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Gummy bears is people!! Soylent Green is here!

 
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned the sugar free gummy bears by Haribo...here is an excerpt from a review left at amazon of the horrors these hell bears do to your bowels.

What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.

I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.

Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.

Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.

If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks.

[link to www.amazon.com]

Honestly, check out the reviews at amazon....I was laughing so hard!!!
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I don't like people so naturally I don't like soylent green gummy balls
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I remember a line about how they ate even man himself.


Seems that was just before He shut it down last time. I wonder however, having been around KC as a child, watching it play out when the "mob" was grinding up folks and putting them into the sausage to dispose of the body's.


Aw never mind, sausage biscuits just good stuff.





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