You can't Simmer the Zimmer

Obama: "If I had a son..."

I thought you do have a son asshole, and you are estranged from him because your a piece of shit!?!?!

Delivered by some Anon in chan speak:

>be me
>on my way to the kitchen for a midnight snack
>house dark as shit
>hear glass breaking in living room
>head in to see what the fuck is going on
>see pair of teeth floating in the darkness
>oh shit I'm being robbed by a ni@@er
>ni@@er sees me
>begins beating his chest
>charges with an apelike roar
>no time to react
>I hit the floor with a thud
>hit my head on a nearby bookshelf
>ni@@er starts mercilessly beating me
>thisistheend.jpg
>my door opens
>shining golden light fills the room
>booming godlike voice says "Fryin chickens?"
>ni@@er stops beating on me, turns around
>Zimmerman standing in my doorway, pointing a gun at the ni@@er
>ni@@er responds with a simian grunt
>Zimmerman smirks
>"Wrong answer, monkey"
>a single gunshot is fired
>I am soaked in ni@@er blood
>the ni@@er's lifeless body falls off of me
>look up at my lord and savior Zimmerman
>"th-thank you..."
>he walks over to me, kneels, pats my head
>makes me feel as if all is right in the world
>with a slight smile he whispers softly
>"it was my privilege"

More:

>Driving home from work one night
>At red light
>Notice 3 "Cultured" individuals staring at me
>Mother of god please turn green
>I don't want to run the light because I respect the law
>The negroids approach my car and one bangs on the window
>The other starts jumping on the hood and the third is trying to open my door
>They're all yelling something in their native tongue (I think it's called ebonics)
>All of a sudden I hear "Stop you mother fucking punks"
>Oh thank god, It's George Zimmerman
>The negroids look scared because they remember what he did to their brother Treyboon
>They all pull out knives and charge Zimmerman
>GZ draws his legally concealed gun and shoots each one in the chest, killing all 3
>All of a sudden a jury of 6 women, one black, steps out from behind a building and they all say "Not guilty" in unison.
>Mark O'mara and Don West descend from the heavens
>The stand next to George and all 3 ascend into the sky
>I hear a great voice in the sky say "You can't simmer the Zimmer"
>I sleep well that night

Zimmerman...more like winner man!