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My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.

 
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My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
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Re: My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
Do you use pine cones or leaves?
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Re: My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
Oh.. and for a little temporal perspective:

On our first date we watched a white Bronco in the slowest police chase ever on TV...

Cooincidentally...? on our drive out to Vegas to get married.. my car breaks down and we stop at a rest stop. I tell her that we should just believe in the universe to help us, so we decide to just chill and turn on the radio. We then just happen to catch the "not guilty" verdict regarding the aforementioned white Bronco driver. (yes OJ damnit)

That's when a guy stops next to us and asks why our hood is up. He cooincidentally is a Toyota technician and knows exactly how to get my 1986 Celica GTS to start. Saves our bacon. Universe gets high praise, and we carry on.


Oh there is more...
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Re: My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
Do you use pine cones or leaves?
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We used TP. What do you use? :)
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Last Edited by The Rickest Rick Sanchez on 07/20/2013 05:44 PM
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How are you staying cool and where are you allowed to live in a tent???
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How are you staying cool and where are you allowed to live in a tent???
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Ok I have to clear this up. This was in 1995. I was giving that away with the OJ story.

We aren't still in a tent. That is where we started our marriage. No house, very little money, no jobs.

It was Spring in Arizona. So it was hot, but not 112 at night hot. We stayed at campgrounds mostly. It took a few months before we could both find jobs and save enough up to get a 1 room studio apt.


This is more of a "how to start over" rather than a "how to become a hermit" story. Actually its a "how to recover from following your dreams off a cliff" story.

There is sex, drogs, and ruck and roll. dreams of pyramids, impending DOOM, aliens, angels, all that.

I see all the excited kids who have discovered "the man" and "corporations" and want to "drop out". I have been there done that in various ways so i wanted to share the pitfalls and highlights.
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How are you staying cool and where are you allowed to live in a tent???
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Oh but to answer the question: battery powered fan and a mist spraying bottle of water works wonders.
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Last Edited by The Rickest Rick Sanchez on 07/23/2013 01:17 AM
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Re: My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
Good for you man! I think you mean "my WIFE and I" haha

That's it dude let the universe flow, believe good things are coming your way and they will! I wish you and you girl much love and success!
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Re: My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
Sounds like the beginnings of a great true life story, keep going, are you still married and living in a mansion?
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Sounds like the beginnings of a great true life story, keep going, are you still married and living in a mansion?
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Married 18 years and living in our own home. The story has been a pageturner. (:
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Re: My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
Why the hell did you get married at all? If you decide you're married, you are. You don't need a piece of paper from the STATE.

You just gave the STATE control over you and everything you own and produce from now on.
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Sounds like the beginnings of a great true life story, keep going, are you still married and living in a mansion?
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Married 18 years and living in our own home. The story has been a pageturner. (:
 Quoting: LogicBomber



Good on you! Kids too?
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Re: My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
Tell us about the drogs. Did they abduct you? probe?
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Re: My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
Where do I find a girl like that?
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Re: My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
Oh.. and for a little temporal perspective:

On our first date we watched a white Bronco in the slowest police chase ever on TV...

Cooincidentally...? on our drive out to Vegas to get married.. my car breaks down and we stop at a rest stop. I tell her that we should just believe in the universe to help us, so we decide to just chill and turn on the radio. We then just happen to catch the "not guilty" verdict regarding the aforementioned white Bronco driver. (yes OJ damnit)

That's when a guy stops next to us and asks why our hood is up. He cooincidentally is a Toyota technician and knows exactly how to get my 1986 Celica GTS to start. Saves our bacon. Universe gets high praise, and we carry on.


Oh there is more...
 Quoting: LogicBomber


You're my hero.
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Where do I find a girl like that?
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Midwest
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How do I found myself an attractive lady who would be willing to live in a tent with me until we got on our feet?
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Re: My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
Where in the midwest, hmmmm? I must find her before the next full moon.
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How do I found myself an attractive lady who would be willing to live in a tent with me until we got on our feet?
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I don't know that you can. You might be able to find a hippie chick that doesn't shave her armpits and eats lots of granola though.
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Fantastic story in this for sure.


I am amazed you found a women that would stick with you through it all.
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Re: My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
did Elvis marry you?
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Re: My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
the biggest question here is was she a virgin both holes when you banged her?
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How do I found myself an attractive lady who would be willing to live in a tent with me until we got on our feet?
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When we first met :

I was headed home from work one night and mind drifting I ended up heading to the late night club/bar beforw I realized it. I was pretty depressed and still in recovery from previous damaging relationship. was not in the mood to even try to meet a girl. I had "given up". Decided to go ahead and see if anyone I knew was there and would go home If not. There was a friend of a friend (close enough) so I decided to have 1 drink before heading home to wallow in loneliness. We were leaning against a wall when these 2 babes walked past. Guy I was with taps oneof them on the shoulder then looks other way. Girl looks at me like WTF? I sstutter that it wasn't me.. Next thing I know she gets close and asks if I can act like we are together so this guy who was following her would back off. I put my arms around her waist just as the guy walks up. he sees us and walks away. She starts to move away saying thanks. I pull her closer and say "I'm not done with you" She smiles..we get another drink. .. end up talking in the parking lot until 3am. Been together ever since.

You won't "find her" by looking. You have to give up and let her find you. But when she does, you Must Not Let Go.
hf
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Re: My girlfriend and I left the midwest, got married in Vegas, and started a new life in a tent. Ask me a question.
did Elvis marry you?
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There is a little Elvis in all of us. ;)
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Last Edited by The Rickest Rick Sanchez on 07/30/2013 07:12 PM
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Where do I find a girl like that?
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Midwest
 Quoting: ^Isaac^


Mideast jihad2
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How do I found myself an attractive lady who would be willing to live in a tent with me until we got on our feet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3656793


When we first met :

I was headed home from work one night and mind drifting I ended up heading to the late night club/bar beforw I realized it. I was pretty depressed and still in recovery from previous damaging relationship. was not in the mood to even try to meet a girl. I had "given up". Decided to go ahead and see if anyone I knew was there and would go home If not. There was a friend of a friend (close enough) so I decided to have 1 drink before heading home to wallow in loneliness. We were leaning against a wall when these 2 babes walked past. Guy I was with taps oneof them on the shoulder then looks other way. Girl looks at me like WTF? I sstutter that it wasn't me.. Next thing I know she gets close and asks if I can act like we are together so this guy who was following her would back off. I put my arms around her waist just as the guy walks up. he sees us and walks away. She starts to move away saying thanks. I pull her closer and say "I'm not done with you" She smiles..we get another drink. .. end up talking in the parking lot until 3am. Been together ever since.

You won't "find her" by looking. You have to give up and let her find you. But when she does, you Must Not Let Go.
hf
 Quoting: LogicBomber


Thanks for the reply, that's a nice story hf
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Fantastic story in this for sure.


I am amazed you found a women that would stick with you through it all.
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It is a great story.. I guess that's why I started this thread. ..its a journal of the memories... may grow into a book.. we shall see ...

I didn't find her. .. she helped me find myself. and vice versa I think. it Is amazing. you are right. I had nothing to offer at the time but the Magic we were able to create and receive together.
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Where do I find a girl like that?
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Midwest
 Quoting: ^Isaac^


Mideast jihad2
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Ok I actually chuckled out loud at that one. Nice!
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