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Your Jesus is an Asshole!!

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Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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You fucking idiots why laugh? This dog belonged to a man who had a serious illness. Jesus comforts people in many ways
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tearzz
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


That should read:

WTF, this ain't grape drank!
 Quoting: BRIEF


fuck yeah brief is here,
the ashole jesus thread lives !!!
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll
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pinned!


Fuck yeah

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If Christ could perform his works of redemption if He came to earth in the form of a pea* (which would then be "Pea"), I'm sure He could manage quite nicely as a Dog's Asshole.

*Duns Scotus
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haha you NEED to shin this pit op.
you got enough green.

DO IT
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DO IT!


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You fucking idiots why laugh? This dog belonged to a man who had a serious illness. Jesus comforts people in many ways
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45255180


tearzz
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


That should read:

WTF, this ain't grape drank!
 Quoting: BRIEF


fuck yeah brief is here,
the ashole jesus thread lives !!!
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


jesusloves
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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See told you so..


 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence



And you next "hilarious joke" will be about the Prophet Mohammad? (Pork be upon him.)

Christian are such easy target, you make yourself seem so small by attacking them...

suemuzzz
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Can I ask a sincere question? Why do you hate God OP?
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See told you so..

jesusass
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I want to share it


clappa
with tears streaming down my face.

You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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See told you so..


 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence



And you next "hilarious joke" will be about the Prophet Mohammad? (Pork be upon him.)

Christian are such easy target, you make yourself seem so small by attacking them...

suemuzzz
 Quoting: davvi


I attack all religions, they are equally easy targets..

nofriendzz

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See told you so..


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And you next "hilarious joke" will be about the Prophet Mohammad? (Pork be upon him.)
 Quoting: davvi


Not a chance.
OP is yet another faux atheist, dying for attention
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


lmao...you can talk.
you fat hypocrite.
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Here



with tears streaming down my face.

You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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Can I ask a sincere question? Why do you hate God OP?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


I dont hate god he does not exist.
You cant hate something that is made up bullshit.
I dont believe in him/her or spaghetti monsters.
I believe in science and mother earth and both of those change over time..

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Do not mock our Lord and Savior this way.. We will all have to stand in front of him for judgement so I suggest you repent!!!

Yeshua is the Way, the Truth and the Life. He is the only way to the Father..

#LPRF
Do you have eyes to see, ears to hear and a heart to understand? JESUS CHRIST is the ONLY WAY to SALVATION, DELIVERANCE and PEACE! Soon his grace will be taken from the earth and his WRATH will be poured out. Accept JESUS CHRIST while the GRACE of GOD is still available. May the Peace of God be with you! Love, Pray, Repent and Forgive.
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He looks like he's wearing glasses, so unless they're the Holy See glasses, must be someone else.
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Can I ask a sincere question? Why do you hate God OP?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


I dont hate god he does not exist.
You cant hate something that is made up bullshit.
I dont believe in him/her or spaghetti monsters.
I believe in science and mother earth and both of those change over time..

:oldgodz:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Ok, well if you ever come to a point in your life where you want to talk to someone about God, or have questions, please feel free to PM or email me.

I'm happy to be your friend and help you if the day ever comes that you change your mind.
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Do not mock our Lord and Savior this way.. We will all have to stand in front of him for judgement so I suggest you repent!!!

Yeshua is the Way, the Truth and the Life. He is the only way to the Father..

#LPRF
 Quoting: MessengerInTheLastDays


sienze
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dog is god backwards
YOU ARE ME
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Whew...Get a whiff of that....
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Do not mock our Lord and Savior this way.. We will all have to stand in front of him for judgement so I suggest you repent!!!

Yeshua is the Way, the Truth and the Life. He is the only way to the Father..

#LPRF
 Quoting: MessengerInTheLastDays


No. cool2
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Ok, well if you ever come to a point in your life where you want to talk to someone about God, or have questions, please feel free to PM or email me.

I'm happy to be your friend and help you if the day ever comes that you change your mind.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


can i PM you about my lord Aquaman ?

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Can I ask a sincere question? Why do you hate God OP?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


OP is a fag, and God hates fags.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Can I ask a sincere question? Why do you hate God OP?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


I dont hate god he does not exist.
You cant hate something that is made up bullshit.
I dont believe in him/her or spaghetti monsters.
I believe in science and mother earth and both of those change over time..

:oldgodz:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


For not believing in something you sure seem to devote a lot of your time and energy into making fun of it.

I don't believe in spaghetti monsters either, but I don't start new threads, highjack existing threads, and scream at the top of my lungs my disbelief in the spaghetti monster every chance I get.

What you have goes much deeper than simple disbelief whether you realize it or not.
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Can I ask a sincere question? Why do you hate God OP?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


I asked him an even more sincere question which he refused to answer.

I asked him if, according to completely rational and objective criteria, I was superior to him in every way, and there is no theological moral reason to act otherwise, why shouldn't I kill him and his entire sub-standard family in the name of eugenic improvement of the species. Or frankly, just in the name of sheer Darwinian correctness?

He has no answer, because he's not a thinker. He's an angry little kid with no intellect and a huge emotional problem, just like 99% of all atheists.
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


Atheist today........believer tomorrow. I can't even count how many believers I know that used to be atheists.

God can change a person's heart when the time is right for that person. We just wait and help them when that time comes...........if it comes for that person.

In the meantime, we ignore childish things like "jesus is an asshole" because we know that it's not true.

hf
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I love the gif game..
my turn

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Ok, well if you ever come to a point in your life where you want to talk to someone about God, or have questions, please feel free to PM or email me.

I'm happy to be your friend and help you if the day ever comes that you change your mind.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


can i PM you about my lord Aquaman ?

:aquamanzz:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


I'll ignore the childish comments........just remember that there is no expiration date to my offer.

Enjoy your day.
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I love Science, because it's the study of all that God made...what better way to worship him, than to try and learn about that which he made.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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I have to give you this one ;-)

Dog backwards is God.

You have to look good on the ass end too!


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Can I ask a sincere question? Why do you hate God OP?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


OP is a fag, and God hates fags.
 Quoting: BRIEF


You're not helping........





GLP