'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer

He says he got it from cunnilingus and that cunnilingus is the cure...

i know, made me laugh :lolkit:

Last Edited by JUST HERE on 06/03/2013 01:48 PM

And I bitch about a stiff neck.

NO WAY EVER WILL I LET MY DAUGHTERS HAVE THAT FILTH THEY CALL GARDASIL FUCK THE SPELLING as well, you can just see the sheep rushing off to vaccinate there poor girls fukin sucker's they will be if they fall for this crap cause this is what the article is about getting the sheep to be afraid of something else yet again

So Ur saying he wasn't acting much eh?

Who could blame him - if I were married to Catherine Zeta-Jones I'd be spending all my time between her legs too!

Maybe they had alot of rehearsing in private... you know, to make it look real.

I've been telling people for years not to have oral sex. Use your hands or a vibrator but not YOUR DAMN MOUTH ON ANOTHER PERSONS CROTCH!

Not just STDs, but actually your mouth is too dirty to safely expose to genitals as well. There is bacteria that safely lives on the surface of the penis and vagina that can cause tooth decay if a colony sets up in your mouth, too.

oh jesus....

Man, is my dentist going to be happy! Can somebody say, 'Ka-Ching."

College for the kids, a new BMW, and pleny of time for him to golf.

I never knew going down on the honeys provided such a boom to the economy.

Common sense.

Anything associated with "Zeta's" has to be cancerous.

Well Micheal, now there's an admission.

I guess sucking on plutonium rods would also give one throat cancer. Hmm, plutonium rods or pussy, well now there's a conundrum, but seeing as though i can't get hold of either, i'm probably gonna be ok.

LOL - That's looking on the bright side, CR

Your words, not mine.

Love,
Mike

Yeah, and i'll also enjoy eating the skinny blondes too when the time comes.

why do people have oral sex. its gross.

I have major ocd germophobia and there is no way in hell I can understand how someone would put their mouth near someones private part. sickkkk

who the heck invented that.its animalistic. the mouth is clean for eating food

or else you might as well go around licking the bottom of your shoe or public garbage cans or a wad of bubblegum someone stuck under a desk

its degrading too especially for women.alot of men use that as a way to degrade and shame women as part of their sick fantasy.

I never had a boyfriend but if I did I hope I find someone who likes to keep their mouth clean. Michael douglas is an idiot. private ares and mouths don't go together.

where are peoples standards. why are people making pornography actions normal. then they wonder why they get all these diseases. how many people today waited till they are married and only slept with their spouse.society is getting more corrupt

This!

well she is/was very edible

How the fuck you get cancer from eating pussy? There would be no men left now. Micheal Douglas as we see now was always a closet fag, he enjoyed slipping his tongue down matt the homo damon's throat. Every movie i had of his is in the garbage, another fake man hollywood actress.

Nice.

Do you troll often?

Lol. And women across America shouted Yessss! No more BJs!!!

I really think something else was going on here with Michael.

He was obviously doing some other extra marital things he's not supposed to.

He should have limited his activities to women wearing a pad or using a tampon, everyone knows a pussy with a filter is much healthier

I bet you never gave a blowjob in your life you feminist. Every woman I've been with enjoyed my cock in her mouth,as my tongue playing with her pussy, its natural for a woman to want her mans dick in her mouth.

Has it occurred to you that some people actually wash themselves before sex? Gosh.

I think Douglas got this crap from smoking and drinking.
Unless he had multiple partners. YUK.