American hogs at our Canadian gas plant

Three American hogs came out to our plant a few months ago. I didn't see them then. They contract for the o/g company I work for. Cook tells us to get to the camp before they do or we won't have anything to eat.

They come to our plant in the afternoon and no one can hear themselves think. Two minutes into their introduction they are asking who the cook is this time. Seriously. I have to share a bathroom with one of these talking rhino's. Bloody hope he gets his 30lb turd flushed. They were the first one's to get to the feeding trough and the lasts to leave. But they were quite!

Three months ago I was at Disney world, hogs hogs everywhere. It's an epidemic.