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If a woman ever pulls a knife on you..
Just pull out two slices of bread.

Her Womanly instincts will kick in,
and she will make you a sammich...

lmao
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facebook has a picture... glp isnt as good as fb? and a few days later? I sent her back to the kitchen for the one with the blue handle. For fuck sake! I just bought you that damn knife, you dont use anything I buy you!
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I am really hungry and could use a good sammich.

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I want to grow my own food

But cant find any bacon seeds..

:salad1:
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I don't do condiments, so I'm not sure what the knife would be used for... If you do condiments, well, you'd just have to spread that stuff on yourself. :)

Oh, and I don't do bread so come to think of it, your sandwich would be between two pieces of lettuce.



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I don't do condiments, so I'm not sure what the knife would be used for... If you do condiments, well, you'd just have to spread that stuff on yourself. :)

Oh, and I don't do bread so come to think of it, your sandwich would be between two pieces of lettuce.



eyebat
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Ewww really?

how can you not like bread or condiments ?

and more importantly even if you do not like these things,

why would you not have them around to make a delicious sammich for your man that loves bread and condiments?

what trickery you have..
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I don't do condiments, so I'm not sure what the knife would be used for... If you do condiments, well, you'd just have to spread that stuff on yourself. :)

Oh, and I don't do bread so come to think of it, your sandwich would be between two pieces of lettuce.



eyebat
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


Ewww really?

how can you not like bread or condiments ?

and more importantly even if you do not like these things,

why would you not have them around to make a delicious sammich for your man that loves bread and condiments?

what trickery you have..
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Well, I love bread, but I'm not into wheat anymore so unfortunately, it was something I had to give up. When I did make sandwiches, I just liked the meat and lettuce, I found condiments took away from it. I guess I'm just a plain jane!

I do have condiments in my home though for those who like them. :) And if he liked bread, well then, I'd have that around, too!
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I want to grow my own food

But cant find any bacon seeds..

:salad1:
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lmao

I'm having some of that liquid pestilence right now. cheers
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Re: If a woman ever pulls a knife on you..
Just pull out two slices of bread.

Her Womanly instincts will kick in,
and she will make you a sammich...

lmao
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So she can make a man-sammich? grinning
jk
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makemesammich
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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I don't do condiments, so I'm not sure what the knife would be used for... If you do condiments, well, you'd just have to spread that stuff on yourself. :)

Oh, and I don't do bread so come to think of it, your sandwich would be between two pieces of lettuce.



eyebat
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Ewww really?

how can you not like bread or condiments ?

and more importantly even if you do not like these things,

why would you not have them around to make a delicious sammich for your man that loves bread and condiments?

what trickery you have..
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Well, I love bread, but I'm not into wheat anymore so unfortunately, it was something I had to give up. When I did make sandwiches, I just liked the meat and lettuce, I found condiments took away from it. I guess I'm just a plain jane!

I do have condiments in my home though for those who like them. :) And if he liked bread, well then, I'd have that around, too!
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ok that is fair.

I settled on angel hair pasta from a box and some coffee..

do you make that?
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lolsignrofl
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I don't do condiments, so I'm not sure what the knife would be used for... If you do condiments, well, you'd just have to spread that stuff on yourself. :)

Oh, and I don't do bread so come to think of it, your sandwich would be between two pieces of lettuce.



eyebat
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


Ewww really?

how can you not like bread or condiments ?

and more importantly even if you do not like these things,

why would you not have them around to make a delicious sammich for your man that loves bread and condiments?

what trickery you have..
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Well, I love bread, but I'm not into wheat anymore so unfortunately, it was something I had to give up. When I did make sandwiches, I just liked the meat and lettuce, I found condiments took away from it. I guess I'm just a plain jane!

I do have condiments in my home though for those who like them. :) And if he liked bread, well then, I'd have that around, too!
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


ok that is fair.

I settled on angel hair pasta from a box and some coffee..

do you make that?
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Did you have any sauce with it?

Well, pasta is off limits for me, but if it was a request, I'd make it happen.

I'm making roasted chicken and veggies tonight.
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Did you have any sauce with it?

Well, pasta is off limits for me, but if it was a request, I'd make it happen.

I'm making roasted chicken and veggies tonight.
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yeah it came with a little packet of powder stuff you sprinkle in the milk/water as its cooking.
Its one of my favorite dinners for a buck.
If i get really fancy i will roll up some meat balls made out of Italian sausage and throw it in the pot also..

