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If a woman ever pulls a knife on you..

 
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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10/26/2013 10:49 PM
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Re: If a woman ever pulls a knife on you..
Ahh nice.

That's quite the plan. We better hurry though, I'm sure certain classrooms will be destroyed in the first few days of next week.

Over the border and back?
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You must leave tonight.
In cornwall find a bar called the rusty nail.
Go their wearing nothing but your bathing suit under a black dress and an orange bandanna wrapped loosely around your right calf.

You will be approached by a short hairy Frenchman with a limp, do not make eye contact or talk to him in any way.
He will transfer you to the tunnel that runs under the river.
It leaks and you will need to swim parts of the way.

When you surface you will be in a field where my driver will be waiting for you. he will bring you to me.

There is no going back but i can assure you,
You will never want to leave..

bring Canadian Bacon sammich on white with mayo for me please..

drevil
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll
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10/27/2013 09:36 AM
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Re: If a woman ever pulls a knife on you..
Ahh nice.

That's quite the plan. We better hurry though, I'm sure certain classrooms will be destroyed in the first few days of next week.

Over the border and back?
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


You must leave tonight.
In cornwall find a bar called the rusty nail.
Go their wearing nothing but your bathing suit under a black dress and an orange bandanna wrapped loosely around your right calf.

You will be approached by a short hairy Frenchman with a limp, do not make eye contact or talk to him in any way.
He will transfer you to the tunnel that runs under the river.
It leaks and you will need to swim parts of the way.

When you surface you will be in a field where my driver will be waiting for you. he will bring you to me.

There is no going back but i can assure you,
You will never want to leave..

bring Canadian Bacon sammich on white with mayo for me please..

drevil
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


damned

The sandwich might be a little soggy by the time I get there.

Swimming in a tunnel - I'll need to work on that passport!
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10/27/2013 09:40 AM
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Re: If a woman ever pulls a knife on you..
Just pull out two slices of bread.

Her Womanly instincts will kick in,
and she will make you a sammich...

lmao
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Yes after she cuts your sausage in 2 !

say farewell to mister penis ! s226peace
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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10/27/2013 11:03 AM
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Re: If a woman ever pulls a knife on you..
damned

The sandwich might be a little soggy by the time I get there.

Swimming in a tunnel - I'll need to work on that passport!
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


well there go my chances of eating real bacon from Canada today.

grumpy2
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10/27/2013 12:16 PM
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Re: If a woman ever pulls a knife on you..
damned

The sandwich might be a little soggy by the time I get there.

Swimming in a tunnel - I'll need to work on that passport!
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


well there go my chances of eating real bacon from Canada today.

grumpy2
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


I'll be making a late breakfast in a bit. I'll have a bite for you. :)
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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10/27/2013 12:22 PM
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Re: If a woman ever pulls a knife on you..
damned

The sandwich might be a little soggy by the time I get there.

Swimming in a tunnel - I'll need to work on that passport!
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


well there go my chances of eating real bacon from Canada today.

grumpy2
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


I'll be making a late breakfast in a bit. I'll have a bite for you. :)
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


place finger
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10/27/2013 01:23 PM
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Re: If a woman ever pulls a knife on you..
damned

The sandwich might be a little soggy by the time I get there.

Swimming in a tunnel - I'll need to work on that passport!
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


well there go my chances of eating real bacon from Canada today.

grumpy2
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


I'll be making a late breakfast in a bit. I'll have a bite for you. :)
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


:place finger:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


:D It was yummy!





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