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Your Jesus is an Asshole!!

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It's nice to laugh, but it's so hard to be the joke.
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awww, you don't like it when the butt of the joke is on you. Litrally.

roflpopcorn
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i'm not laughing at the op..i'm laughing WITH him..
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


calm down I never accused you of being sensible.

:tinfoilhatz:
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seriously now, are you 10 years old or something?
because if you are i will stop picking on you.
I assumed we were all adults here but that shit you just wrote came out of the brain of a small child..

If your some dumb kid i wont reply to you again.. just tell the truth.
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


I'm not the one posting a picture of a dogs bum in an attempt to defile something sacred. I don't think you have the ultimate say on maturity here.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


you didnt answer my question. how old are you?
are you under 18 because i wont bother you again if you are.. Its not my gig to make little girls cry.

:chompchomp:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Can I ask you a question. Why are you posting a picture of a dogs bum with Jesus on it.

If you have a disability I won't pick on you either....
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if the internet offends you so much..GTFO and go make a cake or someshit like that
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i'm not laughing at the op..i'm laughing WITH him..
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


calm down I never accused you of being sensible.

:tinfoilhatz:
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poorjohnny
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I'm not the one posting a picture of a dogs bum in an attempt to defile something sacred. I don't think you have the ultimate say on maturity here.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


you didnt answer my question. how old are you?
are you under 18 because i wont bother you again if you are.. Its not my gig to make little girls cry.

:chompchomp:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Can I ask you a question. Why are you posting a picture of a dogs bum with Jesus on it.

If you have a disability I won't pick on you either....
 Quoting: Brightstarz


if the internet offends you so much..GTFO and go make a cake or someshit like that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49879018


You are not exactly trying to be the sharpest knife in the draw are you...

I'm just having fun, the holy way.

Not the dog bum hole way....
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you didnt answer my question. how old are you?
are you under 18 because i wont bother you again if you are.. Its not my gig to make little girls cry.

:chompchomp:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Can I ask you a question. Why are you posting a picture of a dogs bum with Jesus on it.

If you have a disability I won't pick on you either....
 Quoting: Brightstarz


if the internet offends you so much..GTFO and go make a cake or someshit like that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49879018


You are not exactly trying to be the sharpest knife in the draw are you...

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comming from you I'll take that as a compliment. lmao
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49879018


You are not exactly trying to be the sharpest knife in the draw are you...

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comming from you I'll take that as a compliment. lmao
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You have everything backwards

lmao
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11/12/2013 06:27 PM
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See told you so..

jesusass
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


mmmmm...Maybe he was talking about this:

I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
 Quoting: ilegal Alien


lmao
nice.
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Yep no doubt we are living the revelation look a this:

¨Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds from the asshole of Dog.

Jesus
with tears streaming down my face.

You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49879018


You are not exactly trying to be the sharpest knife in the draw are you...

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comming from you I'll take that as a compliment. lmao
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You have everything backwards

lmao
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you've really outdone yourself this time with that^ retort.
the retart is strong with you.
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No, that is your Lucifer you are seeing.

Jesus would not appear to scum like yourselves.
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See told you so..

:jesusass:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


mmmmm...Maybe he was talking about this:

I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
 Quoting: ilegal Alien


lmao
nice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49879018


Yep no doubt we are living the revelation look a this:

¨Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds from the asshole of Dog.

Jesus
 Quoting: ilegal Alien


damned
go jeebus
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See told you so..

:jesusass:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!....thats funny as fuck.
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11/12/2013 06:33 PM
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:1015 BSC:
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This makes me laugh...........bad language but it still makes me laugh.


 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


1lol16 That is hilarious...

Thank you...
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11/12/2013 06:34 PM
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You are not exactly trying to be the sharpest knife in the draw are you...

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comming from you I'll take that as a compliment. lmao
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You have everything backwards

lmao
 Quoting: Brightstarz




you've really outdone yourself this time with that^ retort.
the retart is strong with you.
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Maybe you should not call the op retarded, that would be mean. And I'm against him posting that so I'm not with him at all.

damned
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11/12/2013 06:42 PM
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go jeebus
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Can you please pronounce his name properly. If you are too scared to say his name I will forgive you....
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11/12/2013 06:47 PM
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Here



 Quoting: ilegal Alien


sorry i didnt thank you for this earlier,
was busy wiping the shit from the walls here.

updated the first post with it.
I wonder how many people checked out there little dogs asses tonight.. hahahah

fire dogz
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll
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11/12/2013 06:48 PM
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"comming"...

Yeah, he's brilliant all right.
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11/12/2013 06:52 PM
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See told you so..

jesusass
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


mmmmm...Maybe he was talking about this:

I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
 Quoting: ilegal Alien


That was awesome also, added to first post thanks..

finally a bible verse i can get behind, get it, behind..

muahhhhhh
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll
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"liquid pestilence"

even his name sounds gross.
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go jeebus
 Quoting: ilegal Alien


Can you please pronounce his name properly. If you are too scared to say his name I will forgive you....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49879018


specialstupid
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"liquid pestilence"

even his name sounds gross.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


your name sounds like an asshole?
Does it look like jesus ?
report back but dont post a pic, we dont want any kiddie porn on this site youngin
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll
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go jeebus
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Can you please pronounce his name properly. If you are too scared to say his name I will forgive you....
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specialstupid
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:wowza:
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Can you please pronounce his name properly. If you are too scared to say his name I will forgive you....
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specialstupid
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:wowza:
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sbus
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go jeebus
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Can you please pronounce his name properly. If you are too scared to say his name I will forgive you....
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specialstupid
 Quoting: Brightstarz


Don't you have some sheep to shag or something?

:918 No:
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I wonder if more buttholes look like jesus?

everyone search your assholes for the mark of the beast..

hahahaha that is tomorrows thread..

I can only take so much laughter for one day..

againstfapping
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I wonder if more buttholes look like jesus?

everyone search your assholes for the mark of the beast..

hahahaha that is tomorrows thread..

I can only take so much laughter for one day..

againstfapping
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Boredom sets in the boring mind.
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I wonder if more buttholes look like jesus?

everyone search your assholes for the mark of the beast..

hahahaha that is tomorrows thread..

I can only take so much laughter for one day..

againstfapping
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Boredom sets in the boring mind.
 Quoting: Inspired 2


Nahh I am multitasking and watching porn and i thought i saw jesus in this tight little red heads butthole.. you know how life is, shit happens that makes you go hummmm ..







invisable manjebus saves
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you know how life is, shit happens that makes you go hummmm ..

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No.
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I wonder if more buttholes look like jesus?

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give it up, your thread is well dead. it's not eve pinned.
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Luke 23:34

King James Version (KJV)

34 Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do. And they parted his raiment, and cast lots.





GLP