Are you one of them gluten-free people?
If so why? Is it a diet thing?

I could never do that, I would starve to death..
I am a meat and potatoes kinda guy.
Nothing fancy, just fuel that tastes good...
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Did you have any sauce with it?

Well, pasta is off limits for me, but if it was a request, I'd make it happen.

I'm making roasted chicken and veggies tonight.
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yeah it came with a little packet of powder stuff you sprinkle in the milk/water as its cooking.
Its one of my favorite dinners for a buck.
If i get really fancy i will roll up some meat balls made out of Italian sausage and throw it in the pot also..

Are you one of them gluten-free people?
If so why? Is it a diet thing?

I could never do that, I would starve to death..
I am a meat and potatoes kinda guy.
Nothing fancy, just fuel that tastes good...
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Ohhh lol@ fancy. You should throw some broccoli in. :) If you like broccoli...

Pretty much. I heard the author of Wheat Belly talking on a news program, and then I bought his book. After reading that, I decided to try not to eat wheat anymore.

I eat meat, lots of veggies, and once in a while potatoes. Lots of soup, salads. You can still eat tasty meals without the wheat. I do miss my chicken noodle soup though. :(

When I went wheat-free and cleared out my cupboards, there was next to nothing left. Even canned tomato soup has wheat in it...and that was another one of my favourite things for lunch.
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Just pull out two slices of bread.

Her Womanly instincts will kick in,
and she will make you a sammich...

lmao
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SmileyWink
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Did you have any sauce with it?

Well, pasta is off limits for me, but if it was a request, I'd make it happen.

I'm making roasted chicken and veggies tonight.
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yeah it came with a little packet of powder stuff you sprinkle in the milk/water as its cooking.
Its one of my favorite dinners for a buck.
If i get really fancy i will roll up some meat balls made out of Italian sausage and throw it in the pot also..

Are you one of them gluten-free people?
If so why? Is it a diet thing?

I could never do that, I would starve to death..
I am a meat and potatoes kinda guy.
Nothing fancy, just fuel that tastes good...
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Ohhh lol@ fancy. You should throw some broccoli in. :) If you like broccoli...

Pretty much. I heard the author of Wheat Belly talking on a news program, and then I bought his book. After reading that, I decided to try not to eat wheat anymore.

I eat meat, lots of veggies, and once in a while potatoes. Lots of soup, salads. You can still eat tasty meals without the wheat. I do miss my chicken noodle soup though. :(

When I went wheat-free and cleared out my cupboards, there was next to nothing left. Even canned tomato soup has wheat in it...and that was another one of my favourite things for lunch.
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I am a little leery about all these diet fads that say you cant eat certain staple items like wheat or fat or meat etc.

For hundreds of thousands of years humanity has survived just fine on the basic staples like veggies during the summer and meat and potatoes all winter long. Bread and pasta is made from wheat so its easy to store without refrigeration and can be eaten year long.

Its just recently with the advancement of transportation and refrigeration tech that we humans have access to all sorts of designer food products year long.

I think if anything is making us sick, its that we eat too much random and specialized foods we never had access too until a hundred or so years ago. Our bodies never get used to one food item, our diets are always changing.

staples like wheat, meat, veggies, and potatoes are what we survived on throughout history.


are you healthier now without the wheat in your diet? more energy? skinnier? what is the benefits of it?

I am not picking on you, just honestly curious..

hf
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Did you have any sauce with it?

Well, pasta is off limits for me, but if it was a request, I'd make it happen.

I'm making roasted chicken and veggies tonight.
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yeah it came with a little packet of powder stuff you sprinkle in the milk/water as its cooking.
Its one of my favorite dinners for a buck.
If i get really fancy i will roll up some meat balls made out of Italian sausage and throw it in the pot also..

Are you one of them gluten-free people?
If so why? Is it a diet thing?

I could never do that, I would starve to death..
I am a meat and potatoes kinda guy.
Nothing fancy, just fuel that tastes good...
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Ohhh lol@ fancy. You should throw some broccoli in. :) If you like broccoli...

Pretty much. I heard the author of Wheat Belly talking on a news program, and then I bought his book. After reading that, I decided to try not to eat wheat anymore.

