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Your Jesus is an Asshole!!

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wreckloose

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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
Now I am waiting for Jesus the Cunt.

Lord forgive me, please don't send me to hell.
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Thread: If belief in Jesus makes you an "obedient, brainwashed slave" why don't they teach about him in school?
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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Yikes. Everyone's got their grumpy pants on in here.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


hi beautiful,
good to see a ray of sunshine in here.
what do you think of my new hobby?
Its very entertaining..

bashfullzz
trippy lovin

Last Edited by Liquid_Pestilence on 11/12/2013 05:19 PM
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll
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See told you so..

:jesusass:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Why would you call your dog jesus?
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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Now I am waiting for Jesus the Cunt.

Lord forgive me, please don't send me to hell.
 Quoting: wreckloose


your safe man, have some fun with it,
laughing is better then hate any way you look at it.

helpjesuz
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11/12/2013 05:22 PM
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OK, 5 pages of proof that OP is a coward, a mentally weak pretender who is no better at atheism than he is at asking girls out.

Like all faux atheists, he pretends to be rational, but is really just an emotional reactive child who, when confronted with real intellect, goes running in the opposite direction, wetting his pants in the fear of being exposed for the pretender is really is.

OP, you're not an atheist.
You're a joke.
Maybe try pretending to be a Communist next.
They can never debate their worldview either.

byebye
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


blahblah5bsflag

eat another cheesburger fatty
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See told you so..
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


op, this is cliche, and corny, and a circle jerk for non Christians.

It would be funnier to post a pet rock with eyes, and a wig, and call it the atheists great great grandpa. According to evolution we came from a rock.
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11/12/2013 05:23 PM
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See told you so..

:jesusass:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


I was actually going to report this for such an offensive title, but ended up splitting my pants when I saw the pic... HA!
cruise
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11/12/2013 05:24 PM
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Yikes. Everyone's got their grumpy pants on in here.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


Not me, I'm not wearing pants...as usual
 Quoting: BRIEF


Like to show off your legs, hmm?
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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11/12/2013 05:25 PM
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 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


op, this is cliche, and corny, and a circle jerk for non Christians.

It would be funnier to post a pet rock with eyes, and a wig, and call it the atheists great great grandpa. According to evolution we came from a rock.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


ahh its you, mrs evolution tard..

crayonzz
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Yikes. Everyone's got their grumpy pants on in here.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


hi beautiful,
good to see a ray of sunshine in here.
what do you think of my new hobby?
Its very entertaining..

:bashfullzz:
:trippy lovin:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Hi. :) You need some sunshine in here, it's pretty dark!

I'm not exactly sure what the hobby is...
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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See told you so..

jesusass
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


I was actually going to report this for such an offensive title, but ended up splitting my pants when I saw the pic... HA!
cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18520563


I got jokes!! .. lol

justreaonable..
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To the person who took the pic, OP and all the other retards blaspheming God -- Get really tight with the elites and hope they share their elixirs of life and fountains of youth. In fact, do everything in your power to stay on this earth as long as you can. I wouldn't want to be you at the moment of death. May Christ forgive you and have mercy on your soul, for you know not what you do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29833489


Christ knows I laugh at all sorts of things, non of which have any ill will or malevolent tendencies. It's really no different than saying he's on a potato chip or pancake.. Remember God made assholes too
:apple:
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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Yikes. Everyone's got their grumpy pants on in here.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


hi beautiful,
good to see a ray of sunshine in here.
what do you think of my new hobby?
Its very entertaining..

bashfullzz
trippy lovin
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Hi. :) You need some sunshine in here, it's pretty dark!

I'm not exactly sure what the hobby is...
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


I dont think its dark at all, I think its funny as all shit.
haven't laughed so hard in months on here.

as for the hobby, read my sig..
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll
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11/12/2013 05:31 PM
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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
To some, He is an "asshole".
To others, He is not.
Choose wisely.
Things are about to get bumpy.
just sayin'.
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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11/12/2013 05:33 PM
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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
To the person who took the pic, OP and all the other retards blaspheming God -- Get really tight with the elites and hope they share their elixirs of life and fountains of youth. In fact, do everything in your power to stay on this earth as long as you can. I wouldn't want to be you at the moment of death. May Christ forgive you and have mercy on your soul, for you know not what you do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29833489


Christ knows I laugh at all sorts of things, non of which have any ill will or malevolent tendencies. It's really no different than saying he's on a potato chip or pancake.. Remember God made assholes too
apple
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18520563


someone who gets it,
Its perfectly fine to say jesus looks like this mold,
its fine to say you see angels in a split second picture of the sun.

Its just as fine to see him in a dogs dirty asshole.

Because if you believe in bullshit, then the god made everything even dogs assholes and moonbeams..

chewwin
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See told you so..
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


op, this is cliche, and corny, and a circle jerk for non Christians.

