Do extraterrestrial aliens shit?

First i would like to apologise for my spelling. English is not my 1st language.Thanks.

Lately i thought about a question in my mind about aliens. The reason why this idea/question came to my mind was that somebody here on godlikeproductions told me that i am talking shit. In the first place, i thought about this statement and asked myself how this is possible, i mean to talk shit. I looked skeptically down to the floor on the place where i stood and talked, to localize the shit. To my bewilderment, i could not made out any shit on the floor. I thought that it could be because the shit i talked was not so big, i thought that it could be possible that i talked just a little bit shit. Suddenly i remembered that usually shit has that special smell associated to it. So i began to sniff the whole area around me, on my knees. But there was not the littlest sign of shit. And then it became clear to me that the reason i could not find any shit was that i never spoke the words, because this is an internet-forum, and usually, i do not talk while i am writing anything on an internet-forum.

But this is not the end of the story. This is just the start! I will go on now ...

Strange enough, out of nowhere, came a thought to me that fascinated me and really got a hold on me. (btw. until to this day i questioned people who channel some strange entities, but now, i really think channeling is possible. It could very well be that i also belong to these group of people, because i believe i channeled "shit". I am not very proud of the fact that "shit" has choosen me as a tool it can speak through, but well, everybody has to begin somewhere ... but this is another story ....)

So the thought or question that came to my mind was:

DO EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIENS SHIT?

Almost all of us have a certain picture in mind when it comes to aliens. The media is feeding this stereotypical image in excess. As an example, lets take the greys, or zetans, or whatever you may call them. A big head with dark almond shaped eyes, a small mouth, a thinly body, long arms and long fingers. It is somehow strange to note that the reproductive part of this species and the anus are not depicted in these images, suspiciously absent. At least i became never aware of them ... and believe me, i searched for them thoroughly. So i thought the leftout of these important 'organs' happened because of some kind of shame whithin humans when it comes to a matter like that. "But wait", i thought to myself, "these people who have been abducted by aliens are very serious about their experiences". So i came to the conclusion that aliens do not have reproductive organs or organs that are responsible for digestion, at least not in the conventional way we know about. These abducted people would have spoken of a matter so important like that, i am sure about it.

But how does an extraterrestrial body works then? At this moment, i was flooded with pictures and impressions about the inner working of an alien.

Let me explain what i saw:

Aliens do have an organ that is responsible for digestion, but their organ is much more developed than ours. They do not produce waste aka shit, at least they do not dispose it out of their body. Their organ for digestion is so advanced that it can transform the shit into some kind of energy. This energy than is transported to their brain. This explains then why aliens have such a large head. This explains also why they are so enormously intelligent and why they have abundant psychic abilities, like telepathy for example. This also explains, in my opinion, why aliens have these very dark eyes. I remember an abducted person who talked about their eyes -> "The eyes of these entities are very strange. In the very moment i looked them into their eyes, i felt the need to vomit. I tried to look somewhere else, without success. They scared the shit out of me! These entities seem to have no soul".
What this man described is the truth. The eyes of aliens are transparent. What this man saw was the brain of the alien. This also explains somehow why the look into the alien-eyes scared the shit out of that man ....... imo.

And here is why i think that these aliens have an enormous interest for our planet. It is not because they have been here thousand of years before to breed a race called humans so they could use them to work for them, for example gold digging and .... you name it. They are also not here to help us in our higher spiritual development. No, they came here because alien scientists made a mistake with their DNA engineering. The greys are a species which are highly developed DNA engineers. A few thousand years ago, these greys indeed shit like we humans today do. They almost looked like us. But their DNA knowledge got out of control. There was a grey, a DNA scientist, called kthuluk, who had a problem with, hmmm...., shitting, since his childhood. He experimented a little bit with his DNA and found out that he had not just 12 DNA strands, no, he had 13 of them. He also found out that this 13th DNA strand (at this time inactive) was responsible for even higher mental abilities. So he managed to activate his 13th DNA strand. The rest is history. Pragmatic as kthuluk was (after the activation of this 13th DNA strand), he invested a lot of time and due diligence to solve his lifelong problem. And he arrived at the solution to his problem. In the beginning it was his secret, he never spoke about his invention to nobody. But it was impossible to hold it a secret ... A side effect of transforming the shit to energy followed by the brain absorbing this energy was that kthuluk developed all kind of mental and psychic abilities. The grey-military became conscious of kthuluks activity and confiscated his scientific documents about the 13th DNA strand. From there it has been just a question of time until all the greys had been assimilated with this technology.

But as you know, all coins have two sides. The greys experienced this painfully. Another side effect of this .. lets call it "transforming shit to intelligence"-technology was that the brain became bigger and bigger and bigger until .... pufff, head exploded. At first they genetically tried to lower the ability of their digestion organ to transform shit into energy. Without success. This invention had dramatic effects .... onother effect was that the life span of the greys had been extremely reduced.

With their new found intelligence, among other things they invented star ships (UFO's for us humans). It was just a question of time until the greys found this planet we call earth. And as soon as they found out that we preserved our ability to shit (btw. they needed a very very long time to find out about it), they began to try to make tests to combine their DNA with ours, with the intention to solve this dilemma created by kthuluk.

So the answer to the question:

"DO EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIENS SHIT?"

is

1. Extraterrestrial Aliens had the ability to shit, but not anymore
2. They are still in the process of reversing this development
3. They need our Help! (but how can we help them?)