I eat meat, lots of veggies, and once in a while potatoes. Lots of soup, salads. You can still eat tasty meals without the wheat. I do miss my chicken noodle soup though. :(

When I went wheat-free and cleared out my cupboards, there was next to nothing left. Even canned tomato soup has wheat in it...and that was another one of my favourite things for lunch.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


I am a little leery about all these diet fads that say you cant eat certain staple items like wheat or fat or meat etc.

For hundreds of thousands of years humanity has survived just fine on the basic staples like veggies during the summer and meat and potatoes all winter long. Bread and pasta is made from wheat so its easy to store without refrigeration and can be eaten year long.

Its just recently with the advancement of transportation and refrigeration tech that we humans have access to all sorts of designer food products year long.

I think if anything is making us sick, its that we eat too much random and specialized foods we never had access too until a hundred or so years ago. Our bodies never get used to one food item, our diets are always changing.

staples like wheat, meat, veggies, and potatoes are what we survived on throughout history.


are you healthier now without the wheat in your diet? more energy? skinnier? what is the benefits of it?

I am not picking on you, just honestly curious..

hf
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Yes, but the wheat from today is nothing like the wheat from years ago.

I don't call myself "gluten-free" or even give it a label. I just don't eat anything containing wheat. I do not buy "gluten-free" anything.

I feel a LOT better. I never had a weight problem or anything, but I was feeling tired all the time, and when I would bring pasta for my lunch, I used to get the bloated feeling where I felt like a blimp afterwards! I do have more energy, and I just feel better overall.

I shared the book with mom...she had been taking Certo for really bad arthritis in her fingers. She also has Type 2 Diabetes. She no longer has ANY pain in her fingers, and does not take anything. All she did was cut out the wheat. Her sugar has been in the 5s which means she will not have to be on any pills for the diabetes. Her last physical...her blood pressure was the lowest it has been in 30 years, and she is on a bunch of meds for high blood pressure.

My Dad also has type 2, and his readings were always in the 7s or 8s, and for the first time since he can remember, they've been in the 6s and sometimes 5s. He's not as diligent with the wheat as my mom is.

I'm not a preacher though. Live and let live. I just choose not to eat wheat, but I don't make a fuss about it or impose my needs on other people. :)
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Oh, and one more thing...my dad has Parkinson's and since cutting out the wheat, his pills seem to kick in faster, and last longer. That's what he's told me anyway.

At Thanksgiving, he couldn't give up the stuffing so my sister made some just for him. That night, he was practically in a coma, and his pills did not work at all. The only other things he ate were the turkey and veggies. He doesn't do gravy or mashed potatoes. So the only thing that would have caused that was the stuffing made with white bread.
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Yes, but the wheat from today is nothing like the wheat from years ago.

I don't call myself "gluten-free" or even give it a label. I just don't eat anything containing wheat. I do not buy "gluten-free" anything.

I feel a LOT better. I never had a weight problem or anything, but I was feeling tired all the time, and when I would bring pasta for my lunch, I used to get the bloated feeling where I felt like a blimp afterwards! I do have more energy, and I just feel better overall.

I shared the book with mom...she had been taking Certo for really bad arthritis in her fingers. She also has Type 2 Diabetes. She no longer has ANY pain in her fingers, and does not take anything. All she did was cut out the wheat. Her sugar has been in the 5s which means she will not have to be on any pills for the diabetes. Her last physical...her blood pressure was the lowest it has been in 30 years, and she is on a bunch of meds for high blood pressure.

My Dad also has type 2, and his readings were always in the 7s or 8s, and for the first time since he can remember, they've been in the 6s and sometimes 5s. He's not as diligent with the wheat as my mom is.

I'm not a preacher though. Live and let live. I just choose not to eat wheat, but I don't make a fuss about it or impose my needs on other people. :)
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


Thanks for the clarification, I can see with results like that why you keep doing it. I just see too many people around here doing these crazy life changing things for no reason other then someone wrote it down in a book.
Glad its working out for you and your parents.

So when are you going to come down to CT and visit me?
I dont live that far from Sandy Hook and we can go break into the school before they level the place and blow the lid off the entire conspiracy.

you could post a live youtube feed from inside the classroom where there is no bullet holes.. You would be a rock star!!

And then you could make me a sammich..

banana2
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Re: If a woman ever pulls a knife on you..
I want to grow my own food

But cant find any bacon seeds..

:salad1:
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Oh LP! (hands on hips shaking head with shit-eating sitcom smile)
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I want to grow my own food

But cant find any bacon seeds..