It would be funnier to post a pet rock with eyes, and a wig, and call it the atheists great great grandpa. According to evolution we came from a rock.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


ahh its you, mrs evolution tard..

 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


The church of Jesus Christ, can never be broken. So shove that up your dogs asshole and shave it.

cruise
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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
To some, He is an "asshole".
To others, He is not.
Choose wisely.
Things are about to get bumpy.
just sayin'.
 Quoting: meroj 47042715


rolleyes could you be anymore vague?
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 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


op, this is cliche, and corny, and a circle jerk for non Christians.

It would be funnier to post a pet rock with eyes, and a wig, and call it the atheists great great grandpa. According to evolution we came from a rock.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


ahh its you, mrs evolution tard..

 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


The church of Jesus Christ, can never be broken. So shove that up your dogs asshole and shave it.

cruise
 Quoting: Brightstarz


that's very christian of you 1rof1
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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
To some, He is an "asshole".
To others, He is not.
Choose wisely.
Things are about to get bumpy.
just sayin'.
 Quoting: meroj 47042715



Things have been "bumpy" for a very long time.
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 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


op, this is cliche, and corny, and a circle jerk for non Christians.

It would be funnier to post a pet rock with eyes, and a wig, and call it the atheists great great grandpa. According to evolution we came from a rock.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


ahh its you, mrs evolution tard..

 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


The church of Jesus Christ, can never be broken. So shove that up your dogs asshole and shave it.

cruise
 Quoting: Brightstarz


yea

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See told you so..

jesusass
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence



Nah, that guy's wearing glasses.
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Yikes. Everyone's got their grumpy pants on in here.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


hi beautiful,
good to see a ray of sunshine in here.
what do you think of my new hobby?
Its very entertaining..

:bashfullzz:
:trippy lovin:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Hi. :) You need some sunshine in here, it's pretty dark!

I'm not exactly sure what the hobby is...
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


I dont think its dark at all, I think its funny as all shit.
haven't laughed so hard in months on here.

as for the hobby, read my sig..
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


What brought on this new mission?
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Yikes. Everyone's got their grumpy pants on in here.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


hi beautiful,
good to see a ray of sunshine in here.
what do you think of my new hobby?
Its very entertaining..

bashfullzz
trippy lovin
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Hi. :) You need some sunshine in here, it's pretty dark!

I'm not exactly sure what the hobby is...
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


I dont think its dark at all, I think its funny as all shit.
haven't laughed so hard in months on here.

as for the hobby, read my sig..
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


A boy on a mission.
The same old weary, stale, flat mission.
You are ridiculous and obnoxious.
Your posts have been an epiphany of stupid for most here.
"Tolerance is the lube that helps slip the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of a civilized society." Plato
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 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


op, this is cliche, and corny, and a circle jerk for non Christians.

It would be funnier to post a pet rock with eyes, and a wig, and call it the atheists great great grandpa. According to evolution we came from a rock.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


ahh its you, mrs evolution tard..

 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


The church of Jesus Christ, can never be broken. So shove that up your dogs asshole and shave it.

cruise
 Quoting: Brightstarz

who are you the Conman or the Fool..

I think you know who i think you are..
religionfool
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hi beautiful,
good to see a ray of sunshine in here.
what do you think of my new hobby?
Its very entertaining..

:bashfullzz:
:trippy lovin:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Hi. :) You need some sunshine in here, it's pretty dark!

I'm not exactly sure what the hobby is...
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


I dont think its dark at all, I think its funny as all shit.
haven't laughed so hard in months on here.

as for the hobby, read my sig..
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


A boy on a mission.
The same old weary, stale, flat mission.
You are ridiculous and obnoxious.
Your posts have been an epiphany of stupid for most here.
 Quoting: Lex Talionis




are you another Cumedian sock? jerkit
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putin
jesus motherfuckin' christ
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op, this is cliche, and corny, and a circle jerk for non Christians.

It would be funnier to post a pet rock with eyes, and a wig, and call it the atheists great great grandpa. According to evolution we came from a rock.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


ahh its you, mrs evolution tard..

 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


The church of Jesus Christ, can never be broken. So shove that up your dogs asshole and shave it.

cruise
 Quoting: Brightstarz


that's very christian of you 1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49877872


I guess you never read the verse about scorning scoffers before. What would you know about Christianity? You would actually have to be a christian to have any say on it.

:adams:
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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
To some, He is an "asshole".
To others, He is not.
Choose wisely.
Things are about to get bumpy.
just sayin'.
 Quoting: meroj 47042715



Things have been "bumpy" for a very long time.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


Wait for it...
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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A boy on a mission.
The same old weary, stale, flat mission.
You are ridiculous and obnoxious.
Your posts have been an epiphany of stupid for most here.
 Quoting: Lex Talionis


awesome coming from the mask, the mask that stands in this day and age about fighting the government

To govern man.

those who you pray too are the same who you pay your taxes too.

common sencez
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