If they're so good at covering things up how come they've done such a shitty job with prince harry? He obviously is a love child. Wouldn't they have tested his DNA at birth and replaced him with a reptilian shapeshifter with nanobots for blood?

But the main reason, that I haven't heard a good answer to yet is--> why even bother faking the pregnancy? And why do a shitty job faking it? Who is to benefit? Of all the "hoaxes" this seems pointless at best and wreckless at worst.