:salad1:
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Oh LP! (hands on hips shaking head with shit-eating sitcom smile)
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hahahaha, nice visual!!

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Yes, but the wheat from today is nothing like the wheat from years ago.

I don't call myself "gluten-free" or even give it a label. I just don't eat anything containing wheat. I do not buy "gluten-free" anything.

I feel a LOT better. I never had a weight problem or anything, but I was feeling tired all the time, and when I would bring pasta for my lunch, I used to get the bloated feeling where I felt like a blimp afterwards! I do have more energy, and I just feel better overall.

I shared the book with mom...she had been taking Certo for really bad arthritis in her fingers. She also has Type 2 Diabetes. She no longer has ANY pain in her fingers, and does not take anything. All she did was cut out the wheat. Her sugar has been in the 5s which means she will not have to be on any pills for the diabetes. Her last physical...her blood pressure was the lowest it has been in 30 years, and she is on a bunch of meds for high blood pressure.

My Dad also has type 2, and his readings were always in the 7s or 8s, and for the first time since he can remember, they've been in the 6s and sometimes 5s. He's not as diligent with the wheat as my mom is.

I'm not a preacher though. Live and let live. I just choose not to eat wheat, but I don't make a fuss about it or impose my needs on other people. :)
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


Thanks for the clarification, I can see with results like that why you keep doing it. I just see too many people around here doing these crazy life changing things for no reason other then someone wrote it down in a book.
Glad its working out for you and your parents.

So when are you going to come down to CT and visit me?
I dont live that far from Sandy Hook and we can go break into the school before they level the place and blow the lid off the entire conspiracy.

you could post a live youtube feed from inside the classroom where there is no bullet holes.. You would be a rock star!!

And then you could make me a sammich..

banana2
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


I agree, but I have seen results for myself and for those I care about. Anything to help my loved ones get off some pills makes me happy. :)

How far are away are you because they started with the demolition on Friday!!

That would be pretty cool, but the armed guards would haul me off. :( I still would like to go there someday though, just to see all the creepiness for myself.

I've been procrastinating getting my passport because I have to go through some loopholes to get a new birth certificate... all because I was born in Quebec! If it wasn't for that hassle, I could be on my way.
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ROFLMAO!

I was going to say dog catcher to a kimura, but hey, a sammich sounds awesome!
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I agree, but I have seen results for myself and for those I care about. Anything to help my loved ones get off some pills makes me happy. :)

How far are away are you because they started with the demolition on Friday!!

That would be pretty cool, but the armed guards would haul me off. :( I still would like to go there someday though, just to see all the creepiness for myself.

I've been procrastinating getting my passport because I have to go through some loopholes to get a new birth certificate... all because I was born in Quebec! If it wasn't for that hassle, I could be on my way.
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I am maybe 2 hours from SH by car. I live on the other end of the state on the RI boarder surrounded by state forest.

But my plan was to skydive and land on top of the school in the middle of the night and drop into the classroom all Mission Impossible style. I have the skillz for this and it would of been fun.

Dont worry about your passport, I know a good Coyotaje outside of cornwall that will get you over the boarder.


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Just pull out two slices of bread.

Her Womanly instincts will kick in,
and she will make you a sammich...

lmao
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Aiming too low. Try a steak and some potatoes.
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Just pull out two slices of bread.

Her Womanly instincts will kick in,
and she will make you a sammich...

lmao
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Aiming too low. Try a steak and some potatoes.
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Yes please

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I agree, but I have seen results for myself and for those I care about. Anything to help my loved ones get off some pills makes me happy. :)

How far are away are you because they started with the demolition on Friday!!

That would be pretty cool, but the armed guards would haul me off. :( I still would like to go there someday though, just to see all the creepiness for myself.

I've been procrastinating getting my passport because I have to go through some loopholes to get a new birth certificate... all because I was born in Quebec! If it wasn't for that hassle, I could be on my way.
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I am maybe 2 hours from SH by car. I live on the other end of the state on the RI boarder surrounded by state forest.

But my plan was to skydive and land on top of the school in the middle of the night and drop into the classroom all Mission Impossible style. I have the skillz for this and it would of been fun.

Dont worry about your passport, I know a good Coyotaje outside of cornwall that will get you over the boarder.


yoda
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Ahh nice.

That's quite the plan. We better hurry though, I'm sure certain classrooms will be destroyed in the first few days of next week.

Over the border and back?
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THIS alien16 And don't forget the chips....





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