BREEKING!! America Lost Cold Water To Hippies

The Bears have installed black pipes in hopes of heating water through solar power. This plan they have works only in theory as most other works and ideas. The wisdom only comes upon applications of said knowledge. Now the bears have come home to camp and found a Monkey had taken everything. Now the Monkey was thought to be extinct due to the latest intelligence briefing from the Rats.

The rats seemed to have missed the monkey and allowed it to slip away because he was hiding in plain sight. You see the tail was chopped off Monkey at birth and body has lazer hair removal, so monkey looked Human. So now Bears approach raccoon asking about Monkey.





Last Edited by Motion & Rest on 05/16/2013 07:06 PM

No, but maybe I can help you find him or her. Is Crazy male or female?

Last Edited by Motion & Rest on 05/16/2013 07:07 PM

What happens when bananas are put in the fridge?

Sop the bears go to where the raccoons dwell. As the Bears are seeking to find warm water to fill the well, the Monkey tosses the Raccoons some cat food. So the bears approach the raccoon, who lack nothing asking "Who is Monkey"?, not knowing that the articulate work with the articulate thumbed, they asked about MOney. Raccoon says FUCK monkey he stole my SHIT. Bear says thats fuck up, do u want to team up against Monkey? Racoon says to self "Who wants's racoon shit?" and says to Bear"wanna team up and kill mokey?"

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The bear come to the monkey and starts to growl and Monkey just stares. Bear in his mind says "Why is Monkey not scared, why that funny stare". Bear says to Monkey "I know what you have done, now give me what's mine. Raccoon said he's a friend of mine" Monkey bursts out in tears and asks Bear if he can bear the news. Bear says, "You lose monkey, now thats the news"

With his clout the Bear lights his cigar sits down and says, "I cannot believe Monkey fought me this far". The birds who were watching knew the battle was long and far. The bear thought it was over and out. Being with Monkey and realizing the bear was stuck in clout, the birds came and told Bear, "We don't care and just want things the way they were. We will be the ones who kill monkeys tune." Thing is the Bear never heard because he never heard the songs of the Bird. He was unaware that the bird is the word.

Long after the birds start singing their song Monkey hears and stumbles along. As friend birds sing their song allowing the Raccoons to know who's down, then MONKey knew the bear was the weakest in town, nothing but a clown. So into town Monkey goes down to tell bear see you later I'm leaving town. Bear dictates crown as monkey leaves town. Never truly knowing what's going down, just deceived by thinking he owns the whole town.

That's how bears roll. Attack the weak to appear strong. Kinda stupid if you ask me when everyone knows bears sleep 1/4 the year. Those weak become strong when bear asleep.

bears just want to be left alone. but always used with collar to entertain people.

it has always been this way since the white man showed up in north america.

the Indians respected Bear.

Now the monkey who has morphed into Baboon by way of a toon, then came strolling back into town singing a new tune, the way of the Baboon. Bear couldn't recognize Baboon because he only heard the Monkey of tune. At the time when the birds chimed and sang their rhyme, the bear never bothered to give anytime time to that annoying whine which he heard at all times. Time was of the essence only this one time, the bear is still in line thinking he has time when he already missed the chime. They Bear has come to be all that he was to be, while the Baboon gave him all he has only to deceive. You C Monkey never left town only became Baboon the clown.

The transformation of Monkey is the talk of the town, all the animals know what is on the ground they hear the original sound Monkey layed down. Now that Baboon was in town it everyone discarded him as a clown. So the clown decides to leave, pick up and move out of town. Now that the clown has descended down, all the way down, he took his frown and turned it upside down. The cross was achieved as well as monkeys pleas. The town is at ease and everyone pleased, now the clown left town and the Baboon is not around.

Thing is when Baboon the clown was in town the bear had no idea it was Monkey with a frown and let his guard down showing all that he's truly nothing at all, like Monkey had said all along. Now many sing the monkey song and everyone is starting to get along.

Keep friends close and enemies closer they say