, who can you trust?"

Associated Press. All rights reserved. Copyright 2006.
Garbonzo
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05/27/2006 12:23 AM
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I was reading about this very thing today at the check out counter at the grocery store. The paper had other facinating stories about a bat boy and some aliens. And then a shocking story about Bush divorce. Oh my!!
Anonymous Coward
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05/27/2006 12:28 AM
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:dubya: ...and all the time you thought I was "Clearing Brush"! neener
Rev. Star Gazer

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05/27/2006 12:30 AM
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OMG! He didn't?! With Bat-boy???!!!! damned
"The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path..."
Anonymous Coward
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05/27/2006 12:31 AM
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:dubya: I love Gannon's Cannon! rocket
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05/27/2006 12:32 AM
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This was in the Globe...not exactly a reliable source...
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05/27/2006 01:05 AM
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I think bat boy did it to him. Barry bat oy bonds?
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05/27/2006 02:22 AM
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are you kidding.......

bush is a trysexual........he'll try anything.....but i hear he likes kids the best......

He and tony blair are probably molesting kids this week.

Bush aint a strait shooter for sure.

More than a few screws loose.....probably from laying in that coffin naked at YALE and getting boned up the butt
Anonymous Coward
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05/27/2006 02:25 AM
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haha...actually saw this at the checkstand on the front of one of the tabloids-there HAS to be something to ita-even when you consider the source-Bush as drunk as a coon at the news confrence the other day-
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06/02/2006 10:19 AM
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Mossad keep control of Bush because they possess photos of him when he was Governor of Texas with a call-boy.
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06/02/2006 10:20 AM
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Bush staring at Condi's lizzard tits:
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Anonymous Coward
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06/02/2006 10:21 AM
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Lots of money to get when a wife divorces her President husband, a huge Retirement ever after, how long have they been married?
Anonymous Coward
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06/02/2006 10:25 AM
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whatever
Anonymous Coward
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06/02/2006 10:27 AM
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op that is impossible. She will be killed before she even begins thinking about divorce. Do you really think that Bush and Co care at all about her?All they are intrested is to keep him on top and they will do anything not to let her even open her mouth. Haven't you learned from history?
Remember Diana?
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05/26/2023 01:08 AM
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Re: BUSH TO DIVORCE LAURA OVER AFFAIR!!!!
He was caught in bed with Jeff Gannon.
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05/26/2023 01:24 AM
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i had no idea they were having marital problems.
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